William Maley
@realmudmonster.bsky.social
Data Specalist for JATO Dynamics and sometime freelance writer. Recovering full-time freelance writer. In a constant state of something.
Me pulling into a parking lot: Oh, Veloster N. Really would like to drive one of those.
Moment later: Holy crap. A Shelby Daytona?! I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen one.
Moment later: Holy crap. A Shelby Daytona?! I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen one.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me pulling into a parking lot: Oh, Veloster N. Really would like to drive one of those.
Moment later: Holy crap. A Shelby Daytona?! I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen one.
Moment later: Holy crap. A Shelby Daytona?! I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen one.
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Illegally Italian Kaiju attacks New York to stomp on stupid Goombas. News at 11
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Illegally Italian Kaiju attacks New York to stomp on stupid Goombas. News at 11
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Still want to do this if anyone is looking for a little walkin' around money this honda day season
Looking to publish a story correlating automaker investments in new technology and earnings/share price. For example-- X automaker made public investments in Y technology, it had this impact on shares and this impact on earnings (if any.) If anyone knows a finance journalist who'd write it LMK
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Still want to do this if anyone is looking for a little walkin' around money this honda day season
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“Dang! The radio’s been ripped off again.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Dang! The radio’s been ripped off again.”
This is up there as one of my favorite Nanoraptor creations.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This is up there as one of my favorite Nanoraptor creations.
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
Everyone, hang it up for today. We already have a winner for a #WeridCarBS spot of the day (and maybe for the week).
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Everyone, hang it up for today. We already have a winner for a #WeridCarBS spot of the day (and maybe for the week).
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funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
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November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It is a possible for a car to feel embarrassed?
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It is a possible for a car to feel embarrassed?
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"This happened in MGS2"
"This happened in Robocop"
Yea well you know what other dystopic, political and influential joint also predicted/made known of a bunch of stuff that will happen
That's right. Deltron 3030.
"This happened in Robocop"
Yea well you know what other dystopic, political and influential joint also predicted/made known of a bunch of stuff that will happen
That's right. Deltron 3030.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"This happened in MGS2"
"This happened in Robocop"
Yea well you know what other dystopic, political and influential joint also predicted/made known of a bunch of stuff that will happen
That's right. Deltron 3030.
"This happened in Robocop"
Yea well you know what other dystopic, political and influential joint also predicted/made known of a bunch of stuff that will happen
That's right. Deltron 3030.
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CAN WE JUST HAVE A DULL QUIET WEEK FOR ONCE?
every week just gets weirder tbh
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
CAN WE JUST HAVE A DULL QUIET WEEK FOR ONCE?
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Factoid: Faster 40 to 60 ‘than a Ferrari Mondial’ is a factoid I didn’t expected to find about the Saab 9000 Turbo S today…
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Factoid: Faster 40 to 60 ‘than a Ferrari Mondial’ is a factoid I didn’t expected to find about the Saab 9000 Turbo S today…
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If anybody knows of a Merkur XR4-Ti with a 5 spees being parted out in the Bay Area, please let me know.
I need it for Archie's 2.0 Zetec swap.
I need it for Archie's 2.0 Zetec swap.
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
If anybody knows of a Merkur XR4-Ti with a 5 spees being parted out in the Bay Area, please let me know.
I need it for Archie's 2.0 Zetec swap.
I need it for Archie's 2.0 Zetec swap.
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Hoping there’s a Yugo in the studio
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hoping there’s a Yugo in the studio
Post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Post your getaway vehicle.
Would buy a Costco membership from him.
When you’re trying to look your best for a lady, there’s really only one name you can trust
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Would buy a Costco membership from him.
Here for the 6-Series and IS-F
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Here for the 6-Series and IS-F
Guess I'm the odd one here, but I actually like the upcoming Honda Prelude. Hits me in the right way somehow.
The price is maybe reaching a bit high. Maybe I need to see it in person to judge that.
The price is maybe reaching a bit high. Maybe I need to see it in person to judge that.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Guess I'm the odd one here, but I actually like the upcoming Honda Prelude. Hits me in the right way somehow.
The price is maybe reaching a bit high. Maybe I need to see it in person to judge that.
The price is maybe reaching a bit high. Maybe I need to see it in person to judge that.
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My cartoon in this week’s New Yorker is so specific that I truly cannot believe it made it into print, lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My cartoon in this week’s New Yorker is so specific that I truly cannot believe it made it into print, lol
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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My brain immediately goes to this every time I see this Korean instant noodle brand.
August 25, 2024 at 11:48 AM
My brain immediately goes to this every time I see this Korean instant noodle brand.
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15 Nov 2025
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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