InsectSecretary
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Works for a bug :(
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what if we made a joe rogan who was even more clueless
theo von will be like i hate what this administration is doing with ICE and their cover up of the epstein files and then chat it up with someone who bragged about flying on the lolita express multiple times
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
what if we made a joe rogan who was even more clueless
Son, grab me my copy of Das Kapital, we’re gunna be here a while, so settle in.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Son, grab me my copy of Das Kapital, we’re gunna be here a while, so settle in.
The American economy is blowing up like the Hindenburg!
Bessent: "2025 was about setting the table. 2026 is gonna be a banquet for the American people. The economy is taking off."
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The American economy is blowing up like the Hindenburg!
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retvrn
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
retvrn
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LMFAO
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
LMFAO
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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Yeah, that was the whole point of Geordi being blind in The Next Generation. Advances had been made to help him interact with the world, but they didn't cure him completely and he was still a good friend and important member of the crew
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Yeah, that was the whole point of Geordi being blind in The Next Generation. Advances had been made to help him interact with the world, but they didn't cure him completely and he was still a good friend and important member of the crew
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But I’m insane for saying Zohran shouldn’t have endorsed him yeah
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
But I’m insane for saying Zohran shouldn’t have endorsed him yeah
~could be…
…who knows~
There’s something due any day
…who knows~
There’s something due any day
Trump's black hand was looking extra gnarly and swollen today
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
~could be…
…who knows~
There’s something due any day
…who knows~
There’s something due any day
It’s true! My mother loved her dog more than me. It left psychological wounds that will never heal.
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It’s true! My mother loved her dog more than me. It left psychological wounds that will never heal.
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how did they get into my bedroom and record this conversation
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
how did they get into my bedroom and record this conversation
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I’m dead serious. I am very worried about this.
They literally want to hook y'all up to breeding and milking machines in warehouses fam like I'm sorry to spell it out but that's what this is.
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I’m dead serious. I am very worried about this.
WHERE WAS HE ON WINTER 6?
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
WHERE WAS HE ON WINTER 6?
The same way you run an elite sex trafficking ring: e-mail
HOW DOES THIS GRIFT KEEP WORKING
Oh for fuck sake. How is anyone still falling for this bullshit? You can’t just dig tunnels in Florida. Our unofficial state fish is the sink hole. Anyway. RIP Harry Potter land, swallowed by Elon Musk’s giant unfinished hole in the ground probably.
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The same way you run an elite sex trafficking ring: e-mail
And here's to the judges of Mississippi
Who wear the robe of honor as they
crawl into the court
They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
Who wear the robe of honor as they
crawl into the court
They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
Mississippi may soon criminalize illegal immigration under State law, with felony prison sentences for undocumented immigrants entering the state.
www.mississippifreepress.org/undocumented...
www.mississippifreepress.org/undocumented...
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
And here's to the judges of Mississippi
Who wear the robe of honor as they
crawl into the court
They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
Who wear the robe of honor as they
crawl into the court
They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
Michael Mouse is no friend of mine
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Michael Mouse is no friend of mine
Mueller? I hardly know ‘er!
Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Oh well I guess we'll mark him absent...
Oh wow, a mueller she wrote post.
Quick, tell me why that account is named “mueller she wrote”.
I’ll wait. I know you super remember why he mattered at that time nearly a decade ago…
Quick, tell me why that account is named “mueller she wrote”.
I’ll wait. I know you super remember why he mattered at that time nearly a decade ago…
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Mueller? I hardly know ‘er!
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calling it now: newsom bombs in iowa, but does well enough in new hampshire and nevada to not call it quits right away, then procedes to completely eat a humiliating amount of shit in south carolina and drops out.
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
calling it now: newsom bombs in iowa, but does well enough in new hampshire and nevada to not call it quits right away, then procedes to completely eat a humiliating amount of shit in south carolina and drops out.
Comrade, you’re needed at the central committee!
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Comrade, you’re needed at the central committee!
This is the look Nicki Minaj was talking about in super bass
New warning signs in the modern European languages library
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This is the look Nicki Minaj was talking about in super bass
Everyone in my family has gone off the deep end at one point or another on Their life, and I think it’s getting close to my turn!
Should I follow tradition and move out west or set a new course?
Should I follow tradition and move out west or set a new course?
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Everyone in my family has gone off the deep end at one point or another on Their life, and I think it’s getting close to my turn!
Should I follow tradition and move out west or set a new course?
Should I follow tradition and move out west or set a new course?
Every day the past ten years
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Every day the past ten years
Someone get her some estradiol
THE CLEAREST VIEW OF THE EGG NEBULA FROM HUBBLE JUST DROPPED!!!
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Someone get her some estradiol