Trowzer Snek Plissken
@trowzersnek.bsky.social
Life is Ugly.
J̶a̶p̶a̶n̶ b̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ Will die in the camps
I can't articulate exactly what it is I do, but I assure you it's all very fashionable.
Cars. Motorcycles. Clothing. Art.
BLM • Trans Rights Are Human Rights • ACAB
He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
J̶a̶p̶a̶n̶ b̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ Will die in the camps
I can't articulate exactly what it is I do, but I assure you it's all very fashionable.
Cars. Motorcycles. Clothing. Art.
BLM • Trans Rights Are Human Rights • ACAB
He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
Pinned
Tonight's cinematic experience:
H.G. Wells' The War of the World's (1953) directed by Byron Haskin and Academy Award winner for special effects.
I can only imagine how disturbing and mindblowing this movie was back in the 50's.
H.G. Wells' The War of the World's (1953) directed by Byron Haskin and Academy Award winner for special effects.
I can only imagine how disturbing and mindblowing this movie was back in the 50's.
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Tonight's cinematic experience:
H.G. Wells' The War of the World's (1953) directed by Byron Haskin and Academy Award winner for special effects.
I can only imagine how disturbing and mindblowing this movie was back in the 50's.
H.G. Wells' The War of the World's (1953) directed by Byron Haskin and Academy Award winner for special effects.
I can only imagine how disturbing and mindblowing this movie was back in the 50's.
A friend asked me why.
Why do I sit in an old armchair and watch movies on this 20" CRT when I have a 60" 4K mounted to the wall in the same room?
It's cozy.
This is a more personal experience with the films I enjoy, while my big-ass TV is like an inferior facsimile of a theater experience.
Why do I sit in an old armchair and watch movies on this 20" CRT when I have a 60" 4K mounted to the wall in the same room?
It's cozy.
This is a more personal experience with the films I enjoy, while my big-ass TV is like an inferior facsimile of a theater experience.
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
A friend asked me why.
Why do I sit in an old armchair and watch movies on this 20" CRT when I have a 60" 4K mounted to the wall in the same room?
It's cozy.
This is a more personal experience with the films I enjoy, while my big-ass TV is like an inferior facsimile of a theater experience.
Why do I sit in an old armchair and watch movies on this 20" CRT when I have a 60" 4K mounted to the wall in the same room?
It's cozy.
This is a more personal experience with the films I enjoy, while my big-ass TV is like an inferior facsimile of a theater experience.
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Every morning I wake up in the US:
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Every morning I wake up in the US:
I'm thinking about starting another alt account.
I own literally thousands of movies, and I'd like to make quick videos of recommendations with short plot summaries.
I'm nothing if not a cinephile.
I'll call it "Jasper's Flicks" or something.
I own literally thousands of movies, and I'd like to make quick videos of recommendations with short plot summaries.
I'm nothing if not a cinephile.
I'll call it "Jasper's Flicks" or something.
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm thinking about starting another alt account.
I own literally thousands of movies, and I'd like to make quick videos of recommendations with short plot summaries.
I'm nothing if not a cinephile.
I'll call it "Jasper's Flicks" or something.
I own literally thousands of movies, and I'd like to make quick videos of recommendations with short plot summaries.
I'm nothing if not a cinephile.
I'll call it "Jasper's Flicks" or something.
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Other People:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
March 12, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Other People:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
What fictional creature / villain traumatised you as a child?
When I was 5/6, I was unbothered by horror (my favorite movie was Alien) but that weird booger creature that ate the kid's hat in Flight of the Navigator would scare the absolute shit out of me.
When I was 5/6, I was unbothered by horror (my favorite movie was Alien) but that weird booger creature that ate the kid's hat in Flight of the Navigator would scare the absolute shit out of me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What fictional creature / villain traumatised you as a child?
When I was 5/6, I was unbothered by horror (my favorite movie was Alien) but that weird booger creature that ate the kid's hat in Flight of the Navigator would scare the absolute shit out of me.
When I was 5/6, I was unbothered by horror (my favorite movie was Alien) but that weird booger creature that ate the kid's hat in Flight of the Navigator would scare the absolute shit out of me.
Never wanted a pipe so badly in my entire life.
Cleaning house and came across this piece I picked up a couple of years ago, stored it away from pets, and forgot about it. It's never been used. Dunno, if anyone in the Rockies might be interested in it. I don't smoke anymore and have been clean for almost 5 months now, so I have no use for it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Never wanted a pipe so badly in my entire life.
Tonight's cinematic experience:
Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo
Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Tonight's cinematic experience:
Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo
Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo
I have the desire to maliciously gentrify the tiny Oregon town I grew up in with woke leftists.
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I have the desire to maliciously gentrify the tiny Oregon town I grew up in with woke leftists.
More Gunpla for Jasper?
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
More Gunpla for Jasper?
How it started. How its going.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How it started. How its going.
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Well, luckily the Carrera GT wasn't the only cool Porsche I saw today.
This lovely 914 was being driven by the swavest Black man ever! #weirdcarbs
This lovely 914 was being driven by the swavest Black man ever! #weirdcarbs
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Well, luckily the Carrera GT wasn't the only cool Porsche I saw today.
This lovely 914 was being driven by the swavest Black man ever! #weirdcarbs
This lovely 914 was being driven by the swavest Black man ever! #weirdcarbs
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Get ready for TONS of Zootopia and Robin Hood porn.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
Disney eyes a future where users help shape the story
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Get ready for TONS of Zootopia and Robin Hood porn.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
LOL! LMAO!
This is so dumb and I love it.
This is so dumb and I love it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
LOL! LMAO!
This is so dumb and I love it.
This is so dumb and I love it.
LOL!
I just found a listing for a Toyota Sera in the Bay Area.
No paperwork.
No plate.
$12000
Homie, it might as well be a brick.
Completely worthless without import paperwork.
I just found a listing for a Toyota Sera in the Bay Area.
No paperwork.
No plate.
$12000
Homie, it might as well be a brick.
Completely worthless without import paperwork.
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
LOL!
I just found a listing for a Toyota Sera in the Bay Area.
No paperwork.
No plate.
$12000
Homie, it might as well be a brick.
Completely worthless without import paperwork.
I just found a listing for a Toyota Sera in the Bay Area.
No paperwork.
No plate.
$12000
Homie, it might as well be a brick.
Completely worthless without import paperwork.
I've been playing Tears of the Kingdom again (I got new amiibo, it's not that deep)
Anyway, the French voice acting is way better than the English.
Tulin sounds like French Bart Simpson.
Anyway, the French voice acting is way better than the English.
Tulin sounds like French Bart Simpson.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I've been playing Tears of the Kingdom again (I got new amiibo, it's not that deep)
Anyway, the French voice acting is way better than the English.
Tulin sounds like French Bart Simpson.
Anyway, the French voice acting is way better than the English.
Tulin sounds like French Bart Simpson.
Ebay is using AI slop in their widgets now... I hate it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ebay is using AI slop in their widgets now... I hate it.
God, I love these stupid little bikes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
God, I love these stupid little bikes.
Welp. I've officially died laughing, and my internal monologue is gonna have an Irish accent for the foreseeable future.
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Welp. I've officially died laughing, and my internal monologue is gonna have an Irish accent for the foreseeable future.
I'm trying my best to keep it together, but shit is fucked y'all and it's wearing me down.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I'm trying my best to keep it together, but shit is fucked y'all and it's wearing me down.
I might have to get a third job 💀
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I might have to get a third job 💀
Dear Nintendo,
I dont buy digital games.
Key Cards are just digital games.
Put the game on the cart, or I'm not gonna buy it (especially if you're charging me like you paid for an actual cartridge)
I dont buy digital games.
Key Cards are just digital games.
Put the game on the cart, or I'm not gonna buy it (especially if you're charging me like you paid for an actual cartridge)
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dear Nintendo,
I dont buy digital games.
Key Cards are just digital games.
Put the game on the cart, or I'm not gonna buy it (especially if you're charging me like you paid for an actual cartridge)
I dont buy digital games.
Key Cards are just digital games.
Put the game on the cart, or I'm not gonna buy it (especially if you're charging me like you paid for an actual cartridge)
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When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.