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Dave Carlson
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hello everyone, especially you
he+they, Chaotic Good, Autistic, Type 1 Diabetic, #insulin4all

thecubic.22 on Signal / 530997A7 on PGP

Security & distributed systems enthusiast; funemployed & pretired

I'm an ALLY, so pick me up from the airport plz
Aussie computer scientists are taught that computers operate in binary, or as they call it, yeahs and naurs
December 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
as if to give me an example of abuse of the term mutual aid, Mutual Aid Diabetes pushed people to politically support an arsonist firebomber terrorist that pled guilty

they blamed their diabetes for their crimes, too, so they are harmful to diabetics by pushing a completely invalid *bonus* stigma
December 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
December 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This man is no beast: he's a varmint and his varmintitude should be treated thusly
I HATE TO COME BACK AGAIN BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Welcome to Coffee Talk, I'm your host Linda Richman. Today's topic: A Distinguished Engineer is neither distinguished nor an engineer. Discuss
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
which no one asked for, except people against child birth defects

also in mere minute of idiot's research the body already has a folate "rate limiter" enzyme (dihydrofolate reductase) and as one might suspect vitamin B9 is water soluble and in very very common excess kidneys will just throw it out
December 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the tampon delivery thing was March 29th - the first week of her campaign. and from what I remember it was "because Sam had a car"

also where are people getting the idea that campaign managers are sacrosanct and should Always Be Closing somehow as if campaigns are Glengarry Glen Ross
at a deep instinctive level they can't recognise popular ideas or take them seriously
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Augustus"? oh my fucking god he's Auggie Goggins
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the racoons started a little fightin' so I opened up the window and me and my flashlight expressed some displeasure, so they just froze and moved kind of slowly

and then some sudden bloody murder sounds so I got up again and saw one arching its back at me, so I literally hissed at it
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I was going to post some sass about an LLM-AI fanchild ripping on Rob Pike, UNIX[TM], Plan 9, and Golang but I don't think I can beat that which LinkedIn told me
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." [cont'd]
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
not a creature is stirring inside the house but near it there are some raccoons that keep fighting about every 15 minutes and I'm about to go Krampus on their fuzzy asses
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
XXXX cancer is pretty bad. so was that a placeholder in this everybody-clapped definitely-true story he wanted to show us (totally normal thing to do) or is this guy afraid to doxx a type of cancer
Mr Cuban,

I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
pssht, wrong, it's 2025 years since 1,970 years before January 1, 1970 00:00:00 UTC, but only in a historical sense because the simulation we're all in was designed to start at that exact moment and everything prior to that was procedurally generated in batch
Since the start of the Gregorian calendar
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
finding a random story about a snake handler pastor (Cody Coots) but really finding this hilarious picture of a big ol' country boy ("Big Cody" - yes both are Cody) in overalls physically picking him up against his wishes* to take him to medical care which saved his life

* Mark 16:18
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"informed delivery" sends a bunch of ads about everything USPS related. the last straw was a self-fellating book. oh, it "built America?"

it doesn't feel like anyone should be proud of that statement any longer
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"I ask you to please forgive whatever he has done and help him get through this chemo."

me, 3 years ago: "okay so there is a thing referred to as a 'flying monkey'. It's a set of completely avoidable behaviors, and they're easy to detect..."
December 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's a kangaroo court if any of that stuff isn't suppressed anyway. Nobody Mirandized him. He personally possessed the backpack when they felt like seizing it

This is just the DA trying to make a soft landing; motion in limine is before the court right now

The whole case is going to be the video
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dexcom G7

"we need to contact your doctor for this prescription" okay and days later still not filled

I contact office myself "request refill" -> refill denied "still has refills available"

CVS cashier: "uh, it's in Prior Auth. sorry"
*I immediately look like murder*
me: "well, you didn't do it"
a watermelon is sitting on top of a picnic table with glasses .
Alt: watermelon exploding
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Found out the local high school starts at 8:50AM and I don't think I've been more jealous of their experience overall
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
she's absolutely a horrible person. Laura Wellington is like an avatar of narcissism itself - and her whole thing is monetizing the estrangement, which is directly furthering abuse

"Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback"

get a protection order, seriously, creative abuse should earn jailtime
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"you have a new secure message!"
"authenticate with MFA" (to the same e-mail address, okay bozo)

the non-adoption of *either* PGP or S/MIME is such a shame. I mean Facebook needed zero people to support PGP notifications. They even tried to "give" it to my team simply because we maintained crypto
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
These dudes are going to look directly at your chest and crotch while you produce your government I.D. to earn the privilege to piss in a public building. It's for your safety, we're trying to stop perverts

If you say "stop resisting" commandingly they will all pitch tents, guaranteed
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
saw a new scammer strat which is

mention me in a post A
reply with the scam post B
delete post A

the notification of the mention is elided but the reply notification remains

also wasn't Bluesky PDS. Moderation is an N:M cartesian product nightmare eh
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM