River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
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"I stand corrected."
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"I stand corrected."
Netflix and “What do you mean “CANCELLED”???”
Netflix and did you know this actor was in <insert movie here>?
Netflix and Subtitles
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Netflix and “What do you mean “CANCELLED”???”
Netflix and Subtitles
Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Netflix and Subtitles
It’s skeets like these that show me…
…
I don’t know.
Existentialism in Motion?
…
I don’t know.
Existentialism in Motion?
live in the living room
die in the dining room
die in the dining room
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It’s skeets like these that show me…
…
I don’t know.
Existentialism in Motion?
…
I don’t know.
Existentialism in Motion?
I just saw a bunny!
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I just saw a bunny!
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
That last line, tho.
I finally had to block an account that was freaking me out. Please, don’t be a creep to women. Now, I have to hope he’s not a stalker… that’s why I was hesitant to block sooner, making some people upset feels like a risk
Men, If she has expressed that she’s not interested, stop pushing it.
Men, If she has expressed that she’s not interested, stop pushing it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
That last line, tho.
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I am once again forced to remind everyone that Lily Tomlin is a Baptist from Michigan
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am once again forced to remind everyone that Lily Tomlin is a Baptist from Michigan
Truth
Repeat after me: It is not sexual dysfunction to not want sex you don't enjoy
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Truth
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Hope you are having some fun this Sunday! #stunday
#nature #art #photography #landscape #eastcoastkin #landscapephotography #photographersunited #selfportraitsunday
#nature #art #photography #landscape #eastcoastkin #landscapephotography #photographersunited #selfportraitsunday
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hope you are having some fun this Sunday! #stunday
#nature #art #photography #landscape #eastcoastkin #landscapephotography #photographersunited #selfportraitsunday
#nature #art #photography #landscape #eastcoastkin #landscapephotography #photographersunited #selfportraitsunday
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That last line, tho.
Mamdani has shown considerable self-control in the face of some quite horrific tantrums.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
That last line, tho.
I know at least 3 amazing, beautiful, caring, and sweet women in this photo.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I know at least 3 amazing, beautiful, caring, and sweet women in this photo.
It is skeets like these that show me BlueSky is not dead and that I definitely need to either change my shopping pattern or start flirting.
Oh motherfucker now you like cereal? See you in frozen foods, dick.
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It is skeets like these that show me BlueSky is not dead and that I definitely need to either change my shopping pattern or start flirting.
It is skeets like these that show me that BlueSky is not ruined by women.
Zero gravity bra, and we would be unstoppable.
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It is skeets like these that show me that BlueSky is not ruined by women.
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Acab?
I just witnessed the best interaction with a duty officer I have ever seen.
Sargent Pasquale pulled in to check on a situation with a young woman looked like she was distressed.
The woman had just come out of psyche care and was talking through things with her mom, about other family member…
I just witnessed the best interaction with a duty officer I have ever seen.
Sargent Pasquale pulled in to check on a situation with a young woman looked like she was distressed.
The woman had just come out of psyche care and was talking through things with her mom, about other family member…
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Acab?
I just witnessed the best interaction with a duty officer I have ever seen.
Sargent Pasquale pulled in to check on a situation with a young woman looked like she was distressed.
The woman had just come out of psyche care and was talking through things with her mom, about other family member…
I just witnessed the best interaction with a duty officer I have ever seen.
Sargent Pasquale pulled in to check on a situation with a young woman looked like she was distressed.
The woman had just come out of psyche care and was talking through things with her mom, about other family member…
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at my divorce hearing they said we could change our names to whatever we wanted but it had to be decided before we adjourned
your honor, you gotta give me a friggen heads up
your honor, you gotta give me a friggen heads up
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
at my divorce hearing they said we could change our names to whatever we wanted but it had to be decided before we adjourned
your honor, you gotta give me a friggen heads up
your honor, you gotta give me a friggen heads up
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salsa so spicy you keep butt dialing 911
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
salsa so spicy you keep butt dialing 911
I am on the other coast, but this is the sort of things that leasers should be doing everywhere.
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Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I am on the other coast, but this is the sort of things that leasers should be doing everywhere.
Be nice if you could break up with someone without it being financially ruinous
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Squirrel!!
Hey #kidlitartpostcard
I'm an illustrator who mainly draws cute critters for kids.
www.vickigausden.co.uk
#kidlitart #artshare #illustrationart
I'm an illustrator who mainly draws cute critters for kids.
www.vickigausden.co.uk
#kidlitart #artshare #illustrationart
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Squirrel!!
Derek Guy: Fashion Forensics
if someone is willing to pay for the products, i'd be willing to purchase these items, deconstruct them, and give them to expert tailors, shoemakers, and craftspeople for review. i will also see if i can track down the factories. i would be interested to know if these items are made in the US
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Derek Guy: Fashion Forensics
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Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
It’s skeets like these that show all of my personalities that BlueSky is not dead.
Them: can I talk to you?
Me: sure
*plays hold music*
Recording: your conversation is very important to me. Please continue holding and the correct personality will be with you shortly
Me: sure
*plays hold music*
Recording: your conversation is very important to me. Please continue holding and the correct personality will be with you shortly
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s skeets like these that show all of my personalities that BlueSky is not dead.