John of the North
@shutupmac.bsky.social
I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor.
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Change one letter and ruin a candy
GERDs Gummy Clusters
GERDs Gummy Clusters
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
GERDs Gummy Clusters
GERDs Gummy Clusters
back on my bullshit
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
back on my bullshit
Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️
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Let's cross the street. Yes I see that bus coming, but we have right of way. Of course it'll stop. Oh please, why on earth would Sandra Bullock be driving a bus
October 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Let's cross the street. Yes I see that bus coming, but we have right of way. Of course it'll stop. Oh please, why on earth would Sandra Bullock be driving a bus
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EVERYTHING IS BULLSHIT
October 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
EVERYTHING IS BULLSHIT
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My dog is a fearless badass until the robot vacuum bumps into her.
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My dog is a fearless badass until the robot vacuum bumps into her.
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Not to brag but I got a full 8 hours of over-thinking
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Not to brag but I got a full 8 hours of over-thinking
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If you say Mountain Dew three times in the mirror, Wilford Brimley will appear and give you type three diabetes.
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you say Mountain Dew three times in the mirror, Wilford Brimley will appear and give you type three diabetes.
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trying to sleep:
eyes closed ✅
room dark but not too dark ✅
quiet but not too quiet ✅
cold but covered with some feathers ✅
horizontal, head on some feathers ✅
brain: ‘did you hear that sound from 3 rooms away? let’s think about a conversation from 2006’
eyes closed ✅
room dark but not too dark ✅
quiet but not too quiet ✅
cold but covered with some feathers ✅
horizontal, head on some feathers ✅
brain: ‘did you hear that sound from 3 rooms away? let’s think about a conversation from 2006’
October 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
trying to sleep:
eyes closed ✅
room dark but not too dark ✅
quiet but not too quiet ✅
cold but covered with some feathers ✅
horizontal, head on some feathers ✅
brain: ‘did you hear that sound from 3 rooms away? let’s think about a conversation from 2006’
eyes closed ✅
room dark but not too dark ✅
quiet but not too quiet ✅
cold but covered with some feathers ✅
horizontal, head on some feathers ✅
brain: ‘did you hear that sound from 3 rooms away? let’s think about a conversation from 2006’
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I'm not wrong my memory is wrong.
October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm not wrong my memory is wrong.
Adding lots of new words to my moderation filters today wheeeee
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Adding lots of new words to my moderation filters today wheeeee
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I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it
Well not with that attitude it isn’t
October 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Well not with that attitude it isn’t
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These fridge magnets spell trouble.
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
These fridge magnets spell trouble.
I read a book about orators. It really spoke to me.
I read a book about anal sex. It was a pain in the ass.
I read a book about prophecies. It was pretty predictable
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I read a book about orators. It really spoke to me.
share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
October 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
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“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
October 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
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I’m not so much cloaked in Gucci and in scandal as I am cloaked in T.J. Maxx and anxiety.
October 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I’m not so much cloaked in Gucci and in scandal as I am cloaked in T.J. Maxx and anxiety.
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one thing that i think is good to do is shape your perspective for the day before you have looked at the news and then also, for the rest of the day, don’t look at the news
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
one thing that i think is good to do is shape your perspective for the day before you have looked at the news and then also, for the rest of the day, don’t look at the news
Still mourning for Circuit City
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Still mourning for Circuit City
It’s after 6 - why am I still wearing clothes?
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s after 6 - why am I still wearing clothes?
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If sitting at your kitchen table slightly drunk, watching the sunset, and listening to those old songs that meant something is wrong, then I don't want to be right
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If sitting at your kitchen table slightly drunk, watching the sunset, and listening to those old songs that meant something is wrong, then I don't want to be right
An unsolicited Dik-Dik pic
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
An unsolicited Dik-Dik pic