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Dayspring by Anthony Oliveira, a poetry novel where Jesus and John the Beloved are fucking :)
Hey smart people QT this with the best book you read this year
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dayspring by Anthony Oliveira, a poetry novel where Jesus and John the Beloved are fucking :)
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If you’re cold, she’s cold. Let her in
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you’re cold, she’s cold. Let her in
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for instance, "I Saw Three Ships (Come Sailing In)" is clearly nonsensical as a depiction of the events of the Gospel, which involve no sailing, and is indeed a distorted version of the departure of Frodo to the West, accompanied by 'His Lady' (Galadriel)
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
for instance, "I Saw Three Ships (Come Sailing In)" is clearly nonsensical as a depiction of the events of the Gospel, which involve no sailing, and is indeed a distorted version of the departure of Frodo to the West, accompanied by 'His Lady' (Galadriel)
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a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
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![Tweet from @phippsdontlie:
regular christmas music: oh yes the snow, it's ticklin' my nose
the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] o ye infant that Shalle murder Satan
12:50 PM • 12/22/22](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c6ngmxs7v5nm7hzipn7lsbnp/bafkreigqmwga56gbwzvpv7vwksqvlebl4g4eck2eva2u5ozotgrrjfe6ha@jpeg)
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look at what we've all been reduced to. sharing bootleg 60 minutes clips on a bespoke micro-blogging platform
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
look at what we've all been reduced to. sharing bootleg 60 minutes clips on a bespoke micro-blogging platform
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It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
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We cannot bring you the #DailyDoggo because there is NO DOG here.
December 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We cannot bring you the #DailyDoggo because there is NO DOG here.
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Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.
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So, what breed IS your cat?
None.
(None breed, left beef.)
Wha? How?
Cat breeds are just NEW. Despite them living with us for thousands of years, we only have about 40-150 years of cat breeds existing, and they aren't out mixing with random cats.
97-99% of cats are breedless!
None.
(None breed, left beef.)
Wha? How?
Cat breeds are just NEW. Despite them living with us for thousands of years, we only have about 40-150 years of cat breeds existing, and they aren't out mixing with random cats.
97-99% of cats are breedless!
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So, what breed IS your cat?
None.
(None breed, left beef.)
Wha? How?
Cat breeds are just NEW. Despite them living with us for thousands of years, we only have about 40-150 years of cat breeds existing, and they aren't out mixing with random cats.
97-99% of cats are breedless!
None.
(None breed, left beef.)
Wha? How?
Cat breeds are just NEW. Despite them living with us for thousands of years, we only have about 40-150 years of cat breeds existing, and they aren't out mixing with random cats.
97-99% of cats are breedless!
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and it always bums me out that we never get to do the myrrh verse of We Three Kings bc it's frankly metal as hell
!["Myrrh is mine, it's bitter perfume
breathes a life of gathering gloom;
sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,
sealed in the stone-cold tomb. [refrain]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4td5pgomdi3jc2fu5ar6lms6/bafkreiduy2zzukvjhya4pbf6tsww3cbbwdghdbkmm4hp6ku65mmatmrcby@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
and it always bums me out that we never get to do the myrrh verse of We Three Kings bc it's frankly metal as hell
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It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
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Happy Hanukkah
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
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December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
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How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
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“Your name should be Santa Claus from now on,” said Jesus. “My little brother Santa Claus, whom I love.” Santa Claus felt at home for the first time in his life. He smiled and began to laugh in a low, rumbling chuckle.
The 100-Percent True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
Mary first noticed the kid because he had been tagging along behind her son and his friends. Not joining in, mind you, always at a distance, just w...
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December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Your name should be Santa Claus from now on,” said Jesus. “My little brother Santa Claus, whom I love.” Santa Claus felt at home for the first time in his life. He smiled and began to laugh in a low, rumbling chuckle.
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Been getting an ad for what can only be described as a depression shawl on Instagram for a couple weeks. And I get it. A+ targeting on this ad.
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Been getting an ad for what can only be described as a depression shawl on Instagram for a couple weeks. And I get it. A+ targeting on this ad.
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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Our government is run by people with black cubes for heads aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Our government is run by people with black cubes for heads aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
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I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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These are excellent gifts for young readers. Also, just to double down on the point, Alasdair himself gets money if you buy them. And that’s handy because it takes ages to write a book.
Did you know: if you buy the Montgomery Bonbon books as a Christmas present, it's like a double present because I, Alasdair Beckett-King, also get some money? Wow, what a magical time of year!
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
These are excellent gifts for young readers. Also, just to double down on the point, Alasdair himself gets money if you buy them. And that’s handy because it takes ages to write a book.
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I’m not sure about the plot for the next Glass Onion film at *all*…
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m not sure about the plot for the next Glass Onion film at *all*…
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Naturally, right-wingers are trying to pin Rob and Michele Reiner's deaths on trans people by baselessly claiming that their son was trans. Conservatives are truly evil people. www.snopes.com/fact-check/r...
Unraveling baseless rumor Rob and Michele Reiner's son Nick is transgender
Nick Reiner, who is suspected in the deaths of his parents, was being held on a murder charge, Los Angeles police said.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Naturally, right-wingers are trying to pin Rob and Michele Reiner's deaths on trans people by baselessly claiming that their son was trans. Conservatives are truly evil people. www.snopes.com/fact-check/r...