simon
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ah-na-na-na my brain is hanging upside down // member of the IAMAW // hamiltonian in exile // he/him
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
There is not a content warning strong enough for the atrocity of that second-to-last sentence
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There is not a content warning strong enough for the atrocity of that second-to-last sentence
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Can You Feel The Love Below
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can You Feel The Love Below
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
This makes me viscerally angry. The internet was a mistake. Computers were a mistake. Electricity was a mistake.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This makes me viscerally angry. The internet was a mistake. Computers were a mistake. Electricity was a mistake.
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idc what anyone says, it’s pronounced michael f meatball
never logging off this torment nexus
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
idc what anyone says, it’s pronounced michael f meatball
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
This goal doesn’t so much violate rules of physics as it violates rules of geometry. Just astounding.
There are great contenders on this list but it’s going to be Jacquie Ovalle
For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
For those wondering, yes, it’s That Scorpion Kick goal that I still can’t believe happened
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This goal doesn’t so much violate rules of physics as it violates rules of geometry. Just astounding.
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What are four hallmarks of purity culture that also neatly align with how pedophiles think? Wow, I'm so glad you asked.
1). Sexualizing children constantly
2). Romanticizing the father/daughter relationship
3). Believing heterosexuality needs to be taught
4). Treating children like little adults
1). Sexualizing children constantly
2). Romanticizing the father/daughter relationship
3). Believing heterosexuality needs to be taught
4). Treating children like little adults
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What are four hallmarks of purity culture that also neatly align with how pedophiles think? Wow, I'm so glad you asked.
1). Sexualizing children constantly
2). Romanticizing the father/daughter relationship
3). Believing heterosexuality needs to be taught
4). Treating children like little adults
1). Sexualizing children constantly
2). Romanticizing the father/daughter relationship
3). Believing heterosexuality needs to be taught
4). Treating children like little adults
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
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A “posting strike for Sarah Kendzior” could finally be the addition by subtraction that gives this website the juice it needs
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A “posting strike for Sarah Kendzior” could finally be the addition by subtraction that gives this website the juice it needs
“But she was clearly referencing the lyrics of a famous song!”
Yeah except that’s not the line from the song: if she wanted to make it clear that she was being whimsical and not menacing, she shouldn’t have left out “in Reno” (or “in Brooklyn” if you prefer).
Yeah except that’s not the line from the song: if she wanted to make it clear that she was being whimsical and not menacing, she shouldn’t have left out “in Reno” (or “in Brooklyn” if you prefer).
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“But she was clearly referencing the lyrics of a famous song!”
Yeah except that’s not the line from the song: if she wanted to make it clear that she was being whimsical and not menacing, she shouldn’t have left out “in Reno” (or “in Brooklyn” if you prefer).
Yeah except that’s not the line from the song: if she wanted to make it clear that she was being whimsical and not menacing, she shouldn’t have left out “in Reno” (or “in Brooklyn” if you prefer).
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
And this is my favourite Neil Young song, because I am an idiot and it is beautifully dumb
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZSA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZSA...
Prisoners Of Rock 'N' Roll (Live)
YouTube video by Neil Young - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
And this is my favourite Neil Young song, because I am an idiot and it is beautifully dumb
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZSA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZSA...
I guess we’re doing Neil Young covers for his birthday? This one is really good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJPq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJPq...
Crash Vegas - Pocahontas (Official Audio)
YouTube video by CrashVegasVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I guess we’re doing Neil Young covers for his birthday? This one is really good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJPq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJPq...