Slystef7
@slystef7.bsky.social
Dog mom, avid reader, geek girl extraordinaire
Pinned
Slystef7
@slystef7.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Don’t mind me- I’m just a teacher ignoring all the behaviors in my classroom between Halloween and winter break.
Reposted by Slystef7
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
Running into a friend you haven’t seen in forever but who’s been on your heart…BEST. FEELING. EVER!!
No- you’re crying!
No- you’re crying!
February 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Running into a friend you haven’t seen in forever but who’s been on your heart…BEST. FEELING. EVER!!
No- you’re crying!
No- you’re crying!
Reposted by Slystef7
Can’t wait for tomorrow so I can find out in which ways it will be worse than today.
February 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Can’t wait for tomorrow so I can find out in which ways it will be worse than today.
Here’s to unhealthy coping mechanisms!
February 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Here’s to unhealthy coping mechanisms!
Oh look it’s another self sabotaging past mistake coming back to randomly haunt my brain and send me into my favorite past time- overthinking everything I could have done differently
February 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oh look it’s another self sabotaging past mistake coming back to randomly haunt my brain and send me into my favorite past time- overthinking everything I could have done differently
Reposted by Slystef7
Veruca Salt may be a bad egg, but even a bad egg is worth $57.69 in this economy.
February 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Veruca Salt may be a bad egg, but even a bad egg is worth $57.69 in this economy.
Last night I kept dreaming about having a big zit on my cheek. When I woke up- there it was. Like I’d manifested it.
So tonight I’m going to repeatedly dream about all my laundry being done and having several million dollars.
So tonight I’m going to repeatedly dream about all my laundry being done and having several million dollars.
January 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Last night I kept dreaming about having a big zit on my cheek. When I woke up- there it was. Like I’d manifested it.
So tonight I’m going to repeatedly dream about all my laundry being done and having several million dollars.
So tonight I’m going to repeatedly dream about all my laundry being done and having several million dollars.
Does anyone know how I create a wish list but for Jameson whiskey?
Asking for me
Asking for me
January 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Does anyone know how I create a wish list but for Jameson whiskey?
Asking for me
Asking for me
Reposted by Slystef7
if you followed me because i replied "diarrhea" to a friend, i'm captivated by what sort of person you might be. stranger who did not find me at my finest hour, thank you for thinking there's a chance not everything i say is shit
January 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
if you followed me because i replied "diarrhea" to a friend, i'm captivated by what sort of person you might be. stranger who did not find me at my finest hour, thank you for thinking there's a chance not everything i say is shit
Reposted by Slystef7
I post a lot because I am bad at self soothing and need other people to love me until I feel okay for a little while
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I post a lot because I am bad at self soothing and need other people to love me until I feel okay for a little while
Reposted by Slystef7
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME” some angry woman just yelled in my general direction. Not really sure who she’s talking to but she looks pissed
January 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME” some angry woman just yelled in my general direction. Not really sure who she’s talking to but she looks pissed
Reposted by Slystef7
Actual Christian *says Christian things*
Republican: What the fuck is their problem?
Republican: What the fuck is their problem?
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Actual Christian *says Christian things*
Republican: What the fuck is their problem?
Republican: What the fuck is their problem?
Reposted by Slystef7
If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture.
January 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture.
Me, 2 hours into filling in report cards that most people don’t even look at:
step 2 reward award motivate you get an a! and you get an a!
Alt: Because they’ve made them so stupid no one even understands them.
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me, 2 hours into filling in report cards that most people don’t even look at:
Reposted by Slystef7
Laughter is the best weapon in the fight against a world filled with hate and tragedy, fear and loathing, despair and duck billed platypuses.
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Laughter is the best weapon in the fight against a world filled with hate and tragedy, fear and loathing, despair and duck billed platypuses.
The highlight of my day today was opening my delivered package.
Readers- my package was a squatting toilet stool
This is who I am now
Readers- my package was a squatting toilet stool
This is who I am now
January 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The highlight of my day today was opening my delivered package.
Readers- my package was a squatting toilet stool
This is who I am now
Readers- my package was a squatting toilet stool
This is who I am now
Reposted by Slystef7
Genie: you have three wishes
Dog: I want go outside
Genie: two wishes
Dog: I want to go inside
Genie: one wish
Dog:
Genie:
Dog: I want to go outside
Dog: I want go outside
Genie: two wishes
Dog: I want to go inside
Genie: one wish
Dog:
Genie:
Dog: I want to go outside
January 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Genie: you have three wishes
Dog: I want go outside
Genie: two wishes
Dog: I want to go inside
Genie: one wish
Dog:
Genie:
Dog: I want to go outside
Dog: I want go outside
Genie: two wishes
Dog: I want to go inside
Genie: one wish
Dog:
Genie:
Dog: I want to go outside
Reposted by Slystef7
right before leaving the party i peeled my false eyelashes off and left them on an orange in the kitchen
January 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
right before leaving the party i peeled my false eyelashes off and left them on an orange in the kitchen
In case you were curious about my mental state knowing I have to go back to teaching after break and 2 snow days:
I made coffee yesterday afternoon, went to fold laundry and forgot about it. Then made more in the same cup this morning and wondered how it got so full
I made coffee yesterday afternoon, went to fold laundry and forgot about it. Then made more in the same cup this morning and wondered how it got so full
January 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In case you were curious about my mental state knowing I have to go back to teaching after break and 2 snow days:
I made coffee yesterday afternoon, went to fold laundry and forgot about it. Then made more in the same cup this morning and wondered how it got so full
I made coffee yesterday afternoon, went to fold laundry and forgot about it. Then made more in the same cup this morning and wondered how it got so full
Reposted by Slystef7
I once went to a city that was built on polka and let me tell you, it was not structurally sound.
January 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I once went to a city that was built on polka and let me tell you, it was not structurally sound.
Reposted by Slystef7
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
January 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
Reposted by Slystef7
What do you call the leaves on palm trees? Asking for a frond.
January 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What do you call the leaves on palm trees? Asking for a frond.
Reposted by Slystef7
When I saw the kids sandwiches cut in the shape of a pentagram, I knew I needed to rethink the babysitter vetting process.
January 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When I saw the kids sandwiches cut in the shape of a pentagram, I knew I needed to rethink the babysitter vetting process.