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Trowzer Snek Plissken
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Life is Ugly.

J̶a̶p̶a̶n̶ b̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ Will die in the camps

I can't articulate exactly what it is I do, but I assure you it's all very fashionable.

Cars. Motorcycles. Clothing. Art.

BLM • Trans Rights Are Human Rights • ACAB

He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Gay/Demi
Pinned
Every morning I wake up in the US:
More Gunpla for Jasper?
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
How it started. How its going.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Well, luckily the Carrera GT wasn't the only cool Porsche I saw today.

This lovely 914 was being driven by the swavest Black man ever! #weirdcarbs
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Get ready for TONS of Zootopia and Robin Hood porn.

Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
Disney eyes a future where users help shape the story
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
LOL! LMAO!

This is so dumb and I love it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
LOL!

I just found a listing for a Toyota Sera in the Bay Area.

No paperwork.
No plate.

$12000

Homie, it might as well be a brick.
Completely worthless without import paperwork.
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This dork.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I've been playing Tears of the Kingdom again (I got new amiibo, it's not that deep)

Anyway, the French voice acting is way better than the English.

Tulin sounds like French Bart Simpson.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ebay is using AI slop in their widgets now... I hate it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
God, I love these stupid little bikes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Welp. I've officially died laughing, and my internal monologue is gonna have an Irish accent for the foreseeable future.
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm trying my best to keep it together, but shit is fucked y'all and it's wearing me down.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I might have to get a third job 💀
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Dear Nintendo,

I dont buy digital games.

Key Cards are just digital games.

Put the game on the cart, or I'm not gonna buy it (especially if you're charging me like you paid for an actual cartridge)
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Can't sleep.

Gonna watch my favorite movie.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
When I was hospitalized overnight for acute orthostatic hypotension, the bill was over $37,000

That was a bed for 14 hours, four IV bags, and an echocardiogram.
so, today I got the surgery center where I got my deviated septum fixed to send me an itemized bill so I could submit to my FSA for reimbursement

my out of pocket cost: $473

what my insurance paid: $4258

what they tried to charge my insurance (not a misprint): $173692
I was at an event yesterday where Rand Paul spoke via video and talked about how great it was to send ACA money "directly to the people" so that they could work collectively to get better deals on health care.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Alright, uncensored "The Power" is in the bag... now I just need to find and fix "Meat Your Maker" and "Free Cake" and I can begin the Regular Show VHS Box Set!
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What villain is a horrible person, but an absolute joy to watch on screen? 😈

IMO.... 🖤
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
At this point, we can only hope some other country nukes us.

Let's just get this shit over with.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Vote them out
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Been nice knowin' y'all.
So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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@senatedems love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I am fucking furious right now.

The Despicable 8 and Chucklefuck Schumer doomed us all and handed the narrative and the midterms to MAGA.

We're so cooked.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM