I don't know how they did it
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I don't know how they did it
dear app developers,
if you log me out of your dumb app that I never wanted in the first place I will uninstall the app and move on with my life rather than reset my password. go with god.
if you log me out of your dumb app that I never wanted in the first place I will uninstall the app and move on with my life rather than reset my password. go with god.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
dear app developers,
if you log me out of your dumb app that I never wanted in the first place I will uninstall the app and move on with my life rather than reset my password. go with god.
if you log me out of your dumb app that I never wanted in the first place I will uninstall the app and move on with my life rather than reset my password. go with god.
don't really care about "the stock market" but imagine how much it's gonna go up when he dies
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
don't really care about "the stock market" but imagine how much it's gonna go up when he dies
can you explain this gap in your resume?
sure thats when i worked at the gap
sure thats when i worked at the gap
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
can you explain this gap in your resume?
sure thats when i worked at the gap
sure thats when i worked at the gap
idk why trump is so obsessed with bringing back the dead industries of america's past when we should be leaning into what we do best: quack race science and fake food made out of corn stuff
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
idk why trump is so obsessed with bringing back the dead industries of america's past when we should be leaning into what we do best: quack race science and fake food made out of corn stuff
no fan of the guy, but it's a bridge too far to also release epstein's old forum posts IMO
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
no fan of the guy, but it's a bridge too far to also release epstein's old forum posts IMO
brb talking to GLEM
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
brb talking to GLEM
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It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”
loving how Jeff emails like lionel hutz's business card
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
loving how Jeff emails like lionel hutz's business card
I don't think so honey, Donald trump
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don't think so honey, Donald trump
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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
grow up. the leprechaun dies at the end of every movie and they figure it out just fine
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
grow up. the leprechaun dies at the end of every movie and they figure it out just fine
I tried to tell the rest of the crew that unless we blow up the cloning vats and nuke the source gene sequence from the mainframe we will never be rid of this scourge
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I tried to tell the rest of the crew that unless we blow up the cloning vats and nuke the source gene sequence from the mainframe we will never be rid of this scourge
gonna go as left shark for halloween
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
gonna go as left shark for halloween
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negotiating against chuck schumer should be illegal. feels like elder abuse. where is jimmy mcgill when you need him
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
negotiating against chuck schumer should be illegal. feels like elder abuse. where is jimmy mcgill when you need him
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Never forget that a Democratic US Attorney’s decision to prosecute Aaron Swartz for downloading JSTOR PDFs contributed to his suicide but AI firms’ decision to download everything ever will be a justification for hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer bailouts and legal exemptions.
“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
OpenAI in Danger After Authors Suing It Gain Access to Its Internal Slack Messages
Authors and publishers, who are suing OpenAI, secured access to internal Slack messages and emails discussing the deletion of pirated books.
futurism.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Never forget that a Democratic US Attorney’s decision to prosecute Aaron Swartz for downloading JSTOR PDFs contributed to his suicide but AI firms’ decision to download everything ever will be a justification for hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer bailouts and legal exemptions.
negotiating against chuck schumer should be illegal. feels like elder abuse. where is jimmy mcgill when you need him
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
negotiating against chuck schumer should be illegal. feels like elder abuse. where is jimmy mcgill when you need him
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The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
tired: stealing the louvre jewels
wired: stealing the louvre
wired: stealing the louvre
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
tired: stealing the louvre jewels
wired: stealing the louvre
wired: stealing the louvre
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
first read this as Bigfoot and thought well that makes sense
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
first read this as Bigfoot and thought well that makes sense
were there just more banana peels lying around or were people just more clumsy back then?
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
were there just more banana peels lying around or were people just more clumsy back then?
when is Halloween I have an idea Jojo Sliwa
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
when is Halloween I have an idea Jojo Sliwa