Sharks in the Park
@sharkasharka.bsky.social
Chicago lover.
Edgewater resident.
Raccoon enthusiast.
Fascists are bootlicking cowards.
Edgewater resident.
Raccoon enthusiast.
Fascists are bootlicking cowards.
Pinned
"First they threw trans people under the bus and I did nothing, because I wasn't trans."
Does that make it more clear? We don't have to wait for fascists to "come for" anyone if we're going to do the poem ourselves.
The best thing we can do to keep everyone safe is keep trans people safe.
Does that make it more clear? We don't have to wait for fascists to "come for" anyone if we're going to do the poem ourselves.
The best thing we can do to keep everyone safe is keep trans people safe.
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I hate to give J.D. Vance credit but Trump really is acting a LOT like Hitler
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I hate to give J.D. Vance credit but Trump really is acting a LOT like Hitler
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guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story
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Anyways, those AI videos are designed to make you think lesser of Black ppl, fat ppl, low income, any kind of marginalized group because when we’re all a joke it’ll be easier to kill us and you’ll be too desensitized to give a fuck by then. But yeah haha fat ppl falling or whatever
December 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Anyways, those AI videos are designed to make you think lesser of Black ppl, fat ppl, low income, any kind of marginalized group because when we’re all a joke it’ll be easier to kill us and you’ll be too desensitized to give a fuck by then. But yeah haha fat ppl falling or whatever
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This Nazi passed a bill to imprison trans kids' parents two weeks ago.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This Nazi passed a bill to imprison trans kids' parents two weeks ago.
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Chicago: ICE heavily active in West Ridge and Edgewater. Landscapers heavily targeted. Put on your whistles and patrol if you can.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Chicago: ICE heavily active in West Ridge and Edgewater. Landscapers heavily targeted. Put on your whistles and patrol if you can.
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And democracy cannot survive sections of the population being driven out of public.
You can't sacrifice us and keep your hands clean, no matter how shiny and comfortable the bathrooms you scrub them in are for you.
You can't sacrifice us and keep your hands clean, no matter how shiny and comfortable the bathrooms you scrub them in are for you.
July 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And democracy cannot survive sections of the population being driven out of public.
You can't sacrifice us and keep your hands clean, no matter how shiny and comfortable the bathrooms you scrub them in are for you.
You can't sacrifice us and keep your hands clean, no matter how shiny and comfortable the bathrooms you scrub them in are for you.
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Just rancid decline-of-empire vibes out there. Fetid. If "crumbling" had a smell we'd be swimming in it.
October 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just rancid decline-of-empire vibes out there. Fetid. If "crumbling" had a smell we'd be swimming in it.
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It seems to need to be said today: controlling who can give birt is eugenics.
Controlling who can live long enough to even think about reproducing is also eugenics.
A bunch of stuff people don't think of as eugenics is in fact eugenics.
We do A LOT of eugenics in the US.
Controlling who can live long enough to even think about reproducing is also eugenics.
A bunch of stuff people don't think of as eugenics is in fact eugenics.
We do A LOT of eugenics in the US.
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It seems to need to be said today: controlling who can give birt is eugenics.
Controlling who can live long enough to even think about reproducing is also eugenics.
A bunch of stuff people don't think of as eugenics is in fact eugenics.
We do A LOT of eugenics in the US.
Controlling who can live long enough to even think about reproducing is also eugenics.
A bunch of stuff people don't think of as eugenics is in fact eugenics.
We do A LOT of eugenics in the US.
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Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
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They are so, so close to figuring out how trade works!
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
October 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They are so, so close to figuring out how trade works!
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Again, same exact people who led a rally against using the Broadway Armory as a shelter for migrant families with signs saying “DON’T DISPLACE US”
They couldn't conceive of the idea that a group of people who were overwhelmingly, by self-ID, longtime comfortable homeowners in a place that has seen massive increases in property values over the last few decades, were not the scrappy, oppressed class in the debate
October 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Again, same exact people who led a rally against using the Broadway Armory as a shelter for migrant families with signs saying “DON’T DISPLACE US”
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You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.
Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.
Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
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October 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The same bs they're spewing about autism and tylenol is the same bs they're spewing about trans people's healthcare. It's the exact same playbook and the fact that the media can see through one and not the other is a damning indictment of how complicit they are in the attack on trans lives.
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The same bs they're spewing about autism and tylenol is the same bs they're spewing about trans people's healthcare. It's the exact same playbook and the fact that the media can see through one and not the other is a damning indictment of how complicit they are in the attack on trans lives.
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I doubt the observation is unique to me, but it's funny how it's always "women should simply fight the pain" and not "men should simply fight the flaccid penis"...
September 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I doubt the observation is unique to me, but it's funny how it's always "women should simply fight the pain" and not "men should simply fight the flaccid penis"...
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough