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River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
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Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
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"I stand corrected."
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riverodder.bsky.social
That’ll never work.
A black and white photograph, not part of the actual take from the show, has Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, looking at the camera and expressing her dubiousness with a wry set to her mouth. She is wrapped in big chain, but the caption says “Wonder Woman is not impressed.” I don’t think those chains are going to hold her, myself.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
It is not a title one gives to oneself, but rather is given by others as a response to my conduct.
A screenshot of a monster emoji wearing a top hat. He looks rather dashing, actually.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Yes.
In a photo, swiped from someone else’s skeet, a clean shaven man with dark hair sips on a straw that draws from a clay that looks like it should be filled with goose down, but is in fact filled with what appears to be Tsingtao beer, which is good beer. He has drank down past his shoulders, and is working on his pectorals. The photo does not show much of his pants, but there is a non-zero chance that they match.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
I know at least 3 amazing, beautiful, caring, and sweet women in this photo.
A view of the city lights of San Francisco, with Oakland in the foreground. The left side shows Oakland stadium on this side of the bay, and SFO on the far side. The right side has the west side of the Bay Bridge and downtown SF behind it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Special category for concealed carry?
A screenshot of skeet and reply: northsidemick said: “My bullet-proof vest barely held back that sub But heaven forbid a thrown triple-decker club” River Odder replied: “Well, any ballistics expert will admit the superior penetration on hardened targets that the triple decker club sandwich has over the sub, which is designed to expand on impact.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
We prefer the term “Beast”.
An Oni or Ogre emoji, with a more humanoid, feminine look, although who is to say whether it looks masculine or not?
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
How about a double dose of Greg in this sample of #BlueSkySynchronicity
With guest skeet by @trickykat.bsky.social
A screenshot of a pair of skeets. First one from ImWintersMom says “Post a Greg” and has a photo of the aforementioned Greg. The second skeet, from TrickyKat says “OMG stands for “Oh My Greg”. Everyone knows this.”
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Fixed it.
A screenshot it the original post, with the words “dealing with” painted over, changing the sentence to match the facts.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
They’re chockablock.
A color illustration of two blocks that have been pulled in till they touch. This is Chocablock. Block and Tackle is the nautical term for ropes (or cables) and pulleys. The block is the pulley part, and often has several sheaves. The more times the line goes through, the more power can be exerted.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
… and then they blocked me.
I just don’t get it.
A screenshot of a notif: @nosie-parker.bsky. social has added you to the "People Who Post About Which Lists They're On" moderation list
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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@riotgrlerin.bsky.social might like this #BlueSkySynchronicity
A screenshot of a pair of skeets. jessica says “Oh my god, the Bears…” RiotGirlErin says: “I put muppets in movie posters.” The image is the “Weapons” poster, and it shows a dark background, with silhouettes of people running, and a muppet bear in the foreground.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
A cartoon page titled “the official field guide for DOGS” It shows cute cartoon examples of cute woodland creatures with labels so dogs can know what they are. To wit: Squirrel = squirrel Cat = grumpy squirrel Opossum = dramatic squirrel Bat = sky squirrel Raccoon = sneaky squirrel Skunk = spicy squirrel Porcupine = danger squirrel.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Wait… you ARE a squirrel??

Are you Rampant too?
A photo of an embroidered patch which has been sewn to heavy white cloth. A yellow disk with red lettering around the outside, a red ring, and in the middle is the shape of a red squirrel in the pose called “rampant” which means looking from the side, with both front paws up, and one back paw up, it’s bushy tail raised high behind it. The letters spell out “Interdum tu sentó simuli nux, interdum tu non.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
Am I really annoying??

I am not half trying.
A screenshot of my Listifications notice that @dixego has added me to the “Annoying” moderation list.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Letting a wine breathe does allow additional flavors and especially aromas to present themselves.

Poking holes in the lid is tricky because you don’t want to hurt what’s inside.
A man, hopefully a real magician, holds a long sword. He is wearing a blue tuxedo and has a red clam draped over his arm. A woman, looking very dubious, sits in a wicker basket. She has a bare midriff, and an ornate green and white close fitting top. She has lovely long dark blonde hair, and does look quite concerned.
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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SUCCESS!!!
A screenshot of my Listifications notice that @dixego has added me to the “Annoying” moderation list.
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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A little #BlueSkySynchronicity

I think @ironlilacc.bsky.social has a good idea.
BlueSky Synchronicity Tarrraaaghhhh posted a meme with an English castle and the caption “Why did Andrew lose his titles and where will he live?” Her answer is “Because he is a nonce and who gives a fuck?” Directly below that Lilacc skeeted “A chuck chair to observe a healthy relationship.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
Por vous
A four panel comic strip, above which says “Artist: Schmorky. I do have the skulls ready.” In the first panel, a small purple dinosaur sadly points at a small, tan, human-looking skull and says “Take down da Halloween skull.” In the second panel, a similar green dinosaur says “Aw…” while taking the skull down. In the third panel, the purple dinosaur excitedly says “Now put up da Christmas skull!” In the fourth panel both dinos yell “YAAY!!” while looking adoringly at a large white skull with long pointy horns that are striped in red, a big fanged mouth, and three eyes.
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
Does it say
A close up of the wrong side of a claymore mine, which says: “Front Toward Enemy”
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Gotta love Spirit Halloween…
They got’cha covered!
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
On one hand, “some guy on the subway” may not be your target demographic.

I gave a friend a hug, and she gave a surprised “You smell nice and clean!”
I said “Yeah, funny what not working on a tractor or handling dirty equipment can do.”

I was happy to hear it, tho.
The underside of the engine of a bulldozer the size of a building. It’s a bit messy. There is a starter motor the size of a paint can, and an oil belly pan big enough to take a bath in.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
HA!!

Shows what YOU know!
Desi Lydic did it live, and see what happens??
(at 7:30, but the whole thing is worth watching.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S25W...
Desi Lydic, a fair skin, attractive blonde woman in a blue pinstripe suit, dips a magnet into a glass of water, causing an electromagnetic dissonance which shuts down power to the whole building. Just kidding. Magnets don't work that way.
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
I lost respect for Gerber when they brought bear grills on. Douchebag.

Ive used a lot of Kershaw knives, they have a nice spring assist opening system.

The nub doesn’t stick out much, and the open is fast and crisp. The lock is a spring that you push aside to close.

Alt text: opening a knife,
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Good morning!
A cartoon panel with Felix the Cat, reaching into his Bag of Tricks and pulling out a corked black bottle with a red label. Felix says “I need a stimulant!” Given the time period when Felix was drawn, the bottle probably contains some cocaine elixir.
October 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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irresponsibly posting my location on social media
A screenshot of a map of the coast of Oregon, showing a stretch just south of Waldport featuring a beach named Tillicum
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM