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Own your hockey bias.
I know this is completely beside the point but, for the record, I have little doubt that the VAST majority of women I know would absolutely ragdoll this motherfucker if confronted in an alley.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Of ALL the fucking players from whom we demand loyalty to pro team over country, it seems kind of stupid to suddenly play hardball with the only Leafs forward who has consistently delivered in the playoffs.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Until you can convince half of America to stop letting FOX News tell them what to think and when to shit, administrations like this will always hold sway. Their power comes from cultivating a voter base angry and stupid enough to manipulate and as it stands, I can’t envision a path to changing that.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
China took my fucking TV remote.
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
TRUMP: “CHINA WILL TAKE AWAY THE STANLEY CUP!”

Leaf fans:
a woman holds up a red flag with yellow stars
ALT: a woman holds up a red flag with yellow stars
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I wish they’d stop letting Aussies commentate Olympic sports on my national broadcast - I can barely fucking understand what those people are saying.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
February 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Seriously though, fuck right off.
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I just listed original 4 rims and tires from a ‘98 Sunfire on Kijiji and got an Artemi Panarin.
February 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It’s gonna be so fucking awesome when we have to wait till the last game of the season to find out we missed the playoffs by 1 point. Can’t wait.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
[fart noise]
January 31, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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MAGA: "FUCK YEAH! Their locking up journalists!"
Liberals: "They're"
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Leave the world so people mourn you like Catherine O'Hara is being mourned today
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
John Candy's passing was the only celebrity passing I ever cried about and this one feels the same. I want to believe he and Catherine are now reliving their best SCTV scenes together for everyone up there.
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
This one hurts. Rest in Peace Catherine O'Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Sorry but you gotta kinda laugh at the Bluesky victory posts like “BREAKING: The 12th Municipal school district by-election of Horse Plains county Arkansas just saw (D) candidate Jordy Squibb win 238-235 vs the 6 time Republican incumbent who was literally a mannequin dressed like Hitler!”
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Remember how much we grew to loathe the "It was 4-1" team?
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I’m also struggling with the idea many fans have of “SELL SELL SELL” while still being too chicken shit to mention Matthews and Nylander in that discussion. However much you think we’d “lose” those trades, the return only gets worse each year they get older and each less year of term they have.
January 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The questionable trades/signings Treliving made and the coach he hired were made to win now largely at the misguided behest of powers above him. This may sound crazy but if the board finally gives him untethered autonomy for a teardown, I trust him to sell off valuable assets as much as any GM.
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
(It wouldn’t be hard to get Matthews to waive btw.)
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 AM
If the Leafs had somehow fluked off one Cup in the last 9 years, there would be zero debate among fans right now that they should sell assets and retool. The fact that they’ve been playoff bed-wetters for the last decade shouldn’t change that. This roster is bad and only gonna get worse. It’s time.
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Sometimes the universe gives you signs..
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I hope that if this ugly, fascist chapter ever does end for America, historians will accurately remember the current Democratic party as the biggest collection of pussies in modern history.
January 27, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I swear to God, if you offered to pay me $100 to attend a Leaf game right now I wouldn’t go.
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Scheduled reminder that Wayne Gretzky is a cunt.
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM