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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The panic that kicks in at 2pm every day when I realize it gets dark in two hours
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.

The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.

interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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PUSHING DAISIES was a work of genius, cast with absolute geniuses, showrun by a genius, and I deserve three more seasons damnit.
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today
August 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Scored my tix!!! My fav event of the year!
Psst.

Tickets for CAMP FRIDA, our 9th annual horror movie marathon, go on sale tomorrow, August 15th, at 11am!
August 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
August 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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italian horror fans'll be like "you don't know Argento Fusilli? Oh, you must see "The Yellow Knife." It's shot all in green, except the blood. There's a 45 minute shot of a nun crucifying a clown with huge needles. A masterpiece"
August 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Essentially, as @mildlydiverting.bsky.social points out, a lot of the use cases which techbros put forward for AI are ones which require them to develop adult skills - like knowing what to say to women. It’s a way of letting them be perpetually toddlers.
Grounds for divorce imo
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I am a pretty tolerant and patient person about most people’s food and cooking preferences, but if you use an electric salt grinder I think you should be sent to jail
August 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Resident Evil 6 is filled with bespoke details unique to their different stages. My favorite is this mahjong table that looks like it was left in a hurry. It was, but not due to zombies. One person got Four Concealed Triplets (one of the most valuable hands) and everyone else quit.
July 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Yup, here's your problem.
July 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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June 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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[picks up phone] let’s see what’s on the bad news machine today



[throws phone into the sea]
June 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Post an unusual sign if you feel like it
June 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM