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God, bless this cocaine to give me the gas to beat this demon.
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I have the highest poll numbers in history. Nobody has ever had poll numbers like me. I'm the hottest and smartest guy on Bluesky. They say I deserve six—no, seven—major awards for my accomplishments. I have a record breaking number of followers and they all love me.
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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new Hold Steady lyrics dropped
Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 AM
new Hold Steady lyrics dropped
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they will never break minneapolis’ spirit. this is why we will win
brass solidarity band brought the resistance and joy from george floyd square to whittier tonight
brass solidarity band brought the resistance and joy from george floyd square to whittier tonight
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
they will never break minneapolis’ spirit. this is why we will win
brass solidarity band brought the resistance and joy from george floyd square to whittier tonight
brass solidarity band brought the resistance and joy from george floyd square to whittier tonight
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Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.
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Kristi Noem is getting sidelined and maybe shitcanned and Bovino is getting demoted and sent out to pasture. I wonder how JD’s feeling right now after being made the face of all this.
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Kristi Noem is getting sidelined and maybe shitcanned and Bovino is getting demoted and sent out to pasture. I wonder how JD’s feeling right now after being made the face of all this.
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They are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic thinking it'll fix the hole caused by the iceberg. But we are the iceberg.
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
They are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic thinking it'll fix the hole caused by the iceberg. But we are the iceberg.
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I'm glad the worst people on earth are on their back foot today but until the two murderers are arrested and prosecuted this is all fluff
BREAKING: Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents are expected to leave Minneapolis tomorrow, an AP source says.
Border Patrol commander Bovino and some agents expected to leave Minneapolis
A federal judge is considering Minnesota’s challenge to the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.
bit.ly
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I'm glad the worst people on earth are on their back foot today but until the two murderers are arrested and prosecuted this is all fluff
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ICE is changing tactics in Maine: "Now, the volunteers in Maine say federal agents have started showing up at their homes and intimidating them or threatening arrest. Some of them, masked and wearing tactical gear, have issued stark warnings not to follow them." www.pressherald.com/2026/01/23/i...
ICE watchers in Maine say they were threatened by federal agents
Community members have been monitoring the activity of immigration agents in Greater Portland.
www.pressherald.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ICE is changing tactics in Maine: "Now, the volunteers in Maine say federal agents have started showing up at their homes and intimidating them or threatening arrest. Some of them, masked and wearing tactical gear, have issued stark warnings not to follow them." www.pressherald.com/2026/01/23/i...
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If you are running for president you should make clear you’re gonna send Greg Bovino to prison
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If you are running for president you should make clear you’re gonna send Greg Bovino to prison
The RICO charges are gonna be so fucking awesome. This motherfucker desperately wants to die on the battlefield like Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump, but he's just gonna end up in federal prison with a job in the laundry room.
Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The RICO charges are gonna be so fucking awesome. This motherfucker desperately wants to die on the battlefield like Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump, but he's just gonna end up in federal prison with a job in the laundry room.
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Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.
January 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.
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The rest of it is even funnier
January 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The rest of it is even funnier
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Right-wing people will say that signal chats are full of trained ops, and it's just like Deborah the lady down the street who does accounting for a small chain of bakeries.
The rest of it is even funnier
January 26, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Right-wing people will say that signal chats are full of trained ops, and it's just like Deborah the lady down the street who does accounting for a small chain of bakeries.
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I post this because this Calhoun says he’s always been a moderate. I was skeptical at first but I do believe that Pretti’s murder might be a turning point in our ten year nightmare.
Former MLB OF Kole Calhoun speaks out. “What this administration is doing is blatantly racist…I’ve been silent because that is easy. I don’t care what side you’re on or who you voted for, this is wrong… Wake up! Speak out!”
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I post this because this Calhoun says he’s always been a moderate. I was skeptical at first but I do believe that Pretti’s murder might be a turning point in our ten year nightmare.
The last time I had a Spanish conquistador in me, it was years ago in Chicago. His name was Sebastian and we had a VERY good time.
The VCs bros have convinced themselves they are on some moral crusade. They will be behind the scenes trying to cling to power in the midterms and beyond.
Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The last time I had a Spanish conquistador in me, it was years ago in Chicago. His name was Sebastian and we had a VERY good time.
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I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
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After ICE leaves and snow melts people are gonna be finding all sorts of weird shit
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 AM
After ICE leaves and snow melts people are gonna be finding all sorts of weird shit
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dude is tapping A to recover
Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 AM
dude is tapping A to recover
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Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.
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Statement from the family of Alex Pretti.
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Statement from the family of Alex Pretti.
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We need to shut it down. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is an accomplice to the murder of Americans.
This is about right and wrong, and murder is just plain wrong.
No funding for DHS. No funding for ICE. We can stop this.
This is about right and wrong, and murder is just plain wrong.
No funding for DHS. No funding for ICE. We can stop this.
January 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
We need to shut it down. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is an accomplice to the murder of Americans.
This is about right and wrong, and murder is just plain wrong.
No funding for DHS. No funding for ICE. We can stop this.
This is about right and wrong, and murder is just plain wrong.
No funding for DHS. No funding for ICE. We can stop this.
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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it is absolutely crucial that we do not get dragged down into good/bad protestor dichotomies. it is the easiest way to do the feds work for them by dividing our own coalition into rival factions. different situations call for different tactics. some of which will be shocking to polite society.
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
it is absolutely crucial that we do not get dragged down into good/bad protestor dichotomies. it is the easiest way to do the feds work for them by dividing our own coalition into rival factions. different situations call for different tactics. some of which will be shocking to polite society.
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The march is now passing the Chicago city hall / Cook County hall building. The chant goes up,
"Minnesota don't you fear, we, the people, are right here"
"Minnesota don't you fear, we, the people, are right here"
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The march is now passing the Chicago city hall / Cook County hall building. The chant goes up,
"Minnesota don't you fear, we, the people, are right here"
"Minnesota don't you fear, we, the people, are right here"