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“Eric, the boosters—“
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Death to the community, up with the society.
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Feel like army vs Kent state should be a bigger rivalry
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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scuba doesn't get enough love for being one of the all time greats of the acronym game
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I think the median voter believes in Natural Prices, and these are about how much things costed at the most recent point in their mind where they felt relatively financially stable. They expect politicians and businesses to honour this and take steps to ensure things cost their Natural Price.
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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The fact that Guns N' Roses never made a Christmas album called "Welcome to the Jingle" makes me absolutely furious.

- Anonymous
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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sports start too late on the east coast. it's fucked up. how did I live like this for so long
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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There’s a good chance that when it finally happens it will happen on camera and you’ll get to enjoy watching it over and over and over for the rest of your life, and while that’s not much, it’s not nothing. We’ll have that.
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Incredible that no one out of the Boston left has come to the conclusion that "Markey too old, fuck Seth Moulton" is a winning campaign
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Passing out while your underlings are sucking up to you is a neat illustration of what unitary executive theory gets us.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I’ve spent a lot of time in the past 18 months really working to, if you will, kill the neoliberal in my head. as someone with my politics, I’ve been surprised by how much there’s still been to excise.

anyway, maybe productivity and efficiency are scams, and redundancy protects human happiness.
every neoliberal policy analyst wants to "trim the fat" of society until the lean times come. community level resilience, redundancies, etc are good actually
When power went out across all of Puerto Rico on 16 April, a lot of the lights in the town of Adjuntas stayed on. A combination of experimental microgrids, solar panels, and storage kept power on for many businesses and residents.

spectrum.ieee.org/puerto-rico-...
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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We need to start to understand that “respecting people’s beliefs” means giving the people holding anti-society beliefs what they want, which is separation from society. Respect their agency that they want what they say they want. Give them credit for the natural logical effect of their belief.
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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the new Scorcese film, "Good Fathers", already looks like a banger.
“I think you’re in my seat”
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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as a Massachusetts native it is my duty to wish you all a happy Alice’s Restaurant day wherever you are

remember: you can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant (excepting Alice)
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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i love it when there’s a stop sign in a private drive and you can just go “thank you for the suggestion but i’ll take it from here”
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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That's why they all hate cancel culture so much, it's unfair that people who aren't competitors in the tournament could eliminate them
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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they are bad at their jobs, they didn't earn those jobs, they gatekeep people with actual principles, and they wanted Trump to win
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM