Sam Scott at Media Magpies
@sam-scott.bsky.social
Writer and co-founder at Media Magpies
WIPs include completed scripts and some art for a children's graphic novel and "underground" webcomic, and 1300 words of a combo novel/short story collection
WIPs include completed scripts and some art for a children's graphic novel and "underground" webcomic, and 1300 words of a combo novel/short story collection
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Neighmo
a thing that really stuck with me from a historical novel I read years ago was a guy leaving a tavern v drunk and getting in his carriage confident that his horse knows the way home
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Neighmo
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Seattle in November
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Seattle in November
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Would you like to try our ayahuasca riblets?
February 10, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Would you like to try our ayahuasca riblets?
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I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
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This is a kink.
I'm speaking as an *expert*
This is 100% a sexual kink.
I'm speaking as an *expert*
This is 100% a sexual kink.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is a kink.
I'm speaking as an *expert*
This is 100% a sexual kink.
I'm speaking as an *expert*
This is 100% a sexual kink.
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Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
It’s amazing how much of this advertising is “you know that thing you were already doing without any issues? What if your phone told you to do it?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
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EMOTIONAL STATES, FROM LEAST TO MOST DIRE:
Sad
Melancholic
Despondent
Anhedonic
(Charlie Brown voice) De-pressed
Sad
Melancholic
Despondent
Anhedonic
(Charlie Brown voice) De-pressed
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
EMOTIONAL STATES, FROM LEAST TO MOST DIRE:
Sad
Melancholic
Despondent
Anhedonic
(Charlie Brown voice) De-pressed
Sad
Melancholic
Despondent
Anhedonic
(Charlie Brown voice) De-pressed
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
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Jurassic Park taught me that going absolutely nuts on lighting can be just as exciting as dinosaurs
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jurassic Park taught me that going absolutely nuts on lighting can be just as exciting as dinosaurs
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This Thanksgiving I am grateful for the people who interact with my posts
November 28, 2024 at 10:50 PM
This Thanksgiving I am grateful for the people who interact with my posts
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
100% the moment i lost it
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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a cancer nurse in a state I've never been to told messaged me and said that reading out Rice Truck aloud as it happened was the only day in her entire 14 year career on chemo ward that nobody cried and it's probably the best compliment I will ever get in my life
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
a cancer nurse in a state I've never been to told messaged me and said that reading out Rice Truck aloud as it happened was the only day in her entire 14 year career on chemo ward that nobody cried and it's probably the best compliment I will ever get in my life
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
DEPLOY THE BOY
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Ran my face through the novelty gender-swap filter on FaceApp set to “masculine” a bunch of times. Think it came out great.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ran my face through the novelty gender-swap filter on FaceApp set to “masculine” a bunch of times. Think it came out great.
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197. In case you didn’t know, Alan Moore wrote some Star Wars comics in the 80s for a UK Star Wars magazine. It is clear from the content that he was not entirely sure what Star Wars is supposed to be. They’re awesome.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
197. In case you didn’t know, Alan Moore wrote some Star Wars comics in the 80s for a UK Star Wars magazine. It is clear from the content that he was not entirely sure what Star Wars is supposed to be. They’re awesome.
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