The Cosmic Kid
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just here for the animal pics and jokes
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unfortunately this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen in my life
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
unfortunately this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen in my life
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One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
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this has been one of my central arguments the past ten years. the theory underpinning the anti-democratic elements of the american constitutional order is wrong!
The more democratic elements of the American constitutional and economic order are actually throwing up road blocks to Trumpism. Protests and boycotts and low level courts and juries and cetera. Elite actors on the other hand are all too frequently caving. Fascinating study in who actually cares!
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this has been one of my central arguments the past ten years. the theory underpinning the anti-democratic elements of the american constitutional order is wrong!
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My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
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mike gundy is going to ask you to subscribe to his substack at halftime
September 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
mike gundy is going to ask you to subscribe to his substack at halftime
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"alienate all foreign business partners then declare war on everyone including yourself" seems like a solid strategy
September 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"alienate all foreign business partners then declare war on everyone including yourself" seems like a solid strategy
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
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[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
August 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
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The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
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When you’re forming the Big XII Conference.
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When you’re forming the Big XII Conference.
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watching iowa state - kansas state in dublin and it is hitting like a freed hostage getting that first meal. maniacally scooping it up with my fingers.
Great throw by Becht, great route by Overby.
August 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
watching iowa state - kansas state in dublin and it is hitting like a freed hostage getting that first meal. maniacally scooping it up with my fingers.
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"We've created one of the most anti human, pro capital nations on earth. What gives? Why are ppl dying earlier???"
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"We've created one of the most anti human, pro capital nations on earth. What gives? Why are ppl dying earlier???"
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showing an unhealthy elderly man increasingly upsetting news stories about him until something funny happens
July 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
showing an unhealthy elderly man increasingly upsetting news stories about him until something funny happens
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
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/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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it almost seems like the rich hate democracy itself and are waging some kind of "war" on the many people who aren't in their "class"
bsky.app/profile/jben...
bsky.app/profile/jben...
June 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
it almost seems like the rich hate democracy itself and are waging some kind of "war" on the many people who aren't in their "class"
bsky.app/profile/jben...
bsky.app/profile/jben...
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country