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As a kid growing up in Wisconsin, I, too, thought he probably lived in Illinois.
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
As a kid growing up in Wisconsin, I, too, thought he probably lived in Illinois.
Tried to read some of the Epstein shit, but a) it's revolting, and b) everything that motherfucker wrote makes me feel like I'm having some sort of cognitive meltdown.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Tried to read some of the Epstein shit, but a) it's revolting, and b) everything that motherfucker wrote makes me feel like I'm having some sort of cognitive meltdown.
2/3rds approval from your own party is apocalyptic.
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
2/3rds approval from your own party is apocalyptic.
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just gonna mambo into the world's most secure room here real quick to talk about this made up thing
i'm sorry the where now
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
just gonna mambo into the world's most secure room here real quick to talk about this made up thing
People send me LinkedIn links, and I tell them, "Nope, got no account, can't do anything with that," and they all move away from me on the bench there. Hairy eyeball, and all kinds of things.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
People send me LinkedIn links, and I tell them, "Nope, got no account, can't do anything with that," and they all move away from me on the bench there. Hairy eyeball, and all kinds of things.
Standing here next to the horse, I look off into the distance where, if I squint, I can see the cart way up the road ahead of us.
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Standing here next to the horse, I look off into the distance where, if I squint, I can see the cart way up the road ahead of us.
I walked into my polling place and said to the person in line in front of me, "Huh. Never seen a line here in an off-year."
Two minutes later, an elderly woman walked in behind me and said, "Huh. I don't remember the last time I had to wait in line to vote."
Two minutes later, an elderly woman walked in behind me and said, "Huh. I don't remember the last time I had to wait in line to vote."
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I walked into my polling place and said to the person in line in front of me, "Huh. Never seen a line here in an off-year."
Two minutes later, an elderly woman walked in behind me and said, "Huh. I don't remember the last time I had to wait in line to vote."
Two minutes later, an elderly woman walked in behind me and said, "Huh. I don't remember the last time I had to wait in line to vote."
It'd be funny if she ends up actually being responsible for some journalism.
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It'd be funny if she ends up actually being responsible for some journalism.
That sucks a lot, but also: I am glad to find somebody else who uses the phrase "double plus ungood" from time to time.
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
That sucks a lot, but also: I am glad to find somebody else who uses the phrase "double plus ungood" from time to time.
This is a perfect encapsulation of where I've ended up, too. Every now and then I'll remember it exists and enjoy an episode, but for the most part I am stuck in full continuity lockout.
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This is a perfect encapsulation of where I've ended up, too. Every now and then I'll remember it exists and enjoy an episode, but for the most part I am stuck in full continuity lockout.
Compound emojis are the way to go!
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Compound emojis are the way to go!
I think ending the ability of the administration to continue may be one of the *best* outcomes for them in the event of a failed invocation of the Insurrection Act.
October 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I think ending the ability of the administration to continue may be one of the *best* outcomes for them in the event of a failed invocation of the Insurrection Act.
shitposting.
If that was on purpose, I am squinting very hard at you.
If that was on purpose, I am squinting very hard at you.
October 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
shitposting.
If that was on purpose, I am squinting very hard at you.
If that was on purpose, I am squinting very hard at you.
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A court that does not follow stare decisis and does not publish opinions not a court at all, but some arbitrary body unknown in Anglo-American tradition.
October 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A court that does not follow stare decisis and does not publish opinions not a court at all, but some arbitrary body unknown in Anglo-American tradition.
Speaking as somebody who lives in Texas, this state deserves pretty much all the shit you wanna give it.
October 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Speaking as somebody who lives in Texas, this state deserves pretty much all the shit you wanna give it.
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truly wild that vance went from poor white trash to the military to the ivy league and just ended up where he always was, a gutter racist.
nature vs nurture taking a brutal ass whooping on this one
nature vs nurture taking a brutal ass whooping on this one
October 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
truly wild that vance went from poor white trash to the military to the ivy league and just ended up where he always was, a gutter racist.
nature vs nurture taking a brutal ass whooping on this one
nature vs nurture taking a brutal ass whooping on this one
What a cool performance! I really enjoyed that.
Also, if I can one day get my 16th notes that clean at that speed, I will be very happy.
Also, if I can one day get my 16th notes that clean at that speed, I will be very happy.
October 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What a cool performance! I really enjoyed that.
Also, if I can one day get my 16th notes that clean at that speed, I will be very happy.
Also, if I can one day get my 16th notes that clean at that speed, I will be very happy.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Tylenol...
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Tylenol...
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imagine constructing a religious narrative where the most busybody repressed assholes get shipped off the planet and everybody else is supposed to be sad.
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
imagine constructing a religious narrative where the most busybody repressed assholes get shipped off the planet and everybody else is supposed to be sad.
A whole-ass administration without an ounce of self-respect you could wring out of the whole lot.
September 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A whole-ass administration without an ounce of self-respect you could wring out of the whole lot.
I heard a Built to Spill song in a Whole Foods recently and thought I was hallucinating.
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I heard a Built to Spill song in a Whole Foods recently and thought I was hallucinating.
And it's like, how much more Idiocracy could this be? And the answer is none. None more Idiocracy.
New details released about the plans for UFC cage match on the White House south lawn:
September 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
And it's like, how much more Idiocracy could this be? And the answer is none. None more Idiocracy.
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[guy who voted to confirm a dipshit] man, this guy’s a fucking dipshit
September 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
[guy who voted to confirm a dipshit] man, this guy’s a fucking dipshit
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online is actually a quite forgiving space. bill kristol is basically a fifth beatle on this place despite being an imperialist his whole life.
people don’t like yglesias and silver because they suck shit. my advice to them is to stop sucking shit.
people don’t like yglesias and silver because they suck shit. my advice to them is to stop sucking shit.
September 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
online is actually a quite forgiving space. bill kristol is basically a fifth beatle on this place despite being an imperialist his whole life.
people don’t like yglesias and silver because they suck shit. my advice to them is to stop sucking shit.
people don’t like yglesias and silver because they suck shit. my advice to them is to stop sucking shit.