Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
Honorary Ziegfeld Girl
Honorary IATSE Local 1
Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
Honorary IATSE Local 1
Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
Step 1: ✔️
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Step 1: ✔️
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ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Dismayed to see an ad on the back of my fortune from the fortune cookie I got at the Chinese restaurant tonight. (Yes, I am, in case there were lingering doubts.)
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dismayed to see an ad on the back of my fortune from the fortune cookie I got at the Chinese restaurant tonight. (Yes, I am, in case there were lingering doubts.)
How’d they get that big candy cane up there.
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How’d they get that big candy cane up there.
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I hope everyone finds some kind of comfort today. It’s a hard time. I pray today isn’t.
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Lol
- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Lol
SO good
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
SO good
“Ironic!”, they said. “Kicky!”, they said. “Super fun!”, they said. But Carole thought “No, something sinister is afoot”, as she began to realize her stylists did not have her best interests at heart.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Ironic!”, they said. “Kicky!”, they said. “Super fun!”, they said. But Carole thought “No, something sinister is afoot”, as she began to realize her stylists did not have her best interests at heart.
I❤️NY
With One World Trade Center in the background, Astoria the Wild Turkey strolls The Battery in the early evening. 🦃 ❤️
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I❤️NY
Can’t say that I blame him
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Can’t say that I blame him
I’m mender critical. Get yer seams straight or get outta here.
I'm blender-critical. It's nothing but food processors for me
I'm fender-critical. Would only ever play a Gibson
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m mender critical. Get yer seams straight or get outta here.
Saw a rhinestone framed license plate on a very mommy-car suv today on Los Feliz Blvd and I so hope it was placed with irony
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Saw a rhinestone framed license plate on a very mommy-car suv today on Los Feliz Blvd and I so hope it was placed with irony
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Perfect response to someone asking how they can help
Reach out to your Jewish friends and check on them. Be willing to listen. Learn about us and our history and story, a tiny 0.2% of the world, w/o making us characters in someone else’s story. Correct people who express antisemitic ideas.
And for the next 8 days, see and enjoy our lit menorahs.
And for the next 8 days, see and enjoy our lit menorahs.
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Aye
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Aye
Hiding out on Caturday. Can’t say I blame her.
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hiding out on Caturday. Can’t say I blame her.
Here’s a great painting.
Portrait of the Painter Anton Peschka, 1909
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24856
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/24856
December 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Here’s a great painting.
Suggesting a follow for my friend Quinn here. Her stories are wonderful and she does not, uh, *gestures to the state of things* suffer fools. (Wow.)
Also, very funny. Also, animals & human behavior parsed to a hilarious T.
Also, very funny. Also, animals & human behavior parsed to a hilarious T.
All right...
NEW ADDITION TO THE DISCOURSE.
As some of you know, I write small stories about my life. I did this on Twitter for YEARS.
I liked it.
Unlike cooking or fine needlework, I had an aptitude for it.
Then, the Fascists arrived and I don't work for Fascists for free so, time to go.
NEW ADDITION TO THE DISCOURSE.
As some of you know, I write small stories about my life. I did this on Twitter for YEARS.
I liked it.
Unlike cooking or fine needlework, I had an aptitude for it.
Then, the Fascists arrived and I don't work for Fascists for free so, time to go.
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Suggesting a follow for my friend Quinn here. Her stories are wonderful and she does not, uh, *gestures to the state of things* suffer fools. (Wow.)
Also, very funny. Also, animals & human behavior parsed to a hilarious T.
Also, very funny. Also, animals & human behavior parsed to a hilarious T.
This is such a fun, fascinating ride; I completely recommend it!
There are only 27 performances left to see Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter in Jamie Lloyd’s Waiting for Godot!
WAITING FOR GODOT Starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winters Enters Final Weeks of Performances
There are only 27 performances left to see Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter in Jamie Lloyd’s Broadway production of Samuel Beckett’s Waiting For Godot.
www.broadwayworld.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is such a fun, fascinating ride; I completely recommend it!
The ice cream tour continues.
An excellent (home made) mint chip at the Farmers Market in L.A.
An excellent (home made) mint chip at the Farmers Market in L.A.
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The ice cream tour continues.
An excellent (home made) mint chip at the Farmers Market in L.A.
An excellent (home made) mint chip at the Farmers Market in L.A.
NYC actors - This looks like it could be a really fun time!
Bluesky New York actors!
Do you want to participate in a reading on Monday, between Zohran Mamdani's new office and the Brooklyn Bridge, of scripts by some amazing, talented students?
Yeah you do.
It's Monday, 12-15, 5 pm. Contact me here, or jdanziger@pace.edu. Please spread the good word!
Do you want to participate in a reading on Monday, between Zohran Mamdani's new office and the Brooklyn Bridge, of scripts by some amazing, talented students?
Yeah you do.
It's Monday, 12-15, 5 pm. Contact me here, or jdanziger@pace.edu. Please spread the good word!
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
NYC actors - This looks like it could be a really fun time!
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If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Did you or someone you know dance on Soul Train in the 1970s?
I’d like to talk with you or them about that experience for my research
Thanks!
I’d like to talk with you or them about that experience for my research
Thanks!
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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"The secret of Nazism in practice, as Mein Kampf states time and again, is to do the most outrageously secret things quite openly. The Nazi success with this practice has been so great that there is nothing they will not dare."
- Bella Fromm, Berlin, 3/20/1938
- Bella Fromm, Berlin, 3/20/1938
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Well hello L.A., nice to be here.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Well hello L.A., nice to be here.