simon
@trillymopena.bsky.social
ah-na-na-na my brain is hanging upside down // member of the IAMAW // hamiltonian in exile // he/him
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⭐️This person is one of my favorite people to follow. I especially love his passion about sports and the paragraphs like this one where I do NOT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD. The less I get it, the more fun for me. (Not an invitation for anyone to explain it.)
Tua unloading an underthrown deep shot into double coverage after having a full 3.5 seconds to bounce around in the pocket with two underneath guys open is definitely something else
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
⭐️This person is one of my favorite people to follow. I especially love his passion about sports and the paragraphs like this one where I do NOT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD. The less I get it, the more fun for me. (Not an invitation for anyone to explain it.)
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a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
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It's amazing that in just 30 seconds you know, without a doubt, that the chatbot is going to convince this guy to kill himself in a matter of weeks.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's amazing that in just 30 seconds you know, without a doubt, that the chatbot is going to convince this guy to kill himself in a matter of weeks.
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Hergé/Moebius
(vía @bdgest.bsky.social)
(vía @bdgest.bsky.social)
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hergé/Moebius
(vía @bdgest.bsky.social)
(vía @bdgest.bsky.social)
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Stay in Place
Billie Rae Busby
2022
Billie Rae Busby
2022
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Stay in Place
Billie Rae Busby
2022
Billie Rae Busby
2022
This one hurt
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This one hurt
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"I know what you did last fall"
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"I know what you did last fall"
Lowkey the worst part about losing to this particular Dodgers team is that a lot of their players are actually pretty likeable.
World Series MVP Yoshinobu Yamamoto says #adoptdontshop 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Lowkey the worst part about losing to this particular Dodgers team is that a lot of their players are actually pretty likeable.
I’d put BNS in the same tier as Davidi, or maybe in his own tier just slightly below—I think he’s got legit sources, sound and conservative judgment about what to report, and he’s precise with his language about what’s rumour (and how believable it might be) and what’s fact.
This post from the Blue Jays subreddit is actually a really solid guide of who to trust in the MLB offseason
www.reddit.com/r/Torontoblu...
www.reddit.com/r/Torontoblu...
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’d put BNS in the same tier as Davidi, or maybe in his own tier just slightly below—I think he’s got legit sources, sound and conservative judgment about what to report, and he’s precise with his language about what’s rumour (and how believable it might be) and what’s fact.
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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"2022-2025 statement edition? gtfo" -- His Holiness
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"2022-2025 statement edition? gtfo" -- His Holiness
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
The only wrong thing Al Capone ever did was forget to pay some taxes
Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The only wrong thing Al Capone ever did was forget to pay some taxes
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Phone Box of The Day: Gallery 495 in Cellardyke, Fife. Purchased by the Cellardyke Trust in 2020 and houses mini exhibitions.
Pic: Richard Sutcliffe
Pic: Richard Sutcliffe
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Phone Box of The Day: Gallery 495 in Cellardyke, Fife. Purchased by the Cellardyke Trust in 2020 and houses mini exhibitions.
Pic: Richard Sutcliffe
Pic: Richard Sutcliffe
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This is the funniest possible image to be an alt text scold about
Here’s that image with alt text.
Without it, blind & low-vision people are excluded from accessing what you post, since screen-readers generally cannot do images (even images of text).
Also, search & mute words cover alt text, so it lets people find or avoid your post if they want to.
Without it, blind & low-vision people are excluded from accessing what you post, since screen-readers generally cannot do images (even images of text).
Also, search & mute words cover alt text, so it lets people find or avoid your post if they want to.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This is the funniest possible image to be an alt text scold about
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
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excuse me, I need to go walk into heavy traffic
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
excuse me, I need to go walk into heavy traffic
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
There is not a content warning strong enough for the atrocity of that second-to-last sentence
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There is not a content warning strong enough for the atrocity of that second-to-last sentence