InsectSecretary
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Works for a bug :(
Emerald Fennel’s next movie: Marylin Manson going door to door trying to shock people
February 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Emerald Fennel’s next movie: Marylin Manson going door to door trying to shock people
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The "I'd vote for [EVIL FIGURE] if they ran as a D" is so popular with this crowd because they don't want better things or the power to make things better. They just want to endlessly critique the idea that better things are possible.
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The "I'd vote for [EVIL FIGURE] if they ran as a D" is so popular with this crowd because they don't want better things or the power to make things better. They just want to endlessly critique the idea that better things are possible.
Beware the handshake of The angel of death.
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Beware the handshake of The angel of death.
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It is not important who directly advocates a particular policy, since under the present noble system of capitalism any money-bag can always “hire”, buy or enlist any number of lawyers, writers and even parliamentary deputies, professors, parsons and the like to defend any views.
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
It is not important who directly advocates a particular policy, since under the present noble system of capitalism any money-bag can always “hire”, buy or enlist any number of lawyers, writers and even parliamentary deputies, professors, parsons and the like to defend any views.
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Happy Valentine’s Day bsky
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day bsky
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The thing about Lenin being irrelevant is I could literally just use quotes and paragraphs from him to reply to every single thing a liberal has ever said to me because they are literally making the same arguments as the Russian landlords and their supporters in 1917
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The thing about Lenin being irrelevant is I could literally just use quotes and paragraphs from him to reply to every single thing a liberal has ever said to me because they are literally making the same arguments as the Russian landlords and their supporters in 1917
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what if we made a joe rogan who was even more clueless
theo von will be like i hate what this administration is doing with ICE and their cover up of the epstein files and then chat it up with someone who bragged about flying on the lolita express multiple times
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
what if we made a joe rogan who was even more clueless
Son, grab me my copy of Das Kapital, we’re gunna be here a while, so settle in.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Son, grab me my copy of Das Kapital, we’re gunna be here a while, so settle in.
The American economy is blowing up like the Hindenburg!
Bessent: "2025 was about setting the table. 2026 is gonna be a banquet for the American people. The economy is taking off."
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The American economy is blowing up like the Hindenburg!
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retvrn
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
retvrn
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LMFAO
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
LMFAO
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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Yeah, that was the whole point of Geordi being blind in The Next Generation. Advances had been made to help him interact with the world, but they didn't cure him completely and he was still a good friend and important member of the crew
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Yeah, that was the whole point of Geordi being blind in The Next Generation. Advances had been made to help him interact with the world, but they didn't cure him completely and he was still a good friend and important member of the crew
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But I’m insane for saying Zohran shouldn’t have endorsed him yeah
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
But I’m insane for saying Zohran shouldn’t have endorsed him yeah
~could be…
…who knows~
There’s something due any day
…who knows~
There’s something due any day
Trump's black hand was looking extra gnarly and swollen today
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
~could be…
…who knows~
There’s something due any day
…who knows~
There’s something due any day
It’s true! My mother loved her dog more than me. It left psychological wounds that will never heal.
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It’s true! My mother loved her dog more than me. It left psychological wounds that will never heal.
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how did they get into my bedroom and record this conversation
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
how did they get into my bedroom and record this conversation
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I’m dead serious. I am very worried about this.
They literally want to hook y'all up to breeding and milking machines in warehouses fam like I'm sorry to spell it out but that's what this is.
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I’m dead serious. I am very worried about this.
WHERE WAS HE ON WINTER 6?
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
WHERE WAS HE ON WINTER 6?
The same way you run an elite sex trafficking ring: e-mail
HOW DOES THIS GRIFT KEEP WORKING
Oh for fuck sake. How is anyone still falling for this bullshit? You can’t just dig tunnels in Florida. Our unofficial state fish is the sink hole. Anyway. RIP Harry Potter land, swallowed by Elon Musk’s giant unfinished hole in the ground probably.
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The same way you run an elite sex trafficking ring: e-mail
And here's to the judges of Mississippi
Who wear the robe of honor as they
crawl into the court
They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
Who wear the robe of honor as they
crawl into the court
They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
Mississippi may soon criminalize illegal immigration under State law, with felony prison sentences for undocumented immigrants entering the state.
www.mississippifreepress.org/undocumented...
www.mississippifreepress.org/undocumented...
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
And here's to the judges of Mississippi
Who wear the robe of honor as they
crawl into the court
They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
Who wear the robe of honor as they
crawl into the court
They're guarding all the bastions of their phony legal fort
Oh, justice is a stranger when the prisoners report
Michael Mouse is no friend of mine
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Michael Mouse is no friend of mine