The Mall Krampus
@themallkrampus.bsky.social
Excel Jockey and Aspiring Quirky Suburban Dad. GrillCath Supremacist. Mostly here for well-read snark & football. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = Stochastic RTs for someone else.
I remain very entertained by the fact that the Pure Hockey store here is next door to a physical therapist office in the strip mall.
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I remain very entertained by the fact that the Pure Hockey store here is next door to a physical therapist office in the strip mall.
Called it
Sources: Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs is joining the Packers. An addition before the playoffs.
December 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Called it
Smh at the cops’ ableism here
Wyoming Freedom Caucus member allegedly admitted that "he drinks while driving for anxiety," Johnson County Sheriff's Office report says.
Rep. Bill Allemand arrested for drinking and driving - WyoFile
Wyoming Freedom Caucus member allegedly admitted that ‘he drinks while driving for anxiety,’ Johnson County Sheriff’s Office report says.
wyofile.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Smh at the cops’ ableism here
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James Franklin making me like him for a moment was not on my BINGO card
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
James Franklin making me like him for a moment was not on my BINGO card
Adding to the list of things more enervating than arguing about which self-evidently DOA political project is Best Girl, I got a box of quark & cheese (including a half lb of Tome Alpiner aged 2 yrs to get Parmesan texture) delivered from a dairy in Jewell & they included a 4x6 of one of the cows
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Adding to the list of things more enervating than arguing about which self-evidently DOA political project is Best Girl, I got a box of quark & cheese (including a half lb of Tome Alpiner aged 2 yrs to get Parmesan texture) delivered from a dairy in Jewell & they included a 4x6 of one of the cows
Love to not yet be physically recovered from spending time with my family; this manifests specifically in "well this sucks that my training plans are all fucked" right along with "well it's good that I took these two days off anyway because good Lord"
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Love to not yet be physically recovered from spending time with my family; this manifests specifically in "well this sucks that my training plans are all fucked" right along with "well it's good that I took these two days off anyway because good Lord"
Every time I see a hint of conspiratorial bent about a current event I remind myself of the most important mantra for Explaining Events that currently exists:
a man in a black shirt is standing in a dark room with the words nah it was dumber than that behind him
ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in a dark room with the words nah it was dumber than that behind him
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every time I see a hint of conspiratorial bent about a current event I remind myself of the most important mantra for Explaining Events that currently exists:
I’m the Undersheriff of Worcester and my life sort of sucks now
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m the Undersheriff of Worcester and my life sort of sucks now
this again but youtube highlights of the same
Bluesky arguing whose self-evidently doomed political project is better when they could be watching the Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl between two sloppy shitshow teams, smh
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
this again but youtube highlights of the same
Caleb Williams needs 270 yards for 4k and the Lions put up a 50burger on the Bears in Week 2. People debating whether Ben “these ones go to 11” Johnson is going to rest starters are dumb as hell.
They’re going to be *slinging* that shit next week.
They’re going to be *slinging* that shit next week.
December 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Caleb Williams needs 270 yards for 4k and the Lions put up a 50burger on the Bears in Week 2. People debating whether Ben “these ones go to 11” Johnson is going to rest starters are dumb as hell.
They’re going to be *slinging* that shit next week.
They’re going to be *slinging* that shit next week.
bullet dodged
ESPN's Adam Schefter reports that Bears WR Luther Burden III suffered a quad injury on SNF, but that the injury "is not thought to be serious."
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
Luther Burden III Shares an Update After That Game-Ending Play (UPDATE) - Bleacher Nation
It's OK. So is Luther Burden III.
www.bleachernation.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
bullet dodged
Platonic 2025 Bears Game, lollllll
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Platonic 2025 Bears Game, lollllll
Man, nobody has been a victim of the dropsies more that CW this year
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Man, nobody has been a victim of the dropsies more that CW this year
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Luther Burden is a dude
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Luther Burden is a dude
evergreen lmao
Dexter’s had some noticable-on-broadcast good snaps and pushed the pocket a bit, and Booker has had some good snaps with awful finishes. I’ll be curious to see how GB played Sweat when I look at the tape… but overall they just don’t have the horses up front either top end or depth.
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
evergreen lmao
D-line looks kind of gassed
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
D-line looks kind of gassed
The shovel pass is a first down or third down call in the red zone, IMO. Puts you in a rough position on third down if you do it on second because the failure modes are mostly “negative” rather than neutral. All or nothing sort of call down there.
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The shovel pass is a first down or third down call in the red zone, IMO. Puts you in a rough position on third down if you do it on second because the failure modes are mostly “negative” rather than neutral. All or nothing sort of call down there.
Suboptimal to have Billings out there because he’s just not mobile enough to clean up for Booker after he had contained Purdy on the edge there
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Suboptimal to have Billings out there because he’s just not mobile enough to clean up for Booker after he had contained Purdy on the edge there
Tackling on general has been pretty lackluster
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Tackling on general has been pretty lackluster
Dexter has had some good reps tonight
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Dexter has had some good reps tonight
Man that‘s a little soft although this is a Dairy Queen crew so that’s to be expected
December 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Man that‘s a little soft although this is a Dairy Queen crew so that’s to be expected
It is wild that there is a Lightning and Thunder movie starring Hugh Jackman that is getting a national media blitz
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It is wild that there is a Lightning and Thunder movie starring Hugh Jackman that is getting a national media blitz
Good night to have guys playing for your fantasy playoffs I’m guessing
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Good night to have guys playing for your fantasy playoffs I’m guessing
Man that was a route and a half
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Man that was a route and a half
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First time since 2014 the Bears have three 14-point first quarters in a season.
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
First time since 2014 the Bears have three 14-point first quarters in a season.