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live every week like it's fat bear week
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The most surprising part of Is It Cake? for me is the level of surprise exhibited by the judges when something is revealed to be cake. I mean, it’s in the title
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The most surprising part of Is It Cake? for me is the level of surprise exhibited by the judges when something is revealed to be cake. I mean, it’s in the title
stranger things s5 drinking game: take a shot every time the characters are arguing, explaining what they're about to do, or giving each other motivational speeches (the game is actually alcohol poisoning)
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
stranger things s5 drinking game: take a shot every time the characters are arguing, explaining what they're about to do, or giving each other motivational speeches (the game is actually alcohol poisoning)
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‘twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
if only they had had a carbon monoxide detector
if only they had had a carbon monoxide detector
December 13, 2023 at 1:02 AM
‘twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
if only they had had a carbon monoxide detector
if only they had had a carbon monoxide detector
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THEY'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. ALIENS SUCKED ASS COMPARED TO ALIEN
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
THEY'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. ALIENS SUCKED ASS COMPARED TO ALIEN
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yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Asking this seriously: has Bari Weiss ever in her career reported out an investigative story?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
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'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
david brooks? the "quest for a moral life" author who divorced his wife for the research assistant 23 years his junior?
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
david brooks? the "quest for a moral life" author who divorced his wife for the research assistant 23 years his junior?
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every time you take one of my posts seriously i put another cast iron skillet into my dishwasher
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
every time you take one of my posts seriously i put another cast iron skillet into my dishwasher
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There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
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When i was born i went completely apeshit
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When i was born i went completely apeshit
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the hooded merganser has a sweet dash animation follow me for more incorrect facts about birds
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the hooded merganser has a sweet dash animation follow me for more incorrect facts about birds
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
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is there a *mr* information?
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
is there a *mr* information?
there is no actual market for whatever bari weiss thinks she's doing. people will read a 5-minute lib-trolling article on her website. she hasn't discovered some nascent demographic of viewers yearning for "60 minutes but hollering about Woke." she's just talking to herself
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
there is no actual market for whatever bari weiss thinks she's doing. people will read a 5-minute lib-trolling article on her website. she hasn't discovered some nascent demographic of viewers yearning for "60 minutes but hollering about Woke." she's just talking to herself
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elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
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Under Trump, America is committing war crimes. But under Biden, there were irritating student protests at a college I did not attend. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Under Trump, America is committing war crimes. But under Biden, there were irritating student protests at a college I did not attend. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
hmmm how to distinguish survivors trying to flip a boat over to avoid drowning versus to continue trafficking drugs? Were they twirling their mustaches while doing so? Yelling "You'll never catch me, America!"?
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
hmmm how to distinguish survivors trying to flip a boat over to avoid drowning versus to continue trafficking drugs? Were they twirling their mustaches while doing so? Yelling "You'll never catch me, America!"?
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
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There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't simply passively take part! You’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels and make sure that those gears are well-lubed, running smoothly and crushing effectively.
April 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't simply passively take part! You’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels and make sure that those gears are well-lubed, running smoothly and crushing effectively.
what result if we replaced intellectual disabilities with being a member of any other societal minority group? who could possibly say
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Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
what result if we replaced intellectual disabilities with being a member of any other societal minority group? who could possibly say