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William Maley
@realmudmonster.bsky.social
Data Specalist for JATO Dynamics and sometime freelance writer. Recovering full-time freelance writer. In a constant state of something.
I'm all for it.

(Also, I'm reposting this because of the picture of Red Green."
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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You know, there was a time when the state of Michigan was pumping out the absolute classiest pop cans you possibly imagine
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

Shuji had a son called Shintaro, who had his sights on becoming a military man and had even risen to the rank of major in the army.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

Ponty Pool had been watching the whole time. "You're broke, my man."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

“Summoning the gunner, the battalion commander praised her for her boldness, but warned her that firing from such short distances during frontal attacks by the enemy was a very big risk.”
January 21, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I would be all of this, if it weren't for the price tag.
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Needs a turbo-five cylinder to complete it.
good morning - reckon y’all know how I feel about motorsports support vehicles at this point, and I’ll reckon you can infer how I feel about an ex-Audi Sport works Group B van

collectingcars.com/for-sale/198...
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Hoping this works out for @rorycarroll.bsky.social and others. There is already a lot of good stuff there.
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Man, I have to dig back for some of these.

U.S. Ford Fusion
Japan: Honda Accord Hybrid
Germany: Volkswagen Golf R
Italy: Fiat 500c Abarth
UK: Range Rover Sport
Sweden: Volvo V60 Pole Star
France: (Nothing, but hope to one day)
China: (See France)
Korea: Hyundai Santa Fe
Last cars I drove from every country.

US: Ford Maverick
Japan: Toyota Camry
Germany: BMW i3 (pretty sure)
Italy: Fiat 500X
UK: (Not sure I’ve ever driven one?)
Sweden: Volvo XC70
France: (Never driven)
China: Buick Envision?
Korea: Hyundai Ioniq 5
Last cars I drove from every country.

US: Chrysler Voyager
Japan: Honda Beat?
Germany: BMW i3
Italy: Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio
UK: Defender 90 V8
Sweden: Saab 9-3 SportCombi
France: Peugeot 208
China: Polestar 1
Korea: Hyundai Sonata
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Post a car picture you took
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Always happy to see an early 7-Series running around.
Snowy night in the 79 BMW 733i. No ABS, no traction control. Just a heavy rear wheel drive car. You have to do everything by feel. 😬
January 19, 2026 at 1:21 AM
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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American Totoro, Honolulu. The Hawaiian islands’ fusion of different cultures really felt a refreshing break from the misery unfolding on the mainland.
January 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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“No lions anywhere? … Let me have the chair.”
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Huh, whaddya know, Windows 3.1 can run cry.sis ^.~
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Excited for this short film to get an Oscar.
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Would buy just for the phone
2. rear seat speedometer
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Respect for Mint Jams
And just for fun, if we're going by today:
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 AM
After sitting in the Leaf, I’m more interested in trying this out.
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
And for the #weirdcarsbluesky crowd
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Best in show goes to Subaru with the dogs.
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Bummed that I cannot sit in the Prelude. I WANT TO SIT IN IT.
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Already almost got stuck in car at the Detroit Auto Show because I don’t fully understand electric door openers.

Was able to get out without climbing out of a window.
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Here we go again. (If you see me, say hi. I promise I don’t byte. I may run.)
January 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM