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Tried to read some of the Epstein shit, but a) it's revolting, and b) everything that motherfucker wrote makes me feel like I'm having some sort of cognitive meltdown.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Tried to read some of the Epstein shit, but a) it's revolting, and b) everything that motherfucker wrote makes me feel like I'm having some sort of cognitive meltdown.
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just gonna mambo into the world's most secure room here real quick to talk about this made up thing
i'm sorry the where now
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
just gonna mambo into the world's most secure room here real quick to talk about this made up thing
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A court that does not follow stare decisis and does not publish opinions not a court at all, but some arbitrary body unknown in Anglo-American tradition.
October 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A court that does not follow stare decisis and does not publish opinions not a court at all, but some arbitrary body unknown in Anglo-American tradition.
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truly wild that vance went from poor white trash to the military to the ivy league and just ended up where he always was, a gutter racist.
nature vs nurture taking a brutal ass whooping on this one
nature vs nurture taking a brutal ass whooping on this one
October 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
truly wild that vance went from poor white trash to the military to the ivy league and just ended up where he always was, a gutter racist.
nature vs nurture taking a brutal ass whooping on this one
nature vs nurture taking a brutal ass whooping on this one
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imagine constructing a religious narrative where the most busybody repressed assholes get shipped off the planet and everybody else is supposed to be sad.
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
imagine constructing a religious narrative where the most busybody repressed assholes get shipped off the planet and everybody else is supposed to be sad.
And it's like, how much more Idiocracy could this be? And the answer is none. None more Idiocracy.
New details released about the plans for UFC cage match on the White House south lawn:
September 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
And it's like, how much more Idiocracy could this be? And the answer is none. None more Idiocracy.
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[guy who voted to confirm a dipshit] man, this guy’s a fucking dipshit
September 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
[guy who voted to confirm a dipshit] man, this guy’s a fucking dipshit
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online is actually a quite forgiving space. bill kristol is basically a fifth beatle on this place despite being an imperialist his whole life.
people don’t like yglesias and silver because they suck shit. my advice to them is to stop sucking shit.
people don’t like yglesias and silver because they suck shit. my advice to them is to stop sucking shit.
September 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
online is actually a quite forgiving space. bill kristol is basically a fifth beatle on this place despite being an imperialist his whole life.
people don’t like yglesias and silver because they suck shit. my advice to them is to stop sucking shit.
people don’t like yglesias and silver because they suck shit. my advice to them is to stop sucking shit.
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it is remarkably transparent how "the Mental and Physical Competence of the President" were profession-defining issues for political journalists for like two years but now they don't exist
August 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
it is remarkably transparent how "the Mental and Physical Competence of the President" were profession-defining issues for political journalists for like two years but now they don't exist
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Anxiety up a band:
My Chemical Spill
My Chemical Spill
Anxiety up a band:
10,000 Sociopaths
10,000 Sociopaths
Anxiety up a band:
Rush Hour
Rush Hour
August 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Anxiety up a band:
My Chemical Spill
My Chemical Spill
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It feels like if AI blorps were actually so transformative, I would not need to be told all day every day how transformative AI blorps and blips are.
August 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It feels like if AI blorps were actually so transformative, I would not need to be told all day every day how transformative AI blorps and blips are.
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An aggressive and dedicated overhaul of the SCOTUS is now the number one determinant of whether this is ever a functioning country again
This is, to me, the defining dyamic of everything the last six months. Any game theory notion of deterrence or the shoe being on the other foot ever is entirely gone. Either 1) They don't think they'll ever lose power again or 2) they're confident Democrats won't ever do the same things back to them
Budget agreements won’t matter, funding obligations won’t matter, expended funds on the basis of promised reimbursement won’t matter.
You really don’t get the impression the GOP is thinking through what this means for the second they’re not in control.
You really don’t get the impression the GOP is thinking through what this means for the second they’re not in control.
July 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
An aggressive and dedicated overhaul of the SCOTUS is now the number one determinant of whether this is ever a functioning country again
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anyway, what I'm learning is that Texas doesn't have a regulatory nanny state, they have an honor culture... it's all but impossible to prevent someone from harming you, but once they do you are entitled to hire dead-eyed legal assassin to carve your due compensation from their mortal flesh
June 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
anyway, what I'm learning is that Texas doesn't have a regulatory nanny state, they have an honor culture... it's all but impossible to prevent someone from harming you, but once they do you are entitled to hire dead-eyed legal assassin to carve your due compensation from their mortal flesh
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POTUS basically full horizontal slumped over the Resolute Desk while court schemers practically dance around him like forest nymphs in a Shakespeare comedy is an absolutely terrible look every day and it reinforces just how bad they are at comms in general. Nobody watches this and feels confident.
June 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
POTUS basically full horizontal slumped over the Resolute Desk while court schemers practically dance around him like forest nymphs in a Shakespeare comedy is an absolutely terrible look every day and it reinforces just how bad they are at comms in general. Nobody watches this and feels confident.
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Gork, what countries have ketamine and no extradition treaty
June 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Gork, what countries have ketamine and no extradition treaty
Me: Hey, I made my first dovetail joint today. It was a disaster!
Dad: Did you get your jig dialed in? What router bit did you use?
Me: Oh, I did it with hand tools.
Dad: Oh, fuck.
Dad: Did you get your jig dialed in? What router bit did you use?
Me: Oh, I did it with hand tools.
Dad: Oh, fuck.
May 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Me: Hey, I made my first dovetail joint today. It was a disaster!
Dad: Did you get your jig dialed in? What router bit did you use?
Me: Oh, I did it with hand tools.
Dad: Oh, fuck.
Dad: Did you get your jig dialed in? What router bit did you use?
Me: Oh, I did it with hand tools.
Dad: Oh, fuck.
My 60-year-old aunt, a woman who has moderate social anxiety and has been intensely indifferent to politics her whole life, was out protesting this weekend for the first time in her life.
The backlash to this administration is coming.
The backlash to this administration is coming.
May 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My 60-year-old aunt, a woman who has moderate social anxiety and has been intensely indifferent to politics her whole life, was out protesting this weekend for the first time in her life.
The backlash to this administration is coming.
The backlash to this administration is coming.
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We Asked Ten Guys We Found Jerking Off Outside Of Gas Stations What They Thought Of Trump's First 100 Days
April 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We Asked Ten Guys We Found Jerking Off Outside Of Gas Stations What They Thought Of Trump's First 100 Days
You have to wonder who, exactly, he thinks he's fooling.
BLITZER: A lot of farmers in your state of Oklahoma are suffering right now as a result of what President Trump is doing.
LANKFORD: No, the ag folks in my state are not suffering because of that. They're suffering because of the high inflation that they've experienced over the last several years.
LANKFORD: No, the ag folks in my state are not suffering because of that. They're suffering because of the high inflation that they've experienced over the last several years.
April 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You have to wonder who, exactly, he thinks he's fooling.
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This, right here.
i think of midlife crises as regret over choices made and yearning for an alternate life. i married a saint. i love my life.
my country is fucking falling into a tacky fascist wasteland. i’m enduring a crisis of civic despair.
my country is fucking falling into a tacky fascist wasteland. i’m enduring a crisis of civic despair.
I mean this in all seriousness: is anyone else experiencing an actual midlife crisis?
April 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This, right here.
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At this juncture I’d like to point out:
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
April 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
At this juncture I’d like to point out:
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
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this is really ripe for an excellent farce.
It is entirely probable that every single person employed in Mar-A-Lago, right down to the woman that scrubs the toilets, is an intelligence operative
bsky.app/profile/anis...
bsky.app/profile/anis...
Sadly, this is in the same category of "why don't you have a spy on waitstaff at Mar-a-Lago? Doesn't everybody down to most major mutual funds?"
April 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
this is really ripe for an excellent farce.
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America is, in a twisted way, blessed that its version of fascism has barely anyone (at least, anyone willing to work in govt) capable of passing any real-life equivalent to the marshmallow test.
Hegseth can't. Elon can't. Bondi can't. Noem can't. Homan can't. Trump can't.
And thus they'll lose.
Hegseth can't. Elon can't. Bondi can't. Noem can't. Homan can't. Trump can't.
And thus they'll lose.
They fail a fascism marshmallow test.
April 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
America is, in a twisted way, blessed that its version of fascism has barely anyone (at least, anyone willing to work in govt) capable of passing any real-life equivalent to the marshmallow test.
Hegseth can't. Elon can't. Bondi can't. Noem can't. Homan can't. Trump can't.
And thus they'll lose.
Hegseth can't. Elon can't. Bondi can't. Noem can't. Homan can't. Trump can't.
And thus they'll lose.
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I don’t want this to be true and I don’t say stuff like this because it makes me sound like a scold but I do think there is a lot of truth here and reading both Plato and Milton it has been on my mind: lack of self control seems like freedom but it’s actually enslaving yourself to your worst parts.
biggest divide in american politics is not between left or right. its between people who believe adulthood requires self-discipline and those who do not
April 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don’t want this to be true and I don’t say stuff like this because it makes me sound like a scold but I do think there is a lot of truth here and reading both Plato and Milton it has been on my mind: lack of self control seems like freedom but it’s actually enslaving yourself to your worst parts.