determining the age of this specimen, scientifically
January 23, 2026 at 6:56 PM
determining the age of this specimen, scientifically
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X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 AM
X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
it sucks that the biggest fucking losers on earth love to name their dogshit companies after fun lord of the rings stuff. our app will let you send your neighbor's biometrics directly to the FBI in exchange for crypto. we're called Bill The Pony.
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 PM
it sucks that the biggest fucking losers on earth love to name their dogshit companies after fun lord of the rings stuff. our app will let you send your neighbor's biometrics directly to the FBI in exchange for crypto. we're called Bill The Pony.
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
thinking about Lenny Kravitz
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
thinking about Lenny Kravitz
haters spitting and fuming to see me biking around town attending to my little errands
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
haters spitting and fuming to see me biking around town attending to my little errands
Song Sung Blue (2025)
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Song Sung Blue (2025)
best thing about these lists ranking universities from around the world is imagining the Zhejiang grads who like to say they "went to school in Hangzhou" to be humble
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 PM
best thing about these lists ranking universities from around the world is imagining the Zhejiang grads who like to say they "went to school in Hangzhou" to be humble
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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the best thing about video games is the fantasy of "upgrading your skills," something that is simply impossible in real life
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 AM
the best thing about video games is the fantasy of "upgrading your skills," something that is simply impossible in real life
Michael B Shoppin
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Michael B Shoppin
Jerry Seinfeld really ruined it for the rest of us. You can't even date a high schooler anymore without everyone thinking you're trying to fuck them
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Jerry Seinfeld really ruined it for the rest of us. You can't even date a high schooler anymore without everyone thinking you're trying to fuck them
the best thing about video games is the fantasy of "upgrading your skills," something that is simply impossible in real life
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 AM
the best thing about video games is the fantasy of "upgrading your skills," something that is simply impossible in real life
it's bc he touched a fentanyl
January 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
it's bc he touched a fentanyl
many people knew this already, but apparently marie antoinette built a fake little zelda village on the versailles grounds to fuck around in
January 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
many people knew this already, but apparently marie antoinette built a fake little zelda village on the versailles grounds to fuck around in
having my human rights violated by a link to the Qdoba menu
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
having my human rights violated by a link to the Qdoba menu
it's whiskey Friday somewhere
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
it's whiskey Friday somewhere
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problematic age gap
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
problematic age gap
dilbertkanda forever
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
dilbertkanda forever
don't talk to me or my son ever again
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
don't talk to me or my son ever again
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The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.
completely wakame-pilled in 2026
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
completely wakame-pilled in 2026