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Michael: GOB, you've found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know? A family. Nothing else matters.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Michael: GOB, you've found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know? A family. Nothing else matters.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
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The tears aren't coming
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December 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
Barry: So, basically, you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stockholders. Now, unfortunately, it's a private stock, so you cannot just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell.
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves."
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves."
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Barry: So, basically, you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stockholders. Now, unfortunately, it's a private stock, so you cannot just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell.
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves."
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves."
We need a name. Maybe Operation Hot Mother.
No, let's try to top that.
They never did, and later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
No, let's try to top that.
They never did, and later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We need a name. Maybe Operation Hot Mother.
No, let's try to top that.
They never did, and later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
No, let's try to top that.
They never did, and later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
📷 1: Christopher Anderson
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
📷 1: Christopher Anderson
Say what you will about America, 13 bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Say what you will about America, 13 bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?
What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?
Sometimes life is about making difficult sandwiches.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sometimes life is about making difficult sandwiches.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
GOB: Ah! Good to see you, old friend. What have you been up to?
Tobias: Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good.
GOB: Yes, yes.
Tobias: Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good.
GOB: Yes, yes.
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
GOB: Ah! Good to see you, old friend. What have you been up to?
Tobias: Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good.
GOB: Yes, yes.
Tobias: Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good.
GOB: Yes, yes.
I did a dumb tiktok thing awhile back
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I did a dumb tiktok thing awhile back
GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away... but I won't be happy.
Michael: It's personal.
Michael: It's personal.
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away... but I won't be happy.
Michael: It's personal.
Michael: It's personal.
The speech was disturbing, food inedible and the gift bags pretty frightening. And when GOB realized he wouldn't get tipped the service got a little worse. Oh, and then that old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb. All in all, it was one of the Bluth's better dinner parties.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The speech was disturbing, food inedible and the gift bags pretty frightening. And when GOB realized he wouldn't get tipped the service got a little worse. Oh, and then that old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb. All in all, it was one of the Bluth's better dinner parties.
"Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid?"
"Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi."
"Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi."
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid?"
"Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi."
"Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi."
"I will not take this sacred duty lightly. I am going to get you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen."
"This is why I'm calling it a Witness and not a Best Man. Look all you have to do is watch."
"Oh I'm not going to spend this kind of money and not watch."
"This is why I'm calling it a Witness and not a Best Man. Look all you have to do is watch."
"Oh I'm not going to spend this kind of money and not watch."
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"I will not take this sacred duty lightly. I am going to get you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen."
"This is why I'm calling it a Witness and not a Best Man. Look all you have to do is watch."
"Oh I'm not going to spend this kind of money and not watch."
"This is why I'm calling it a Witness and not a Best Man. Look all you have to do is watch."
"Oh I'm not going to spend this kind of money and not watch."
I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.
I have Pop Pop in the attic
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I have Pop Pop in the attic
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