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Fellow parents! Carers! Anyone looking after children over half-term! Here is a thread of videos showing TOYS you can MAKE at home from scrap stuff you probably have lying around. First, the utterly delightful "balancing bird" alomshaha.com/balancing-bi...
October 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Fellow parents! Carers! Anyone looking after children over half-term! Here is a thread of videos showing TOYS you can MAKE at home from scrap stuff you probably have lying around. First, the utterly delightful "balancing bird" alomshaha.com/balancing-bi...
Goddammit, everything reminds me of Her
January 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Goddammit, everything reminds me of Her
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[first cowboy ever] Haha yaaaaay!
November 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
[first cowboy ever] Haha yaaaaay!
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KILLING ME LOUDLY WITH HIS GONG.
December 1, 2024 at 4:39 PM
KILLING ME LOUDLY WITH HIS GONG.
Kids, always read the terms and conditions, or you might just end up accepting your accidental death.
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Kids, always read the terms and conditions, or you might just end up accepting your accidental death.
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
"We noticed you across the bar and really dig your vibe."
November 22, 2024 at 10:31 AM
"We noticed you across the bar and really dig your vibe."
*clears throat, taps mic, creates howl of feedback* It's a lovely day in the village, and you are an unaffiliated horse.
April 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
*clears throat, taps mic, creates howl of feedback* It's a lovely day in the village, and you are an unaffiliated horse.
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Marcus Aurelius says u don’t have to have a take on fucking everything 🙌
February 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Marcus Aurelius says u don’t have to have a take on fucking everything 🙌
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maybe she’s born with it.
maybe she’s
maybe she’s
April 1, 2024 at 3:01 PM
maybe she’s born with it.
maybe she’s
maybe she’s
I... very much misread this. I guess there's always a chance with second-hand clothes, but rare for a charity shop to lead with it.
April 1, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I... very much misread this. I guess there's always a chance with second-hand clothes, but rare for a charity shop to lead with it.
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I only trust people as far as I can throw them. Luckily I’m a midwife
March 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I only trust people as far as I can throw them. Luckily I’m a midwife
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I've got a joke about single use bondage wear, but it's more of a throwaway gag
I had a joke about being forgetful, but
i have a joke about anxiety but it's a bit worrying
March 18, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I've got a joke about single use bondage wear, but it's more of a throwaway gag
I've got a joke about deja vu, but I feel like I've told it before
I've got a joke about superspreader events, but you had to be there to get it
I've got a joke about the doppler effect, it gets quite deep at the end
March 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I've got a joke about deja vu, but I feel like I've told it before
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░P░E░R░S░I░L░ ░N░O░N░ ░B░I░O░
March 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
░P░E░R░S░I░L░ ░N░O░N░ ░B░I░O░
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When all else fails why shouldn’t you?
March 11, 2024 at 12:20 PM
When all else fails why shouldn’t you?
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*shrugs* could be worse. Your toothbrush could grow hands while you're brushing and grab onto your lips
March 15, 2024 at 11:04 AM
*shrugs* could be worse. Your toothbrush could grow hands while you're brushing and grab onto your lips
Jessica Atreides MUST have used The Voice on Paul at some point when he was a small child. "For goodness sake, Paul,《PUT》《ON》《YOUR》《BLOODY》《SHOES》"
March 15, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Jessica Atreides MUST have used The Voice on Paul at some point when he was a small child. "For goodness sake, Paul,《PUT》《ON》《YOUR》《BLOODY》《SHOES》"
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I don't usually import tweets but sometimes a boy must be proud.
March 2, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I don't usually import tweets but sometimes a boy must be proud.
Young Jodie Foster and young Leonardo Dicaprio are the same person, though. How deep does this conspiracy go
February 21, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Young Jodie Foster and young Leonardo Dicaprio are the same person, though. How deep does this conspiracy go