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SolveForGenX
@solveforgenx.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Guys, thanks for reading my posts
Now if you could just…
*turns screen*
Now if you could just…
*turns screen*
You’re at England Dan
I need you at John Ford Coley
I need you at John Ford Coley
You’re at Was
I need you at Not Was
I need you at Not Was
You're at Beavis.
I need you at Butthead.
I need you at Butthead.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You’re at England Dan
I need you at John Ford Coley
I need you at John Ford Coley
You’re at Echo
I need you at Bunnymen
I need you at Bunnymen
You’re at Seals
I need you at Crofts
I need you at Crofts
You’re at Milli
I need you at Vanilli
I need you at Vanilli
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You’re at Echo
I need you at Bunnymen
I need you at Bunnymen
Establish dominance in the doctor’s office by picking this seat
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Establish dominance in the doctor’s office by picking this seat
The urologist is so loud that being within three rooms of him is a very clear HIPAA violation
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The urologist is so loud that being within three rooms of him is a very clear HIPAA violation
Still funny/pathetic to me that Musk named his Tesla models S3XY
I guess 58008 would’ve been too difficult
I guess 58008 would’ve been too difficult
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Still funny/pathetic to me that Musk named his Tesla models S3XY
I guess 58008 would’ve been too difficult
I guess 58008 would’ve been too difficult
The James Bond franchise could learn a thing or two from the Fast and the Furious
You heard me
They started with car meetups and ended up in space, retconned SEVERAL deaths, and went from stolen VCRs to I don’t know, nuclear death thingies?
Prequel, sidequel, nyquel
You heard me
They started with car meetups and ended up in space, retconned SEVERAL deaths, and went from stolen VCRs to I don’t know, nuclear death thingies?
Prequel, sidequel, nyquel
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The James Bond franchise could learn a thing or two from the Fast and the Furious
You heard me
They started with car meetups and ended up in space, retconned SEVERAL deaths, and went from stolen VCRs to I don’t know, nuclear death thingies?
Prequel, sidequel, nyquel
You heard me
They started with car meetups and ended up in space, retconned SEVERAL deaths, and went from stolen VCRs to I don’t know, nuclear death thingies?
Prequel, sidequel, nyquel
“It was the worst of times. In fact, the dumbest.”
From my work in progress, of which I’ve written two sentences
From my work in progress, of which I’ve written two sentences
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(This is the opening of WANDERERS.)
(This is the opening of WANDERERS.)
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“It was the worst of times. In fact, the dumbest.”
From my work in progress, of which I’ve written two sentences
From my work in progress, of which I’ve written two sentences
Youngest guy at the urologist again
I could kick serious ass here
I could kick serious ass here
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Youngest guy at the urologist again
I could kick serious ass here
I could kick serious ass here
Coming up in “Turducken Jokes” season
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Coming up in “Turducken Jokes” season
You know what’s proven to fight crime? Community investment
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You know what’s proven to fight crime? Community investment
Commonwealth countries wear poppies in remembrance 🌺
Americans wear camouflage and tactical whatevers
Grow up
Americans wear camouflage and tactical whatevers
Grow up
I feel bad for the NFL because next week they don’t get to cosplay as SUPER PATRIOTIC MILITARY BOYS!!
a woman is standing in front of an american flag with her arms outstretched and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of an american flag with her arms outstretched and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Commonwealth countries wear poppies in remembrance 🌺
Americans wear camouflage and tactical whatevers
Grow up
Americans wear camouflage and tactical whatevers
Grow up
I feel bad for the NFL because next week they don’t get to cosplay as SUPER PATRIOTIC MILITARY BOYS!!
a woman is standing in front of an american flag with her arms outstretched and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of an american flag with her arms outstretched and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I feel bad for the NFL because next week they don’t get to cosplay as SUPER PATRIOTIC MILITARY BOYS!!
That would be a good down-payment on a 50-year mortgage
This is the fourth lottery prize to cross the $500 million mark in 2025 and also the third biggest Powerball jackpot of the year so far.
Powerball Jackpot Crosses $500 Million—Here’s How Much The Winner Could Take Home After Taxes
This is the fourth lottery prize to cross the $500 million mark in 2025 and also the third biggest Powerball jackpot of the year so far.
www.forbes.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That would be a good down-payment on a 50-year mortgage
So a 50-year mortgage will save me $250 a month but cost $300,000 more and reduce the rate of equity I earn?
Sign me right the fuck up
(Reminds me that “mortgage” literally means “dead pledge” and that now has an entirely new meaning because we’ll all be dead before we pay these shits off)
Sign me right the fuck up
(Reminds me that “mortgage” literally means “dead pledge” and that now has an entirely new meaning because we’ll all be dead before we pay these shits off)
a silver coffin is sitting on the grass in a park
ALT: a silver coffin is sitting on the grass in a park
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
So a 50-year mortgage will save me $250 a month but cost $300,000 more and reduce the rate of equity I earn?
Sign me right the fuck up
(Reminds me that “mortgage” literally means “dead pledge” and that now has an entirely new meaning because we’ll all be dead before we pay these shits off)
Sign me right the fuck up
(Reminds me that “mortgage” literally means “dead pledge” and that now has an entirely new meaning because we’ll all be dead before we pay these shits off)
I have 404 followers
Which is funny because it’s the internet code for cannot be found
Not haha funny
😐
Shut up
Which is funny because it’s the internet code for cannot be found
Not haha funny
😐
Shut up
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I have 404 followers
Which is funny because it’s the internet code for cannot be found
Not haha funny
😐
Shut up
Which is funny because it’s the internet code for cannot be found
Not haha funny
😐
Shut up
Kim Davis has been married four times and divorced three times
All I’m saying is there’s hope for you to have terrible relationships too
🫶
All I’m saying is there’s hope for you to have terrible relationships too
🫶
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Kim Davis has been married four times and divorced three times
All I’m saying is there’s hope for you to have terrible relationships too
🫶
All I’m saying is there’s hope for you to have terrible relationships too
🫶
Ordered some socks yesterday and woke to three emails from the company just telling me stuff about themselves
I
Just
Want
The
Socks
not a new bff
I
Just
Want
The
Socks
not a new bff
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Ordered some socks yesterday and woke to three emails from the company just telling me stuff about themselves
I
Just
Want
The
Socks
not a new bff
I
Just
Want
The
Socks
not a new bff
Joyce Carol Oates quietly smacked Elon Musk so hard he’s sitting in a local coffeee shop in a black turtleneck scribbling beat poetry in a moleskine notebook drinking sustainably harvested codfee
a man singing into a microphone in front of a drummer and a woman on a television screen ..
ALT: a man singing into a microphone in front of a drummer and a woman on a television screen ..
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Joyce Carol Oates quietly smacked Elon Musk so hard he’s sitting in a local coffeee shop in a black turtleneck scribbling beat poetry in a moleskine notebook drinking sustainably harvested codfee
Woke up wanting to go to Amsterdam
Like REALLY badly
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(not for weed, you degenerates)
Like REALLY badly
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(not for weed, you degenerates)
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Woke up wanting to go to Amsterdam
Like REALLY badly
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(not for weed, you degenerates)
Like REALLY badly
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(not for weed, you degenerates)
Guys, what if the Democrats have a plan??
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Guys, what if the Democrats have a plan??
24 hours before Elon Musk adopts a dog
48 hours before he completely forgets he adopted a dog
48 hours before he completely forgets he adopted a dog
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
24 hours before Elon Musk adopts a dog
48 hours before he completely forgets he adopted a dog
48 hours before he completely forgets he adopted a dog
There’s a whole ass career path for document control and I think we need to step outside and think what we’ve become for a while
Literally outside
Literally outside
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There’s a whole ass career path for document control and I think we need to step outside and think what we’ve become for a while
Literally outside
Literally outside
Based on the timing of his 6-week dementia follow-up cognitive exam, I think I may have pinpointed the exact day Trump had his most-recent stroke
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Based on the timing of his 6-week dementia follow-up cognitive exam, I think I may have pinpointed the exact day Trump had his most-recent stroke
🚨 PWHL IN DC ALERT! 🚨
Here’s the ticket info:
Here’s the ticket info:
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🚨 PWHL IN DC ALERT! 🚨
Here’s the ticket info:
Here’s the ticket info:
Oh, and I don’t watch SNL anymore because I’m really old and that’s way late, but fuck Pete Davidson
“Had” to do the Saudi Arabia gig
“Had” to do the Saudi Arabia gig
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh, and I don’t watch SNL anymore because I’m really old and that’s way late, but fuck Pete Davidson
“Had” to do the Saudi Arabia gig
“Had” to do the Saudi Arabia gig