The Superhoo
@thesuperhoo.bsky.social
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At Capital One Hall for an Xmas concert
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
At Capital One Hall for an Xmas concert
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this is completely delusional
December 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this is completely delusional
Looking at one of god's mistakes right now.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Here's the real truth. God only creates two sexes and two genders -- male and female -- and God does not make mistakes."
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Looking at one of god's mistakes right now.
Instead of Northeast Corridor-based division opponents reachable by train in Philly (122 mi), NJ (232 mi), NYC (250 mi), and Boston (438 mi)....
#DCU will get opponents in Charlotte (399 mi), Nashville (669 mi), ATL (638 mi), Orlando (846 mi), and fucking Miami (1,057 mi).
Absolute bullshit
#DCU will get opponents in Charlotte (399 mi), Nashville (669 mi), ATL (638 mi), Orlando (846 mi), and fucking Miami (1,057 mi).
Absolute bullshit
The Athletic affirming what @brucedunord.bsky.social posted about the new MLS divisions: www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Instead of Northeast Corridor-based division opponents reachable by train in Philly (122 mi), NJ (232 mi), NYC (250 mi), and Boston (438 mi)....
#DCU will get opponents in Charlotte (399 mi), Nashville (669 mi), ATL (638 mi), Orlando (846 mi), and fucking Miami (1,057 mi).
Absolute bullshit
#DCU will get opponents in Charlotte (399 mi), Nashville (669 mi), ATL (638 mi), Orlando (846 mi), and fucking Miami (1,057 mi).
Absolute bullshit
BOOOOOOOOOO
🚨 Sources: All info on new divisions in MLS in future...
- 5 divisions, six teams each
- San Jose not with California teams
- D.C. United not with Northeast teams
Likely plan, but not 100% confirmed yet. Playoff proposals too
With @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
- 5 divisions, six teams each
- San Jose not with California teams
- D.C. United not with Northeast teams
Likely plan, but not 100% confirmed yet. Playoff proposals too
With @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Sources: MLS divisional revamp may split rivalries, blend conferences
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BOOOOOOOOOO
A new generation is marveling over Barry Bonds’s accomplishments—but his entrance into the Hall of Fame feels further away than ever, Jeremy Collins reports: theatln.tc/SNl2jluz
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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other than that though
Tua Tagovailoa has no arm strength, no mobility, deceptively poor accuracy, seemingly awful leadership ability, and can't get hit, but I am still surprised by this move
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
other than that though
I like the Darth Maul bats
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I like the Darth Maul bats
The vibes are gone!
HUGE NEWS: Ha-Seong Kim will NOT be donating 1% of his salary to the Atlanta Braves Foundation.
December 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The vibes are gone!
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"Manchester United from Temu?"
Our 2026 schedule according to these Junior Rowdies. 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Manchester United from Temu?"
ftr if you put $3k in my bank account, I'm gonna notice that immediately.
Q: How does the administration plan to lower costs and how long might it take for Americans to experience it?
JD VANCE: If the American people had $3,000 taken out of their pocket, it's gonna take a little bit of time before they really feel it's been put back in their pocket
JD VANCE: If the American people had $3,000 taken out of their pocket, it's gonna take a little bit of time before they really feel it's been put back in their pocket
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
ftr if you put $3k in my bank account, I'm gonna notice that immediately.
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what if shit is the way to restart the world‘s turd machine
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
what if shit is the way to restart the world‘s turd machine
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imagine thinking people liked car insurance companies and wanted them to involved in a much bigger aspect of their lives
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
imagine thinking people liked car insurance companies and wanted them to involved in a much bigger aspect of their lives
Ok then
Shortstop Ha-Seong Kim returns to Atlanta, and gets $20 million for 2026. He opted out of one-year, $16 million option.
@jonheyman.bsky.social on it.
@jonheyman.bsky.social on it.
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ok then
10 days before we were gonna see him (Merry Christmas, I guess), but it's the right call. Why risk further injury for nothing but pride?
The #Commanders have decided to shut down QB Jayden Daniels (elbow) for the last three games of the season, per league source. Ian Rapoport was first to report.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
10 days before we were gonna see him (Merry Christmas, I guess), but it's the right call. Why risk further injury for nothing but pride?
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These people always miss the point that 1.) the work to develop the skills adds to creative the point of view and 2.) creative work is remarkable because everyone isn’t good at it. The “gatekeeping” is what makes it cool.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
These people always miss the point that 1.) the work to develop the skills adds to creative the point of view and 2.) creative work is remarkable because everyone isn’t good at it. The “gatekeeping” is what makes it cool.
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2019 TWITTER POASTING: lol hellsite. it sucks so bad here. psychic damage
2025 TWITTER RECRUITMENT: you have to come back, it’s so much worse now
2025 TWITTER RECRUITMENT: you have to come back, it’s so much worse now
My pleases-nobody sense of Return To Twitter Discourse is that the place can never return to what it was, and can never return to the idealized past version we imagine either, nor can that idealized past version be constructed anywhere else because it was always romantic self-regarding bullshit
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
2019 TWITTER POASTING: lol hellsite. it sucks so bad here. psychic damage
2025 TWITTER RECRUITMENT: you have to come back, it’s so much worse now
2025 TWITTER RECRUITMENT: you have to come back, it’s so much worse now
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
This isn't how "AI" works. It isn't actually intelligent. The ENTIRE FUCKING THING IT DOES is swallowing everything else it sees and regurgitating it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This isn't how "AI" works. It isn't actually intelligent. The ENTIRE FUCKING THING IT DOES is swallowing everything else it sees and regurgitating it.
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It’s only pierogi if it comes from the pierogi region of Pittsburgh. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling potato roll.
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It’s only pierogi if it comes from the pierogi region of Pittsburgh. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling potato roll.
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
Holly's 40th bday party is at the Riggs in DC's Penn Quarter tonight. Pregaming with a little ACC non-con action
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Holly's 40th bday party is at the Riggs in DC's Penn Quarter tonight. Pregaming with a little ACC non-con action
Motherfucker
Arteta says it looks like "bad news" for Ben White, confirms it's a hamstring injury. Adds it was a "risk" to play William Saliba for 90 minutes.
December 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Motherfucker