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He may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or the The OC Disorder.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Get rid of the Seaward
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...?

Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Milly Alcock and Toni Collette will star in a new survival thriller ‘HOT MOTHER’

The film follows a mother and daughter who visit a remote wellness spa which turns into a fight for survival when they get trapped in a sauna.

(Source: Deadline)
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
RFK Jr
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Lucille: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow?

Michael: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How do we filter out the teases?
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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He is the single most crossed over character in TV history and his existence means SVU, the X Files, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Luther, and The Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt all canonically exist in the same fictional universe
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Finding out that there is an entire John Munch TV universe is one of the more mindblowing media theories I’ve ever heard
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Me in ICE
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's a mainstay of the magician's toolkit... like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether...
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Michael, you can save this family. Please, do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
October 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh, that is just great. Now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob [bleep] our way out of it."
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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today I learned that all JetBlue planes are named after rejected Arrested Development episodes
wait i thought you were kidding???
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I will never get over the fact that Hurwitz asked him to guest star, Weathers said “as long as it’s not just a bunch of ‘Rocky’ jokes,” Hurwitz insisted “of course not” while striking out all the “Rocky” jokes, and Weathers said, “What if I was really cheap?”
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM