InsectSecretary
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Works for a bug :(
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Everyone is 12 over and over I say as they load me into a padded room.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Everyone is 12 over and over I say as they load me into a padded room.
I can’t imagine going through life thinking ads a real. The amount of credulity you have to have to filter your entire worldview through don Draper selling you shit is staggering.
I’m hooking up a generator to Baudrillard’s grave. That should power at-least the eastern Seaboard.
I’m hooking up a generator to Baudrillard’s grave. That should power at-least the eastern Seaboard.
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I can’t imagine going through life thinking ads a real. The amount of credulity you have to have to filter your entire worldview through don Draper selling you shit is staggering.
I’m hooking up a generator to Baudrillard’s grave. That should power at-least the eastern Seaboard.
I’m hooking up a generator to Baudrillard’s grave. That should power at-least the eastern Seaboard.
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I usually wait for another to do this then reskeet but they aren't here so...
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I usually wait for another to do this then reskeet but they aren't here so...
Gambling needs to be restricted to games of chance, in-person only.
Might be a bit draconian but we’ve already seen the alternative.
Might be a bit draconian but we’ve already seen the alternative.
I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Gambling needs to be restricted to games of chance, in-person only.
Might be a bit draconian but we’ve already seen the alternative.
Might be a bit draconian but we’ve already seen the alternative.
Lol, they saw the reaction and they’re doing PR.
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Lol, they saw the reaction and they’re doing PR.
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As called by Nolan Alexander on Kennesaw State radio:
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
As called by Nolan Alexander on Kennesaw State radio:
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Look at my anti-war party dog.
Fuck this CIA bitch in particular too.
Fuck this CIA bitch in particular too.
Slotkin: "If there's an idea that we're gonna go start a land war against Venezuela -- and just remember, the military of Venezuela is not comparable to the military of the US -- if we're gonna do that, then that should come to Congress."
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Look at my anti-war party dog.
Fuck this CIA bitch in particular too.
Fuck this CIA bitch in particular too.
Gavin Newsom will never be president
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Gavin Newsom will never be president
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listen
I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before
but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply
I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before
but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
listen
I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before
but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply
I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before
but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply
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Guy who jacks off to protestors being brutalized: We need more blood for the Moloch.
Now if you’ll excuse me I must find more coats to hide my erection.
Now if you’ll excuse me I must find more coats to hide my erection.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Guy who jacks off to protestors being brutalized: We need more blood for the Moloch.
Now if you’ll excuse me I must find more coats to hide my erection.
Now if you’ll excuse me I must find more coats to hide my erection.
Comrade do not despair. Despair is typical of those who do not know the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle.
The new Drew Gooden video is so horrific I had to take a break halfway cause I'm getting depressed
It's hard to watch something like this where we can't see any hope for something better
It's hard to watch something like this where we can't see any hope for something better
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Comrade do not despair. Despair is typical of those who do not know the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle.
What do I gotta do to have some M&M minutes with him 😍
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What do I gotta do to have some M&M minutes with him 😍
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How about make a tradeable asset out of suck my balls?
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How about make a tradeable asset out of suck my balls?
Had to see who authored the list. I thought this movie was terrible and felt vindicated when I saw it was the premier connoisseur of trash John waters. (Laudatory)
Anyways, I hate you if you hate All That Jazz.
Anyways, I hate you if you hate All That Jazz.
Ok, I have to ask. What's a movie that if someone doesn't like you'll hate them?
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to see who authored the list. I thought this movie was terrible and felt vindicated when I saw it was the premier connoisseur of trash John waters. (Laudatory)
Anyways, I hate you if you hate All That Jazz.
Anyways, I hate you if you hate All That Jazz.
The kiss of death
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The kiss of death
Man this production of Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat sucks.
Unfortunate news. I lost the AI generated fight. I’m devastated.
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Man this production of Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat sucks.
It was a rough year…
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It was a rough year…
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
Damn you @nerdjpg.com
You introduced me to this banger and now I can’t get it out of my head and must destroy capitalism.
I was already working on the latter but the song has inspired me to continue.
youtu.be/L9uLUpt0yz0?...
You introduced me to this banger and now I can’t get it out of my head and must destroy capitalism.
I was already working on the latter but the song has inspired me to continue.
youtu.be/L9uLUpt0yz0?...
Lenin is Young Again! [Ленин такой молодой!] - Soviet Patriotic Song
YouTube video by Yevpatoria
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Damn you @nerdjpg.com
You introduced me to this banger and now I can’t get it out of my head and must destroy capitalism.
I was already working on the latter but the song has inspired me to continue.
youtu.be/L9uLUpt0yz0?...
You introduced me to this banger and now I can’t get it out of my head and must destroy capitalism.
I was already working on the latter but the song has inspired me to continue.
youtu.be/L9uLUpt0yz0?...
Don’t be mean to that bald child. If you want to be like that, Caillou exists.
If someone tries to talk to me about the cultural impact of Avatar there’s gonna be two cultural impacts: me culturally impacting them and them culturally impacting the floor
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Don’t be mean to that bald child. If you want to be like that, Caillou exists.
Groan Didion and Bore Vidal at it again I see
Can someone who has read Nuzzi's book let me know if this is actually a thing in it? Or is this one of those "JD Vance bangs couches" things? x.com/bryancurtis/...
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Groan Didion and Bore Vidal at it again I see