I'm barely willing to read it for free.

I also think Postal workers and other similar government employees should get dress uniforms. You should be able to get married in your USPS formal uniform.

There's an Agatha Christie book where a major plot point is a suit with a weird stain on it, and Poirot figures out it's because the suit was on the ground at the time and not being worn, and anyway, I think JD Vance is the murderer this time.

I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”

This piece...calls her the Hunter S Thompson of this generation and I think it's time for old dudes to be legally prevented from writing about women

Ah, the Hong Kong Special, very good

honestly my favorite is hearing a song you have heard a thousand times before, but suddenly it just ZAPS you like electric shock. for a brief moment you are timeless just looking past the curtains. incredible to think these moments are just given to us as a gift. that we just somehow got to exist

I'm sure that very revealing dress is a sign of support for a regime that believes women should be covered head to toe at all times in public, what is this nonsense