InsectSecretary
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Works for a bug :(
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Just as horrifying: I polled my students a couple years ago and almost all of them admitted to watching the movies I assigned them at 2x the speed!
Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just as horrifying: I polled my students a couple years ago and almost all of them admitted to watching the movies I assigned them at 2x the speed!
I can’t. I’m illiterate.
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I can’t. I’m illiterate.
He died in a pirate raid.
Pirates, could happen to anyone.
Pirates, could happen to anyone.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He died in a pirate raid.
Pirates, could happen to anyone.
Pirates, could happen to anyone.
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From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
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Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
No, but The Lion in Winter is and it’s also doomed Yaoi so automatically better.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
No, but The Lion in Winter is and it’s also doomed Yaoi so automatically better.
Lord I see what you’ve done for others…
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Lord I see what you’ve done for others…
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Are you someone who claims to be a “trans ally”?
Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”
Stop playing Fortnite.
Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”
Stop playing Fortnite.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Are you someone who claims to be a “trans ally”?
Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”
Stop playing Fortnite.
Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”
Stop playing Fortnite.
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I found it so funny that he claims "pay a living wage" is emotional to dismiss all the data and reputable research and writing that went into this concept of a "living wage"
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I found it so funny that he claims "pay a living wage" is emotional to dismiss all the data and reputable research and writing that went into this concept of a "living wage"
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I thought the entire deal was you were supposed to be dumb enough to invite him in!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I thought the entire deal was you were supposed to be dumb enough to invite him in!!
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My productivity be like
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My productivity be like
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Isaac Chotiner staring at a list of names right now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Isaac Chotiner staring at a list of names right now.
Man, Frank Sinatra got AROUND!
anyway I saw this and I’m not really sure what to do with it so here it is
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Man, Frank Sinatra got AROUND!
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In the grand scheme of things, this meeting was Tremendous Content, and like most Tremendous Content, it's Coke Zero politics. Mamdani comes out way ahead, Trump made a fool of his viziers and his strongest soldiers, and none of this will matter next week.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
In the grand scheme of things, this meeting was Tremendous Content, and like most Tremendous Content, it's Coke Zero politics. Mamdani comes out way ahead, Trump made a fool of his viziers and his strongest soldiers, and none of this will matter next week.
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Specifically Trump is an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical guy. Not Sondheim.
Trump will absolutely be won over by enthusiasm and energy and believing in something. he's a musicals guy. he's a showman.
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Specifically Trump is an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical guy. Not Sondheim.
For the first time in history, the president of the United States will be a Marxist.
(For 20 minutes or until another person talks to Trump, whichever comes first. Then a return to the regularly scheduled horrors)
(For 20 minutes or until another person talks to Trump, whichever comes first. Then a return to the regularly scheduled horrors)
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
For the first time in history, the president of the United States will be a Marxist.
(For 20 minutes or until another person talks to Trump, whichever comes first. Then a return to the regularly scheduled horrors)
(For 20 minutes or until another person talks to Trump, whichever comes first. Then a return to the regularly scheduled horrors)
Somebody should do something about all of the problems. Has anyone ever thought of that?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Somebody should do something about all of the problems. Has anyone ever thought of that?
President Trump surrounded by ICE agents praetorian guard. Colorized (2025)
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
President Trump surrounded by ICE agents praetorian guard. Colorized (2025)
If I asked nicely do you think they’d put that U2 album back on my phone?
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I asked nicely do you think they’d put that U2 album back on my phone?
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Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
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"I code so others can dream."
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ games pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has died - Gayming Magazine
Rebecca Heineman, a trailblazing figure in the video game industry and a celebrated icon within the LGBTQ+ gaming community, has died.
gaymingmag.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"I code so others can dream."
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
I for one will not be taking part in the ritual sacrifice of the Omelas child.
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I for one will not be taking part in the ritual sacrifice of the Omelas child.