Mike Pendleton
@phat7deuce.bsky.social
St. Pete, Florida. Broken by watching and yapping about soccer. Too much time on my hands. Design Nerd.
Unhealthy Vices: Tampa Bay Rowdies, Tampa Bay Sun, AS Roma, Liverpool FC. (And also Boston Celtics, NBA/WNBA at large.)
Unhealthy Vices: Tampa Bay Rowdies, Tampa Bay Sun, AS Roma, Liverpool FC. (And also Boston Celtics, NBA/WNBA at large.)
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Mike Pendleton
@phat7deuce.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Back in 2018, my new drug was putting that sexy saxophone crescendo from "Baker Street" over highlights. Time to bring my favorites here. 🎷 Sound ON. 🔊
Exhibit A: Wayne Rooney to Acosta (2018)
Exhibit A: Wayne Rooney to Acosta (2018)
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I should call her…
#LogoOfTheDay: Peach Bowl Alternate (NCAA) circa 1996. See it on the site here: https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/186724401997/Peach_Bowl/1996/Primary_Logo
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I should call her…
Tramp Stamp FC is going to have to find other funding apparently. (This is in the S-tier of worst crests in American Pro Soccer.)
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Tramp Stamp FC is going to have to find other funding apparently. (This is in the S-tier of worst crests in American Pro Soccer.)
I hope Gareth Bale was able to finally let his crush know
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I hope Gareth Bale was able to finally let his crush know
Pretending that he is another Italian 🇮🇹
Secret's officially out 🤭
We are excited to announce the addition of Gino Vivi on loan from LA Galaxy!
📰 bit.ly/3MvIQvl
We are excited to announce the addition of Gino Vivi on loan from LA Galaxy!
📰 bit.ly/3MvIQvl
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Pretending that he is another Italian 🇮🇹
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My brain enjoys the future where I see one of these on the rack at Ross or Burlington (TJ Maxx never has any decent kits)
EXCLUSIVE: Boston Legacy FC has unveiled its inaugural ‘First Light’ primary kits ahead of the 2026 NWSL season.
“We want to have an instant identity that is different and eye-catching, and, certainly, that green is.”
“We want to have an instant identity that is different and eye-catching, and, certainly, that green is.”
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
My brain enjoys the future where I see one of these on the rack at Ross or Burlington (TJ Maxx never has any decent kits)
Latvia 1-USA 1 after the 1st Period has been thinking what if our best male athletes played hockey.
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Latvia 1-USA 1 after the 1st Period has been thinking what if our best male athletes played hockey.
I can’t stand when the news just carelessly uses the ‘Florida Man’ trope to get clic– oh, wait, no…carry on…
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I can’t stand when the news just carelessly uses the ‘Florida Man’ trope to get clic– oh, wait, no…carry on…
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I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
Midfield Press back from the ashes in 2026. It’s like it’s 2016 all over again.
We have relaunched the site with some new articles midfieldpress.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Midfield Press back from the ashes in 2026. It’s like it’s 2016 all over again.
Laila Edwards. Household name after this Olympics.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Laila Edwards. Household name after this Olympics.
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This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC CONTENT
Which other Olympic mascots could Italian stoats Tina and Milo slaughter in cold blood? defector.com/which-other-...
Which Other Olympic Mascots Could Italian Stoats Tina And Milo Slaughter In Cold Blood? | Defector
Apologies to all otters, ferrets, badgers, ferret-badgers, weasels, fishers, polecats, wolverines, martens, and grisons, but the mustelid of the moment is the stoat. The mascots of the 2026 Winter…
defector.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC CONTENT
This thread is great. Drone cams are probably one of the best innovations in Winter Olympics coverage.
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 AM
This thread is great. Drone cams are probably one of the best innovations in Winter Olympics coverage.
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Lionel Messi (born 24 June 1987) is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for and captains both Major League Soccer club Inter Miami and the Argentina national team.
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Lionel Messi (born 24 June 1987) is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for and captains both Major League Soccer club Inter Miami and the Argentina national team.
[summoning @838carlisle.bsky.social for the France video]
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
[summoning @838carlisle.bsky.social for the France video]
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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To be honest, if you and your son track your masturbation habits together, there’s probably not much hope for you to be in sync with the rest of society on anything.
I keep thinking about when Mike Johnson was asked about the NFL getting Bad Bunny to play the halftime show and he responded by saying they should find "someone who appeals to a broader audience" like... 82-year-old Lee Greenwood.
Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.
Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
To be honest, if you and your son track your masturbation habits together, there’s probably not much hope for you to be in sync with the rest of society on anything.
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
An unbelievable sight.
What a thing. Rescue helicopter now about to get Vonn. Similar rescue to what she would have encountered just a couple of weeks ago.
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
An unbelievable sight.
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JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
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