Bill
@thrilliam19.bsky.social
Elbows up. Treaty 6.
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I work in northern Alberta with a bunch of right-wing conspiracy crackpots. At this morning’s tool box meeting I decided to toss the “I heard Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob,” grenade on my way back to my office.
It’s gonna be a good day.
It’s gonna be a good day.
a man in a black coat is walking down a hallway with #theboys on the bottom
Alt: Billy Butcher tosses two explosives into a room then runs away
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November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I work in northern Alberta with a bunch of right-wing conspiracy crackpots. At this morning’s tool box meeting I decided to toss the “I heard Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob,” grenade on my way back to my office.
It’s gonna be a good day.
It’s gonna be a good day.
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This weekend marks the fourth anniversary of my father's death. He was a complicated guy, especially so during the last few years of his life. The thought of a fucking a.i. on my phone trying to capture his humor and complexity and, frankly, craziness, makes me feel ill. I'll stick with my memories.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This weekend marks the fourth anniversary of my father's death. He was a complicated guy, especially so during the last few years of his life. The thought of a fucking a.i. on my phone trying to capture his humor and complexity and, frankly, craziness, makes me feel ill. I'll stick with my memories.
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It's no big deal guys, sometimes rich people will get an MRI that isn't medically necessary, they just want to prove to their bros that they actually do have space to fit 9 inches of Bill in there if they just relax their jaw.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It's no big deal guys, sometimes rich people will get an MRI that isn't medically necessary, they just want to prove to their bros that they actually do have space to fit 9 inches of Bill in there if they just relax their jaw.
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Okada and Don Callis when Takeshita is present:
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Okada and Don Callis when Takeshita is present:
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People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
People: we want affordable housing and healthcare
Government:
Government:
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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the data visualization is, uh, something
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the data visualization is, uh, something
If I had a nickel for every time a US President got in trouble because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a US President got in trouble because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice.
If the Leafs hold on and win this game I am going to be insufferable about the fact I spent the last 10 business days begging for them to start Hildeby. #LeafsForever
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If the Leafs hold on and win this game I am going to be insufferable about the fact I spent the last 10 business days begging for them to start Hildeby. #LeafsForever
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Blood & Guts: Before and After! (A Thread)
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Blood & Guts: Before and After! (A Thread)
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Remember when the Leafs would out shoot their opponent 41-19 but still lose 3-2 and we would be so frustrated? Now they’re on the other side of that and we’re still frustrated?
I dunno what my point is. Hockey is stupid.
I dunno what my point is. Hockey is stupid.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Remember when the Leafs would out shoot their opponent 41-19 but still lose 3-2 and we would be so frustrated? Now they’re on the other side of that and we’re still frustrated?
I dunno what my point is. Hockey is stupid.
I dunno what my point is. Hockey is stupid.
Robertson is finally producing, Tavares is having another career year, Matthews is somehow still on pace for 40 goals despite having issues, Knies continues to improve, bottom six looks tolerable…
Can’t play defence and both starting goalies are gone. If you don’t think the Leafs are cursed…
Can’t play defence and both starting goalies are gone. If you don’t think the Leafs are cursed…
third assist goes to the guy on the bench
Robertson forced the icing to keep the Kings tired bodies on the ice
Robertson forced the icing to keep the Kings tired bodies on the ice
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Robertson is finally producing, Tavares is having another career year, Matthews is somehow still on pace for 40 goals despite having issues, Knies continues to improve, bottom six looks tolerable…
Can’t play defence and both starting goalies are gone. If you don’t think the Leafs are cursed…
Can’t play defence and both starting goalies are gone. If you don’t think the Leafs are cursed…
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I get it. My grandpa suffered from rotator cuff tears.
Every Friday after work, he’d tear his rotator cuff. Sometimes with his buddies out partying, but usually in his garage.
He’d get home from tearing his rotator cuff and pass out on the living room floor. Peed himself most of the time.
Every Friday after work, he’d tear his rotator cuff. Sometimes with his buddies out partying, but usually in his garage.
He’d get home from tearing his rotator cuff and pass out on the living room floor. Peed himself most of the time.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I get it. My grandpa suffered from rotator cuff tears.
Every Friday after work, he’d tear his rotator cuff. Sometimes with his buddies out partying, but usually in his garage.
He’d get home from tearing his rotator cuff and pass out on the living room floor. Peed himself most of the time.
Every Friday after work, he’d tear his rotator cuff. Sometimes with his buddies out partying, but usually in his garage.
He’d get home from tearing his rotator cuff and pass out on the living room floor. Peed himself most of the time.
I love John Tavares more than my own children.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I love John Tavares more than my own children.
YOUR STAR FORWARDS ARE NOT PAID TO PLAY DEFENCE. HOLY SHIT CRAIG.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
YOUR STAR FORWARDS ARE NOT PAID TO PLAY DEFENCE. HOLY SHIT CRAIG.
Blew a 2-0 lead and getting out shot 21-7 with a rookie goalie in net. Fire everyone in a suit. I fucking can’t believe this shit. #LeafsForever
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Blew a 2-0 lead and getting out shot 21-7 with a rookie goalie in net. Fire everyone in a suit. I fucking can’t believe this shit. #LeafsForever
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
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Kyle is such a beast in the ring but acts like an 8 year old who's had too much pop and that is just the best combination ever.
Kyle O'Reilly is at the top of the company at last, showing his pure badass side throughout the bloodiest match type #AEW has and the following promo.
Tell me this man isn't something special, I dares ya!
#AEWDynamite
#Blood&Guts
Tell me this man isn't something special, I dares ya!
#AEWDynamite
#Blood&Guts
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kyle is such a beast in the ring but acts like an 8 year old who's had too much pop and that is just the best combination ever.
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Ah, yes. I forgot Buffalo was the city of champions. Famous for all those championships their sports teams have won over the years.
Bills fans want NOTHING to do with the Toronto sports curse 😂
(via Sammy Hudes)
(via Sammy Hudes)
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ah, yes. I forgot Buffalo was the city of champions. Famous for all those championships their sports teams have won over the years.
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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