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Blunt Therapist
@blunttherapist.bsky.social
Music guy, PTSD-specializing therapist, unnecessarily libidinous, ice cream consumer, attempted book reader, regional pointless internet fighting champion

I am looking for a new TV show.
You know a surprise place where you find some great band names?

The “In Popular Culture” section of wiki articles about serial killers.
May 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My kids keep watching Cruella and I keep hearing it from the other room and good lord what was the soundtrack budget for this movie? This movie couldn’t possibly have warranted using this many famous songs.
May 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just finished a book in one day for the first time in almost twenty years.
May 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Well, for me having been sick most of this week with some kind of respiratory bug, only practicing one time, and eating Buffalo Wild Wings last night, my daughter and I were the first ones from her school to finish this 5K.
May 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🎵Tariffs on the imports
No transgender youth sports
Fluctuating job reports
Texting out war plans

DEI is a nope
JD Vance kills the Pope
Uber drivers known to grope
Explosion in Iran🎵
May 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yeah, I know about AI. As in “Ayyy, I want those digits, girl.”
May 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have held on to this for forty years without ever saying it…

I do not like the song “Under Pressure.”
May 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I may not be having a midlife crisis. I’ve been in a bad mood all week for unclear reasons but today it became apparent that I’ve just been ill (COVID? Man-cold?).

So I guess I’m fine, just very sick!
April 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Stock goes down, stock goes up. You can’t explain that.
April 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m gonna let you know something from a therapist perspective: if you’re going to all of your partner’s appointments for everything, unless they are actually incapable of being alone or comprehending the information they are being given, you’re probably not helping.
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Me, walking into the living room and looking at the TV: “We’re watching this again?”

Daughter: “I’m in my Mrs. Doubtfire era.”
April 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Remembering that I don’t have to listen to my worst thoughts and neither do you.
April 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I just realized I’m going to have to live through an era of social media influencers running for elected office.
April 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Good job eh
April 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I mean this in all seriousness: is anyone else experiencing an actual midlife crisis?
April 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m glad political figures like Pete Buttigieg are going on comedy podcasts to try and reach out to voting blocs, but I’d be even happier if comedians just shut the fuck up forever about anything not comedy-related.
April 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So you've got Michael Jordan - the acting one not the basketball one - two of him! And he comes back to Mississippi - we love Mississippi, don't we folks?
And he is a business man. Starts a juke. A JUKE. Who ever heard of such a thing? But they won't let the white people in. VERY UNFAIR!!
April 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You have to understand just how much disdain I have for Will Stancil’s haters: it’s enough to make me defend Will Stancil.
April 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“The meaning of a word is its use in the language.”

Read some Wittgenstein, hater.
so, what is the "normal usage"?
physical labor?

well, it would make sense that Will would not count using one's brain as "working" given that he doesn't use his
No, I'm sorry. Everyone understands that there's a normal usage of terms like "working class" (under which groups like teachers do not fit) and then obscure other usages (under which they might). The problem is the mob of people screaming at and threatening anyone sticking with the normal usage.
April 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Burgers on the grill: the one food thing I can do, and I’m doin’ the fuck out of it.
April 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My plan is to get a new dog next year and I know the breed I want and my wife is both not on board with the breed or even the idea of another dog. So I’m obviously doing the healthy and mature thing and getting my children to apply pressure.
April 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Two elderly white guys got out of a car in this parking lot with a bumper sticker they said “Don’t Blame Me, I voted for Kamala” if you needed a little hope boost.
April 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s weird how you can simultaneously feel devastated about losing what you see as an irreplaceable dog and feel like you want a new dog immediately.
April 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
New Rule: Bill Maher needs to go away
April 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM