Pete Samhammer
thesamhammer.bsky.social
Pete Samhammer
@thesamhammer.bsky.social
Parent to a little girl and her beardie. Ecology enjoyer. Terminally politics-brained. Pronouns (he/him) in bio.
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BREAKING: In a damning leaked audio tape, presidential candidate Donald Trump is heard telling an Access Hollywood reporter that he “grabs women by the pussy,” and that “when you’re a star, they let you do it.” Story developing.
August 10, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
This might have been the one to take it all down. We salute you Cush
December 21, 2023 at 6:19 AM
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This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center...
December 21, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Skeets now, Skeets forever.
December 21, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Slept through morning classes and coasted all others in order to conserve energy for WoW RP from the time I got home til 2 am.
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
October 1, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Cool early bday present: I got fired! So long, games industry. I did everything right, and they fired me.
August 21, 2023 at 9:19 PM
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screaming into the void
August 8, 2023 at 12:20 PM
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Meritocracy is bullshit. Harvard still won't accept me as a freshman, even though I am smarter than any 18 year old anywhere and have already proven I have what it takes to graduate college.
July 29, 2023 at 2:51 PM
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thank you for visiting my flower, little friend! your outfits match! 🌱
July 29, 2023 at 4:21 PM
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July 26, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Don't show me the shitty UFO videos with garbled radio. I need to see a dead green guy before I take any of this seriously.
Listen. unless you show me the body of an alien or do cool shit from reverse engineering their ship, i do not care. I dont. I got a lot going on rn
July 27, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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You'd be forgiven for missing that Sinéad O'Connor passed away as a Muslima named Shuhada' Sadaqat, as almost all posted photos are from before her reverting & there's entire big media obituaries not using her chosen name even once.

Innalillahi wa inna ilayhi rajioon, Shuhada'.
July 27, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

BIG NEWS: AEGIS-CWA won its union election - SEGA of America has Unionized!

Remember, unionizing your workplace is way past cool! Just like the Chaos Emeralds, workers are stronger when we're together.
July 10, 2023 at 7:34 PM
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July 10, 2023 at 1:43 PM
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journalists are (one of) the backbones of social media — having a space for breaking news and real-time communication is incredibly crucial for crises, information dissemination, and more

and sure, political discourse can come along with "scrutiny and negativity," but what isn't political
Direct from Mosseri: they DON’T want to encourage politics and hard news posting on Threads, and the “scrutiny, negativity…or integrity risks that come along with them.”
July 7, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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Jenin
July 7, 2023 at 11:30 PM
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hi friends :) what’s your favorite type of bread. i like sour dough ❤️ sorry i’m just workshopping what my first post on thread (realizing this post needs a twist to go viral) human life has no value to me
July 6, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Enter the Skeeterverse
July 6, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Been on here for like half a day and haven't seen a single template meme. Maybe this website is... good?
July 6, 2023 at 9:20 PM
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bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post
July 6, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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Threads: we’re going to scold you for using the word “fuck”

Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕
July 6, 2023 at 6:45 PM
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it's kind of amazing that literally every basic chat program today is less functional than AIM was 20 years ago *and* spies on you
July 6, 2023 at 5:03 PM