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Works for a bug :(
It’s my birthday and will be accepting offers of patronage and tribute
February 19, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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SHORT! THAT! BABY!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Socialism is the promise of Christianity realized
February 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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CEOs Never Cum
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Follow some marxists and you might get a real education bud
I learn more on X.
February 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Well well well not so easy finding blow job brothers that don’t suck shit?
February 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The stupidity and under-education of the American public, is by design to reproduce class, racial, and gender relations. Under communism we will no longer suffer fools, because we will have an educated populous.

In the mean time, please continue to call mouth breathers as such.
February 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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I don't know that it's _rare_—see all those graphs where Reagan's head is posted at the exact point that things visibily change—but this is certainly a stark example.
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Sending out my polemics, “do you have the time? To listen to me whine?”
February 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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why is technology people are using to make videos of a smurf having rough sex with chris griffin a better investment than solar energy? explain that to me before accusing me of rejecting “tech”
February 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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The worker drinks what he does not own, and produces what he cannot keep. Diarrhea is the final commodity: uncommodifiable, and therefore terrifying to capital
February 18, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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oh my lawrdy lawrdy!
youtube is DOWN!
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Might I remind my fellow Christian of Mark 10:17-27? Where he tells a rich guy to sell all his possessions and behind his back says it is impossible for him to be saved in this life? And only through god?
Finally, one of Elon's posts on X has broken through to the Fox News audience.
February 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I’m partial to his ‘84 speech, but you listen to him speak and mourn the state of political rhetoric in this country.
February 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake, wait so you can dunk on then - Sun Zu, lenin too probably idk.
Nick Fuentes tells his followers not to vote in the midterms so the GOP gets wiped out, Trump gets impeached and indicted, and then "we get a Nazi to run in 2028": "I hope we get a fucking fascist to run in '28 to burn the GOP down as a dark horse and win the presidency as a right-wing radical."
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Last night I went to an event with 45 one-minute films, done over the course of a week. They hold this event every week.

AI is for people jealous of creativity and think they can purchase. Everyone has the capability to make art, but you have humanity.
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.

You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Will fake Catholic JD Vance forget to get his ashes again tomorrow and grab the nearest catholic priest to do it?
February 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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the "moderate middle" of swing voters was never really that, either. anybody who's doorknocked could tell you that the average swing tends to hold a grab-bag of contradictory beliefs, ranging from moderate to extreme -- idealized "moderates" exist in numbers only amongst the beltway pundits
February 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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6 months ago, I spoke with Marisa Kabas about the dangers that the Trump administration's anti-immigrant campaign represented for our communities.

Today, I am as clear as I was that day, we must Melt ICE, dismantle DHS, and hold the fascists accountable.
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Today’s reading
February 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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we are, at all times, cursed with two political parties: the Republicans and the Republicans of twenty years ago
BRO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
When is blindsight gunna get a movie adaptation?
February 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I cannot believe there are people in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six still defending biden staying in. Dumb losers always want a lost cause.
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
President Donald Trump has died after a fatal handshake with Liz Truss.
February 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM