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Guys, thanks for reading my posts

Now if you could just…

*turns screen*
Rob Schneider sure has a lot of thoughts for a guy who would need a GoFundMe to pay rent if he had never met Adam Sandler
December 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Cavemen knew 😉 🍑
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I should note I am not still in the balloon
If you see this post a random fact about yourself:

I’ve gone up in a balloon once, but have never come down in one 🤔
If you see this post a random fact about yourself:

I have catapult-launched off an aircraft carrier. Twice.
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I know 2025 was a shitshow and all, but this one time Ilona Maher waved directly at me so it’s all good 👋
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you see this post a random fact about yourself:

I’ve gone up in a balloon once, but have never come down in one 🤔
If you see this post a random fact about yourself:

I have catapult-launched off an aircraft carrier. Twice.
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Better Dune 3 Titles

Dune 3 - Electric Dune-aloo

Dune 3 - Arrakis Drift

3 Dune 3 Furious

The Dune Ultimatum

Dune 3 - Return of the Fremen
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Democrats had fucking BETTER have a plan in place for when IT happens

No one should be caught flat-footed
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Philadelphia Eagles only had 20 more yards than I did in the second half of that win over the Bills
December 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
FINALLY!!

Poor Patriots fans have suffered for so long

😐🙄
December 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The good thing is that 2026 is the year when it happens 🎉
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Also (last thing), Chalamet’s Marty is desperately unlikable
December 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oh and douchebag rich guy Kevin O’Leary has a much too large part in Marty Supreme and in one scene he paddles the naked butt of Marty in public because he can

This feels like something O’Leary and his pals do in real life

Fuck that guy
December 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The best thing about seeing Marty Supreme is that you NEVER have to see Marty Supreme again
December 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
No I won’t ever stop doing this joke
FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA!!

but it’s just my fuzzy comfy socks
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA!!

but it’s just my fuzzy comfy socks
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Trying to express my feelings about the current times, but there’s no guillotine emoji?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you see this, post your woso fave

- Sonnett in her Spirit Era
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Opened LinkedIn (I know) and the first post said “Executives are People Too” and I closed LinkedIn
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
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December 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You could make a bajillion dollars by marketing Korean skincare products to teenage boy hockey players

Anyway, the World Juniors are on
two young men are posing for a picture and one has a speech bubble above his head that says ' i love you '
ALT: two young men are posing for a picture and one has a speech bubble above his head that says ' i love you '
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December 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Spending the next week to 10 days removing myself from mailing lists from Christmas shopping
a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer
ALT: a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer
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December 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ignore The Trump News says guy whose picture is in the Epstein Files
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Really hard to believe Captain Underpants ever got promoted, much less twice*

*assuming he’s not a Navy Captain 🫡
a cartoon character wearing diapers and a cape
ALT: a cartoon character wearing diapers and a cape
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December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Caught my daughter watching the gay hockey show
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So we bombed Nigeria on Christmas?

Where’s that Peace Prize???
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM