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God, bless this cocaine to give me the gas to beat this demon.
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I have the highest poll numbers in history. Nobody has ever had poll numbers like me. I'm the hottest and smartest guy on Bluesky. They say I deserve six—no, seven—major awards for my accomplishments. I have a record breaking number of followers and they all love me.
People who keep looking to NVDA crash out first in a bubble pop aren't really paying attention. They design a product that is sold to companies that, in turn, are building the infrastructure build services. The question is will their spending ever see returns? Hasn't come close to happening yet.
BREAKING: Nvidia $NVDA earnings
EPS $1.3 vs $1.26 expected
Revenue $57 Billion vs $55 billion expected
Nvidia has said that Blackwell sales are off the charts. Cloud GPUs are sold out.
Expects revenue of $65 billion next quarter (higher).
Live numbers: unusualwhales.com/earnings?for...
EPS $1.3 vs $1.26 expected
Revenue $57 Billion vs $55 billion expected
Nvidia has said that Blackwell sales are off the charts. Cloud GPUs are sold out.
Expects revenue of $65 billion next quarter (higher).
Live numbers: unusualwhales.com/earnings?for...
unusualwhales.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
People who keep looking to NVDA crash out first in a bubble pop aren't really paying attention. They design a product that is sold to companies that, in turn, are building the infrastructure build services. The question is will their spending ever see returns? Hasn't come close to happening yet.
Palantir's CEO Alex Karp looks so much like the most generic comic book villain you can imagine with that stupid fucking Shingy haircut of his. I would be very glad to see him merked by a foreign agent and his stylist, too.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Palantir's CEO Alex Karp looks so much like the most generic comic book villain you can imagine with that stupid fucking Shingy haircut of his. I would be very glad to see him merked by a foreign agent and his stylist, too.
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
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I’m confident I’m not going to have this problem
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m confident I’m not going to have this problem
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Keith Olbermann was with Olivia Nuzzi for four years but they may have shared one or two... let's call them "larry summers".
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Keith Olbermann was with Olivia Nuzzi for four years but they may have shared one or two... let's call them "larry summers".
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Crazy that they could get these to market in less than a week
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Crazy that they could get these to market in less than a week
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Olivia Nuzzi’s ideal man is an old catcher’s mitt with fingers
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Olivia Nuzzi’s ideal man is an old catcher’s mitt with fingers
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The latest trend in Facebook’s ever downward spiral down the AI slop toilet are AI deportation videos. And the Facebook algorithm is rewarding creators for it. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.
Full story: www.404media.co/ai-generated...
Full story: www.404media.co/ai-generated...
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The latest trend in Facebook’s ever downward spiral down the AI slop toilet are AI deportation videos. And the Facebook algorithm is rewarding creators for it. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.
Full story: www.404media.co/ai-generated...
Full story: www.404media.co/ai-generated...
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~ timeline cleanse ~
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
~ timeline cleanse ~
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She should've called that book "If I Did It "
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
She should've called that book "If I Did It "
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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From my reading today, I have concluded that Hunter S Thompson was also the last political journalist to also be a good writer
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
From my reading today, I have concluded that Hunter S Thompson was also the last political journalist to also be a good writer
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
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astigmatic gang RISE UP
October 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
astigmatic gang RISE UP
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“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
The NYT piece about Nuzzi’s book ends with her thinking about Eric Adams on the night he lost his job.
She might be fucking Eric Adams this very moment.
She might be fucking Eric Adams this very moment.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The NYT piece about Nuzzi’s book ends with her thinking about Eric Adams on the night he lost his job.
She might be fucking Eric Adams this very moment.
She might be fucking Eric Adams this very moment.
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just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
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It’s really cool that when you say “ugh the disgusting sex story again” you have to clarify if it’s the horrible criminal one or the one that’s horrible but legal
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s really cool that when you say “ugh the disgusting sex story again” you have to clarify if it’s the horrible criminal one or the one that’s horrible but legal
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GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
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the fuckin jump scare seeing bill maher’s face come across the tl during this particular news cycle
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the fuckin jump scare seeing bill maher’s face come across the tl during this particular news cycle
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“Mark Sanford? The long-distance trail hiking enthusiast?”
an older man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone .
Alt: Jim Downey on the Conan O’Brien podcast
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“Mark Sanford? The long-distance trail hiking enthusiast?”
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Well, she made her Mark
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well, she made her Mark
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oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Out of curiosity, I decided to OSINT one of the guys listed.
Found that Andrew Voelker here is "employed" by a tech business he owns which doesn't seem to meaningfully exist. However, he's married to a physical therapist who seems to bring in all the income and pay their mortgage. Go figure.
Found that Andrew Voelker here is "employed" by a tech business he owns which doesn't seem to meaningfully exist. However, he's married to a physical therapist who seems to bring in all the income and pay their mortgage. Go figure.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Out of curiosity, I decided to OSINT one of the guys listed.
Found that Andrew Voelker here is "employed" by a tech business he owns which doesn't seem to meaningfully exist. However, he's married to a physical therapist who seems to bring in all the income and pay their mortgage. Go figure.
Found that Andrew Voelker here is "employed" by a tech business he owns which doesn't seem to meaningfully exist. However, he's married to a physical therapist who seems to bring in all the income and pay their mortgage. Go figure.