Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸
@segatape.bsky.social
definitely one of the accounts on bluesky. bad jokes, baseball, history, music, space, airplanes, libertarian socialist politics.
everything for everyone
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everything for everyone
SegaTape on discord
segatape@kolektiva.social on mastodon
he/him
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happy pride! remember, you will one day dance on their graves
brissot: they hate us for our freedoms war on terror guy
barnave: resist lib
carnot: deep dive threads about appropriations procedures
mounier: liz cheney
d'epremesnil: insane reactionary
robespierre: joyless scold with carefully written 230-tweet threads
barras: crypto scams
carnot: deep dive threads about appropriations procedures
mounier: liz cheney
d'epremesnil: insane reactionary
robespierre: joyless scold with carefully written 230-tweet threads
barras: crypto scams
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
brissot: they hate us for our freedoms war on terror guy
Crucially these are death rates for other people's kids, who are not real and don't matter
The vaccine autism thing is bullshit but even if you believed it, it seems incredibly fucked up to then believe that raising child death rates is some sort of worthwhile trade-off to reduce autism rates
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Crucially these are death rates for other people's kids, who are not real and don't matter
www.cnn.com/2026/01/06/p... as if on cue, stephen collinson appears to gush about how manly and alpha trump is
Analysis: Trump’s new US mission statement: Strength, force, power | CNN Politics
Look out, world.
www.cnn.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
www.cnn.com/2026/01/06/p... as if on cue, stephen collinson appears to gush about how manly and alpha trump is
there is no way this is going to be a real trial
How long until they panic over losing at trial and send him to Guantanamo
Justice Dept. Drops Claim That Venezuela’s ‘Cartel de los Soles’ Is an Actual Group
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
there is no way this is going to be a real trial
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
stephen miller is screaming about how he is going to kill everyone again, probably fine
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
stephen miller is screaming about how he is going to kill everyone again, probably fine
what if the ostensible opposition party opposed things
On the first day back following the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro & first lady Cilia Flores, 6 Senate Democrats vote yea to confirm Keith Bass as an Assistant Secretary of Defense by a vote of 50-35.
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
what if the ostensible opposition party opposed things
yeah i'm so rich i can wear a jacket that looks like it was made out of electrical tape
I have a hard time listening to Jensen Huang because he's such a buzzwordy hype merchant. Also because he makes choices like "whatever the hell this jacket is up to".
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
yeah i'm so rich i can wear a jacket that looks like it was made out of electrical tape
this just makes them look weak and childish
Here’s America’s dictator carving up the world and laying claim to 2 continents.
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
this just makes them look weak and childish
i don't think americans think other people are real, let alone other people in other countries who don't even like speak english and stuff. it's the 80s action movie principle where the bad countries consist 100 percent of evil villains whose only motivation is hating us for our freedoms
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i don't think americans think other people are real, let alone other people in other countries who don't even like speak english and stuff. it's the 80s action movie principle where the bad countries consist 100 percent of evil villains whose only motivation is hating us for our freedoms
the polls certainly do not want you to hand it to trump
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
the polls certainly do not want you to hand it to trump
now they can brag about how many copilot installs there are much easier
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
now they can brag about how many copilot installs there are much easier
nobody wants any of this but that does not matter
Samsung upgrades its Family Hub refrigerators with AI features, such as voice control to open and close the door and Gemini-powered AI Vision to track inventory (Jennifer Pattison Tuohy/The Verge)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
nobody wants any of this but that does not matter
probably not a great time to be in the midst of reading a book about july 1914
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
probably not a great time to be in the midst of reading a book about july 1914
this is absolutely a sustainable way for the world to operate
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
this is absolutely a sustainable way for the world to operate
neither of them thought through what would happen afterwards did they
BREAKING: The U.S. won’t govern Venezuela, but will press changes through an oil blockade, Rubio says, after Trump claims of running the country.
Venezuela live updates: Uncertainty and legal questions remain after US captures Maduro
The Trump administration’s capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and claims that it will “run” the country are raising stark new questions about the legality of the U.S. actions and its future operations in the South American nation.
bit.ly
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
neither of them thought through what would happen afterwards did they
yeah he's hopped up on feeling like he owns the world and can run his protection racket thing for now but soon he will be obsessing over what kind of tuscan marble to use for the vanities in the VIP bathroom
Why do I feel like we are just going to move on from this in 3 days and they will just go back to discussing Somalians and ballroom
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
yeah he's hopped up on feeling like he owns the world and can run his protection racket thing for now but soon he will be obsessing over what kind of tuscan marble to use for the vanities in the VIP bathroom
this would be a napoleon level geopolitical clusterfuck
i’ve still seen people not take trump seriously on greenland but i’ve never been more certain he really does want to colonize it
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
this would be a napoleon level geopolitical clusterfuck
all roosters are canonically italian
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
all roosters are canonically italian
"pew pew army cool" fits perfectly into the "everyone is twelve now" theory
the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?
January 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
"pew pew army cool" fits perfectly into the "everyone is twelve now" theory
if you asked donald trump right now who the president of cuba is, he would say fidel castro right
WELKER: Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target?
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
if you asked donald trump right now who the president of cuba is, he would say fidel castro right
the particular combination of massive ego and spectacular cowardice that every major news agency has
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
the particular combination of massive ego and spectacular cowardice that every major news agency has
weird blue prince run be like
just got a sick deal on a 0 bedroom 0 bathroom 1 rumpus room home
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 AM
weird blue prince run be like
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches