Sushi Umbrella
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In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
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I've gotten into bed, which means it is Cat Wailing Time
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I've gotten into bed, which means it is Cat Wailing Time
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Being reminded why I got into graphic design in the first place
July 4, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Being reminded why I got into graphic design in the first place
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never not thinking about this part in fear and loathing in las vegas where hunter s thompson perfectly editorialized the crumbling of a movement
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
never not thinking about this part in fear and loathing in las vegas where hunter s thompson perfectly editorialized the crumbling of a movement
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
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I also think Postal workers and other similar government employees should get dress uniforms. You should be able to get married in your USPS formal uniform.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I also think Postal workers and other similar government employees should get dress uniforms. You should be able to get married in your USPS formal uniform.
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If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
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My brain: u shuld k ys
Me: alright Im going to change my hair
My brain: ok
Me: alright Im going to change my hair
My brain: ok
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My brain: u shuld k ys
Me: alright Im going to change my hair
My brain: ok
Me: alright Im going to change my hair
My brain: ok
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oh it’s like this was designed for me specifically
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
oh it’s like this was designed for me specifically
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Just got an email from the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages. They're changing the gender on my child's birth certificate to "Frog". I asked if it's a woke thing and they said it isn't.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just got an email from the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages. They're changing the gender on my child's birth certificate to "Frog". I asked if it's a woke thing and they said it isn't.
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I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”
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This piece...calls her the Hunter S Thompson of this generation and I think it's time for old dudes to be legally prevented from writing about women
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This piece...calls her the Hunter S Thompson of this generation and I think it's time for old dudes to be legally prevented from writing about women
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nuzzi is the last straw. at this point anyone who publishes a memoir can fuck off
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
nuzzi is the last straw. at this point anyone who publishes a memoir can fuck off
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You do not want what the feral cats are offering for Black Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You do not want what the feral cats are offering for Black Friday.
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I experience every one of these emotions when I'm asked to respond to one (1) email
November 16, 2023 at 12:35 PM
I experience every one of these emotions when I'm asked to respond to one (1) email
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Unfortunately, we have moved past the Cyberpunk dystopia directly in Cyber-ska. I'm as confused as all the rest of you about the implications.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Unfortunately, we have moved past the Cyberpunk dystopia directly in Cyber-ska. I'm as confused as all the rest of you about the implications.
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Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
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(Sylvester the Cat voice) Thhhovereign Thhitizen!
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
(Sylvester the Cat voice) Thhhovereign Thhitizen!
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Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
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honestly my favorite is hearing a song you have heard a thousand times before, but suddenly it just ZAPS you like electric shock. for a brief moment you are timeless just looking past the curtains. incredible to think these moments are just given to us as a gift. that we just somehow got to exist
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
honestly my favorite is hearing a song you have heard a thousand times before, but suddenly it just ZAPS you like electric shock. for a brief moment you are timeless just looking past the curtains. incredible to think these moments are just given to us as a gift. that we just somehow got to exist
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i don't wanna work 🎶 i just wanna fake my own death all day
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i don't wanna work 🎶 i just wanna fake my own death all day
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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The second of confusion when talking about Ontario, CA(lifornia) and Ontario, CA(nada) is enough of a distraction for the tiger hiding in the bushes to pounce on you.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The second of confusion when talking about Ontario, CA(lifornia) and Ontario, CA(nada) is enough of a distraction for the tiger hiding in the bushes to pounce on you.
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thomas chatterton williams and olivia nuzzi teaming up to write the single worst sentence in human history; it is currently at 5,160 words and 31% complete
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
thomas chatterton williams and olivia nuzzi teaming up to write the single worst sentence in human history; it is currently at 5,160 words and 31% complete
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Thank your local hater who is on the job like a Wichita lineman
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Thank your local hater who is on the job like a Wichita lineman