Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
Honorary Ziegfeld Girl
Honorary IATSE Local 1
Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
Honorary IATSE Local 1
Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
Carol did not care for winter holidays the way others did. “I fucking hate New Year’s Eve”, she thought to herself. “And for the love of all that’s holy, why can’t this bartender make a decent gin and tonic.”
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Carol did not care for winter holidays the way others did. “I fucking hate New Year’s Eve”, she thought to herself. “And for the love of all that’s holy, why can’t this bartender make a decent gin and tonic.”
Quantum accessories
Found my calculator. There was a hole in the lining of my handbag & it was in there. Thanks all for looking. Hole has disappeared now.
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Quantum accessories
Okay here’s my “contribution” to Super Bowl discourse: on Instagram, the Pacific Northwest Ballet has challenged the Boston Ballet. You must watch their video because if I tried to describe it you wouldn’t believe me…
(It’s the photo with the pointe shoe & football)
(It’s the photo with the pointe shoe & football)
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Okay here’s my “contribution” to Super Bowl discourse: on Instagram, the Pacific Northwest Ballet has challenged the Boston Ballet. You must watch their video because if I tried to describe it you wouldn’t believe me…
(It’s the photo with the pointe shoe & football)
(It’s the photo with the pointe shoe & football)
Co-signed
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Co-signed
Magnificent
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Magnificent
“There were bloody footprints where mercy should have stood”
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
“There were bloody footprints where mercy should have stood”
first rule of football is HOLD ONTO THE BALL
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Some very good org.s might not be aware of how atrocious that bird site is, (hard to believe but true), and still maintain an account there. An illuminating conversation with them can persuade them to leave. I did it yesterday! Some good folks just aren’t yet aware; help them/us out. 🕊️
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Some very good org.s might not be aware of how atrocious that bird site is, (hard to believe but true), and still maintain an account there. An illuminating conversation with them can persuade them to leave. I did it yesterday! Some good folks just aren’t yet aware; help them/us out. 🕊️
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There are many tactics Republicans can & may employ to try to depress voter turnout and intimidate voters. That said, voter turnout can also be depressed by people preemptively declaring the election is rigged. It takes effort to get to the polls, it doesn't help to tell people it's not worth it.
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Slightly diminish a band:
The Respectful Disagreement
The Respectful Disagreement
Slightly diminish a band:
The Calfsills
The Calfsills
Slightly diminish a band:
Most Things but Not Including the Girl
Most Things but Not Including the Girl
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
The Respectful Disagreement
The Respectful Disagreement
For sale: High-heeled shoes, never worn.
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
For sale: High-heeled shoes, never worn.
Brilliant and inspiring
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Brilliant and inspiring
Step 1: ✔️
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Step 1: ✔️
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ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Dismayed to see an ad on the back of my fortune from the fortune cookie I got at the Chinese restaurant tonight. (Yes, I am, in case there were lingering doubts.)
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dismayed to see an ad on the back of my fortune from the fortune cookie I got at the Chinese restaurant tonight. (Yes, I am, in case there were lingering doubts.)
How’d they get that big candy cane up there.
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How’d they get that big candy cane up there.
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I hope everyone finds some kind of comfort today. It’s a hard time. I pray today isn’t.
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Lol
- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Lol
SO good
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
SO good
“Ironic!”, they said. “Kicky!”, they said. “Super fun!”, they said. But Carole thought “No, something sinister is afoot”, as she began to realize her stylists did not have her best interests at heart.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Ironic!”, they said. “Kicky!”, they said. “Super fun!”, they said. But Carole thought “No, something sinister is afoot”, as she began to realize her stylists did not have her best interests at heart.
I❤️NY
With One World Trade Center in the background, Astoria the Wild Turkey strolls The Battery in the early evening. 🦃 ❤️
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I❤️NY
I’m mender critical. Get yer seams straight or get outta here.
I'm blender-critical. It's nothing but food processors for me
I'm fender-critical. Would only ever play a Gibson
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m mender critical. Get yer seams straight or get outta here.
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Perfect response to someone asking how they can help
Reach out to your Jewish friends and check on them. Be willing to listen. Learn about us and our history and story, a tiny 0.2% of the world, w/o making us characters in someone else’s story. Correct people who express antisemitic ideas.
And for the next 8 days, see and enjoy our lit menorahs.
And for the next 8 days, see and enjoy our lit menorahs.
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Aye
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Aye
Hiding out on Caturday. Can’t say I blame her.
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hiding out on Caturday. Can’t say I blame her.