roundowl.bsky.social
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Goddammit, everything reminds me of Her
January 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Goddammit, everything reminds me of Her
Kids, always read the terms and conditions, or you might just end up accepting your accidental death.
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Kids, always read the terms and conditions, or you might just end up accepting your accidental death.
"I'm in this bar too and you all disgust me."
November 22, 2024 at 10:39 AM
"I'm in this bar too and you all disgust me."
Presented without further comment.
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Presented without further comment.
"We noticed you from across the bar and, in case it's not already clear, we like to watch."
November 22, 2024 at 10:37 AM
"We noticed you from across the bar and, in case it's not already clear, we like to watch."
"We noticed you from across the bar and one of us is significantly more into this than the other."
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 AM
"We noticed you from across the bar and one of us is significantly more into this than the other."
"We noticed you across the bar and really dig your vibe."
November 22, 2024 at 10:31 AM
"We noticed you across the bar and really dig your vibe."
*clears throat, taps mic, creates howl of feedback* It's a lovely day in the village, and you are an unaffiliated horse.
April 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
*clears throat, taps mic, creates howl of feedback* It's a lovely day in the village, and you are an unaffiliated horse.
I... very much misread this. I guess there's always a chance with second-hand clothes, but rare for a charity shop to lead with it.
April 1, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I... very much misread this. I guess there's always a chance with second-hand clothes, but rare for a charity shop to lead with it.
Young Jodie Foster and young Leonardo Dicaprio are the same person, though. How deep does this conspiracy go
February 21, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Young Jodie Foster and young Leonardo Dicaprio are the same person, though. How deep does this conspiracy go
If you see this skeet, quote it with a screenshot of your obituary
February 10, 2024 at 6:13 PM
If you see this skeet, quote it with a screenshot of your obituary
Can't believe I forgot the one where my hole izn't BIG enuf...
February 10, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Can't believe I forgot the one where my hole izn't BIG enuf...
I am responsible for two small children and we're all inappropriately dressed and freezing, and the only way to save them is to play Solitaire? Or something? I can't explain it but it's STRESSFUL.
February 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I am responsible for two small children and we're all inappropriately dressed and freezing, and the only way to save them is to play Solitaire? Or something? I can't explain it but it's STRESSFUL.
I must F the bus. I don't know why, or how, or what will happen if I don't, but coloured blobs are politely urging me to hurry up and do it, so I must.
February 10, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I must F the bus. I don't know why, or how, or what will happen if I don't, but coloured blobs are politely urging me to hurry up and do it, so I must.
I can't be the only one who's had the classic "Oh god, far too many eggs!" dream, but still, a pattern is a pattern.
February 10, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I can't be the only one who's had the classic "Oh god, far too many eggs!" dream, but still, a pattern is a pattern.
AND the one where a woman is filming me having a cry and doing a very stinky poo while my sink overflows and my cat is about to get electrocuted
February 10, 2024 at 4:06 PM
AND the one where a woman is filming me having a cry and doing a very stinky poo while my sink overflows and my cat is about to get electrocuted
Someone is stealing my anxiety dreams and turning them into GAMES that people play for FUN. Like the one where I'm working in a fast food restaurant and I'm too slow and Vladimir Putin is really horrible to me. They've even put in the weird sex face he does when I finally serve him. How do I sue?
February 10, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Someone is stealing my anxiety dreams and turning them into GAMES that people play for FUN. Like the one where I'm working in a fast food restaurant and I'm too slow and Vladimir Putin is really horrible to me. They've even put in the weird sex face he does when I finally serve him. How do I sue?
Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us
February 10, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us
How your email finds me
February 7, 2024 at 7:02 PM
How your email finds me
Pot Noodle serving suggestion: consume near some nicer food.
February 7, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Pot Noodle serving suggestion: consume near some nicer food.
The Spotify algorithm really gets me.
February 7, 2024 at 9:08 AM
The Spotify algorithm really gets me.
I... do not think this is a t-shirt that should be worn tucked in.
February 6, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I... do not think this is a t-shirt that should be worn tucked in.
It's a lovely day in the village, and you are a horrible gladiator
January 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
It's a lovely day in the village, and you are a horrible gladiator