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ah-na-na-na my brain is hanging upside down // member of the IAMAW // hamiltonian in exile // he/him
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Dril tweet "Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit."
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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literally lol
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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This is art
Comparing Drake to The Smiths? That just warms my heart. Both Drake and Morrissey are whiny, unlikeable cunts who rizzed their way into becoming generational icons while stumbling face first into making highly influential music off the back of far more talented collaborators before then becoming utter parodies of themselves in middle age. They’re probably the most accurate 1:1 on this list.
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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A screenshot from The Thick Of It showing Nicola Murray standing in front of the letters I AM BENT, which are part of an inadvertently cropped and obscured LIAM BENTLY campaign sign.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Fucking hell Larry
I observed that half the IQ In world was possessed by women without mentioning they are more than 51 percent of population…..
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Gotta say I was not expecting this at number one

#SavedYouAClick
A poster for the film HATED: GG ALLIN AND THE MURDER JUNKIES
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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“I long for oblivion’s sweet embrace” in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign sign
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Homer Simpson wearing a top hat, on a bar stool at Moe’s Tavern, speaking to Moe on the other side of the bar. The caption is “Tuborg, The Beer of Danish Kings”
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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See you in hell, ostriches
Dismissed Animal Law: Mandatory Slaughter Policy Universal Ostrich Farms Inc. v. Canadian Food Inspection Agency, 2025 FCA 164 (41992) The Fed. Court dismissed applications for J.R. filed by the plaintiff, Universal Ostrich Farms Inc., regarding two related decisions of the Respondent, the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (“CFIA”). The first decision, a notice of disposition issued on December 31, 2024, required the plaintiff to cull all the ostriches on its farm by February 1, 2025, after laboratory tests confirmed the detection of highly pathogenic avian influenza H5N1 in two dead ostriches. The second decision, a denial of exemption dated January 10, 2025, rejected the plaintiff’s application for an exemption to spare at least some of the ostriches in the flock. Both decisions were made under section 48 of the Health of Animals Act and in accordance with the CFIA's sanitary slaughter policy, which was implemented following the CFIA's 2022 Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza Event Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza Event Response Plan. The Applicant failed to comply with the decision regarding the notice of disposition, as the Fed. Court stayed its execution pending a decision on the application for J.R. filed with it. Following this, a judge of the Fed. C.A., sitting alone, granted a further stay of execution of the decision until the Applicant's appeal to the Fed. C.A. was decided. The Fed. C.A. unanimously dismissed the Applicant's motion to present new evidence and the Applicant's appeal, concluding the sanitary slaughter policy, the notice of disposition, and the refusal of exemption were all reasonable in accordance with applicable case law. "The motion for a stay of execution is dismissed. The application for leave to appeal...is dismissed with costs."
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Curious who CBS News sent to Zohran’s victory party? That’s right, it’s the original Hot Girl For Capitalism, the Free Press’s own Olivia Reingold, who definitely does not have Zohran living rent-free in her head.
A screenshot of Olivia Reingold’s instagram story. It is of her face talking to the camera. The text reads: WALKING INTO… DRUMROLL PLEASE… THE OFFICIAL ZOHRAN MAMDANI CAMPAIGN WATCH HQ FOR @thefreepress AND @cbsnews streaming! Olivia Reingold wearing a t-shirt that reads HOT GIRLS FOR CAPITALISM. It uses the same colour scheme and typefaces as Zohran Mamdani’s campaign materials. A screenshot of Olivia Reingold’s instagram grid. One item is a video with the title “chasing zohran mamdani.” Another is a video entitled “WHO IS ZOHRAN MAMDANI?” A third video does not have a written title, but its thumbnail image is a black and white photo of Mamdani over a white, blue and green background. More of Reingold’s instagram grid: one entry is Reingold wearing a HOT GIRLS FOR CAPITALISM t-shirt in the same colour scheme and typefaces as Zohran’s campaign materials. One video is entitled “Zohran’s Big Tent of HOTNESS!!!” Another video is entitled “Zohran Mamdani Fans vs. Billionaires.” Two other videos have titles written in a font that approximates Mamdani’s campaign materials: “internet jail :(“ and “can I ask you a question?”
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The Guardian appears to have assigned its entire schadenfreude bureau to cover the downfall of the former Prince Andrew and frankly I’m enjoying every word of it
Richard Fitzwilliams, a royal author and commentator, told the Guardian: “I think it will be pretty well a living hell for him, given his particular fondness for titles and his entitled attitude.” Andrew had never done himself any favours, Fitzwilliams said. The public have rarely warmed to him. “One of the troubles with him is that he has proven to be so greedy,” he said. “People see him as entitled, greedy and also unbelievably bovine because of that extraordinary Newsnight interview.” Titles are rarely taken away, and the history of it will surely burn hard on Andrew’s pride. The last men to be stripped of their princehood were the Dukes of Cumberland and Albany, in 1919, after they fought for Germany in the first world war. Observers say that when he was a prince, Andrew particularly enjoyed going to the annual and lavish Garter Day ceremony at Windsor Castle in June. But he has been stripped of the Order of the Garter, too, just as Emperor Hirohito of Japan was during the second world war. “He has been treated as an enemy of the state, effectively,” the royal biographer Robert Hardman told Sky News. Andrew is banished and has no chance of being invited to the king’s Christmas celebrations – or any royal event, save perhaps royal funerals, said Fitzwilliams. But questions remain – including why Andrew remains eighth in line to the throne.
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Ernest Goes To Russia, if Ernest were an Infowars-addled homophobe
Another family, the Hares, also moved from Abilene, Texas, to Russia to shield their three sons from what they say are harmful elements of American culture. “It was the promise of a country that would not promote the LGBT agenda. We liked the fact that LGBT is basically outlawed here in official ways,” Leo Hare, 62, told NBC News via a video call from the family’s new home in Ivanovo, Russia. Russia has strict laws against the “promotion of nontraditional sexual relationships,” which have in practice banned public displays of LGBTQ identity, including wearing or posting the rainbow flag on social media. His wife Chantelle Hare, 53, says in a video on the family's own YouTube channel that when they lived the U.S., she and her husband preferred to get their news from Alex Jones and Mike Adams, who are far-right commentators and conspiracy theorists. They felt particularly disillusioned with American politics after the 2020 election, and don’t believe Donald Trump’s return to power will change the country enough to convince them to return. “When we left, it was final. We don’t plan to come back. There will not be anything to come back to,” Chantelle Hare said. The Hares have endured their share of hardship trying to build a new life in Russia. They say their initial plan to rent an apartment in Moscow fell through just as they boarded the plane from Texas, and the family spent a bitterly cold winter caring for chickens, horses and rabbits on a farm 70 miles south of Moscow in exchange for free board. At one point, they even had to bring the goats and their newborns inside their cabin to keep the animals from dying. Leo Hare thought their troubles were over when their landlord’s son offered a generous interest rate for investing their $50,000 nest egg in what he described as a car import business. But they only saw one payment before he stopped sending them money and refused to return their money, Leo Hare said. The couple went to the police and the local court to file complaints about their lost money and with their concerns that they had been swindled, but say they have received no help from law enforcement officials. NBC News contacted Domodedovo police for comment but did not receive a reply. The Hares’ sons, 17, 15, and 12, have had difficulty adapting to life in Russia, and the two older boys want to return to America, according to their father. They feel isolated and are disappointed that school is not an option since Russia requires students to pass a language test to study in public schools. Leo and Chantelle, who ran a carpet cleaning business and a mobile snack business back in the U.S., are now working as English tutors. They have found an apartment in Ivanovo, northeast of Moscow, and “are living really comfortably now.” They are currently homeschooling their children. Leo Hare said it probably “would have been a dealbreaker” if they knew about the school restrictions. The Hares have not met the Huffmans. Leo Hare says he never considered joining the army because of his age and safety concerns, and says that Derek Huffman “assumed a little too much” about life in the Russian military. "We assumed a lot, too," he admitted. "But we do have a faith in Christ and He is leading us, even though we’ve made mistakes."
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Google….thank u
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November 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Vladdy and Shohei both looking at a ball that Shohei had pitched and Vladdy hit as it heads to the stands for a home run Trey Yesavage walking off the mound as Shohei falls to one knee after striking out to end the inning A still from a Canadian Heritage Moment that reads “A PART OF OUR HISTORY”
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Just checked in on Sportsnet’s account on the other place. It’s not going well.
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The exhibition games were against local teams. The Cubs/Dodgers games were regular season.
Major League Baseball announced that its 2025 regular season will begin with the Tokyo Series presented by Guggenheim at the Tokyo Dome, featuring the Los Angeles Dodgers with Oshu, Japan native Shohei Ohtani and Bizen, Japan native Yoshinobu Yamamoto against the Chicago Cubs with Kitakyushu, Japan native Shota Imanaga and Arakawa, Japan native Seiya Suzuki on Tuesday, March 18th and Wednesday, March 19th.
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Oh
In September 2006, Newsom, then 38, briefly dated 19-year-old Brittanie Mountz, a model and restaurant hostess. On January 31, 2007, Newsom's close friend, campaign manager, and former chief of staff Alex Tourk confronted him after learning from his wife, Ruby Rippey-Tourk, that she and Newsom had an affair in 2005, when she was Newsom's appointments secretary. Tourk immediately resigned. Newsom admitted to the affair the next day and apologized to the public, saying he was "deeply sorry" for his "personal lapse of judgment". In 2018, Rippey-Tourk said that she thought it wrong to associate Newsom's behavior with the #MeToo movement: "I was a subordinate, but I was also a free-thinking, 33-yr old adult married woman and mother. I do want to make sure that the #metoo movement is reserved for cases and situations that deserve it."
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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If you look at goal differential, the top of the table it basically tells the story you’d expect: Sunderland and Bournemouth are playing a bit over their heads, and City is probably better than their record suggests. But when you get to United and Liverpool… yikes.
The premier league table after eight matches.
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Current mood:
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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From the man who came up with this when his father was running for mayor against Ed Koch
A flyer with the title “VOTE FOR CUOMO, NOT THE HOMO”
October 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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That’s an old young Fred Willard
A young Fred Willard
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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“A republic, if you can keep it.”
A screenshot of the New York Times’s homepage Justice Department Will Monitor Elections in California and New Jersey The Trump administration said that monitors would watch elections in two Democrat-led states voting on key races and issues that could affect the balance of power. Bannon Claims 'There Is a Plan' for Trump to Run for a Third Term The claim from Stephen Bannon, the podcaster and former Trump adviser, comes after months of President Trump toying with the idea of defying the Constitution.
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Apropos nothing, Mark Budzinski reminds me of the guy on the cover of The Naked And The Dead
The cover of Mailer’s The Naked And The Dead Mark Budzinski
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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More evidence that we really are living in an Iannucci show
A screenshot from The Thick Of It with Nicola Murray standing in front of a sign that is cropped to read I AM BENT
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I like today’s sneakers
Jordan 1s and blue jeans.
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM