Hell yeah dude
tried to impress a girl when i was 17 by chugging a bottle of cough medicine and vomited it all up while watching Fight Club
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hell yeah dude
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this could be your Christmas card
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
this could be your Christmas card
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Scully: There's a cheeto in the dang white house
Mulder: *throws her some files* ever heard of Jeffrey Epstein
Mulder: *throws her some files* ever heard of Jeffrey Epstein
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Scully: There's a cheeto in the dang white house
Mulder: *throws her some files* ever heard of Jeffrey Epstein
Mulder: *throws her some files* ever heard of Jeffrey Epstein
I Let ChatGPT Raise My Newborn And Now It Won’t Leave My Basement And Only Eats Batteries: A Sam Altman Story
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I Let ChatGPT Raise My Newborn And Now It Won’t Leave My Basement And Only Eats Batteries: A Sam Altman Story
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If Philip Rivers plays Sunday for the Colts, he’ll be facing a Seattle defense that hasn’t allowed a touchdown in two games:
Seahawks defense the last two games:
9 total points allowed
8 turnovers
9 total points allowed
8 turnovers
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If Philip Rivers plays Sunday for the Colts, he’ll be facing a Seattle defense that hasn’t allowed a touchdown in two games:
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"kindest regards" alright alright calm down
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"kindest regards" alright alright calm down
*fumbling my way through a presentation about the history of Pizza Hut that I forgot to prepare for*
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
*fumbling my way through a presentation about the history of Pizza Hut that I forgot to prepare for*
I mean he said he was gonna do exactly that during his campaign and after he got elected so I’m not sure why everyone is shocked and outraged.
The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I mean he said he was gonna do exactly that during his campaign and after he got elected so I’m not sure why everyone is shocked and outraged.
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A woman on Tiktok had a man reply to her in what was a nasty, racist way and she figured out his name and WHERE he worked and drove there to make him apologize and told him if he didn't she would show his wife his Grindr account she found, then made him read a handwritten apology and recorded it
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A woman on Tiktok had a man reply to her in what was a nasty, racist way and she figured out his name and WHERE he worked and drove there to make him apologize and told him if he didn't she would show his wife his Grindr account she found, then made him read a handwritten apology and recorded it
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my wife loves it when I thrust my pelvis under the mistletoe and go “uh oh!! uh oh, honey!!!” I know this because of how much she was laughing when she slugged me in the stomach
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
my wife loves it when I thrust my pelvis under the mistletoe and go “uh oh!! uh oh, honey!!!” I know this because of how much she was laughing when she slugged me in the stomach
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I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous
That doink was louder than Harrison Butker’s misogyny
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That doink was louder than Harrison Butker’s misogyny
My In-Ring AEW/ROH Wrestlers of the Year
Men:
Bandido
Will Ospreay
Kyle Fletcher
Women:
Mercedes Mone
Kris Statlander
Thekla
My AEW/ROH Storytellers of the Year
Men:
Hangman Adam Page
Jon Moxley
Mark Briscoe
Women:
Toni Storm
Red Velvet
Queen Aminata
Men:
Bandido
Will Ospreay
Kyle Fletcher
Women:
Mercedes Mone
Kris Statlander
Thekla
My AEW/ROH Storytellers of the Year
Men:
Hangman Adam Page
Jon Moxley
Mark Briscoe
Women:
Toni Storm
Red Velvet
Queen Aminata
My In-Ring AEW/ROH Wrestlers of the Year
Men:
Bandido
Takeshita
Women:
Statlander
Athena
My AEW/ROH Storytellers of the Year
Women:
Toni
Mercedes
Men:
Hangman
MOX
Men:
Bandido
Takeshita
Women:
Statlander
Athena
My AEW/ROH Storytellers of the Year
Women:
Toni
Mercedes
Men:
Hangman
MOX
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My In-Ring AEW/ROH Wrestlers of the Year
Men:
Bandido
Will Ospreay
Kyle Fletcher
Women:
Mercedes Mone
Kris Statlander
Thekla
My AEW/ROH Storytellers of the Year
Men:
Hangman Adam Page
Jon Moxley
Mark Briscoe
Women:
Toni Storm
Red Velvet
Queen Aminata
Men:
Bandido
Will Ospreay
Kyle Fletcher
Women:
Mercedes Mone
Kris Statlander
Thekla
My AEW/ROH Storytellers of the Year
Men:
Hangman Adam Page
Jon Moxley
Mark Briscoe
Women:
Toni Storm
Red Velvet
Queen Aminata
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Tell your cat I said, "pspsps."
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tell your cat I said, "pspsps."
Weirdly I have the same stats in bed with my wife
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Weirdly I have the same stats in bed with my wife
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I love this article SO much :’) If you don’t watch bob’s burgers: this is an article about an interview with the show’s creator on the evolution of a beloved trans character in the show who started as a one-line funny character—and I have never seen a cis white man respond better to anything ever 🥹
'Bob's Burgers' creator Loren Bouchard on the evolution of Marshmallow
"It was perfect," Bouchard says of Jari Jones' introduction to the show.
mashable.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I love this article SO much :’) If you don’t watch bob’s burgers: this is an article about an interview with the show’s creator on the evolution of a beloved trans character in the show who started as a one-line funny character—and I have never seen a cis white man respond better to anything ever 🥹
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Three World Champions are leading the way in AEW.
AEW Women’s World Champion Kris Statlander
ROH Women’s World Champion @athenapalmer.bsky.social
CMLL World Women’s Champion Mercedes Moné
AEW: Where the Best Wrestle!
AEW Women’s World Champion Kris Statlander
ROH Women’s World Champion @athenapalmer.bsky.social
CMLL World Women’s Champion Mercedes Moné
AEW: Where the Best Wrestle!
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Three World Champions are leading the way in AEW.
AEW Women’s World Champion Kris Statlander
ROH Women’s World Champion @athenapalmer.bsky.social
CMLL World Women’s Champion Mercedes Moné
AEW: Where the Best Wrestle!
AEW Women’s World Champion Kris Statlander
ROH Women’s World Champion @athenapalmer.bsky.social
CMLL World Women’s Champion Mercedes Moné
AEW: Where the Best Wrestle!