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Call Me Jasper
@callmejasper.bsky.social
ジャスパア Level 41
Secret Furry Account.

This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Gay/Demi

I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞

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When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
Squad goals.
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I seldom get it first try, but this one was too easy.

Cardle 1/5
Streak 2🔥

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Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
www.playcardle.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Every time I spot some idiot MAGA dipshit running his mouth:
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I need Lego train stuff.
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I made a Japanese utility pole to sit on the corner of my Nook's Konbini.

I need to order parts to make more.
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I'm gonna need SOOOOOO many big light gray plates.
This is the inspiration for my urban Nook's Cranny bodega Lego build.
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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This is the inspiration for my urban Nook's Cranny bodega Lego build.
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 AM
My first guess was very wrong.

Cardle 2/5
Streak 1🔥

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www.playcardle.com
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
www.playcardle.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This is the inspiration for my urban Nook's Cranny bodega Lego build.
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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Me like fidget Lego.
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 PM
If you see this, post a gif of a cartoon you LOVED as a kid that you're convinced nobody else watched
January 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Playin' with my Gameboy Camera.
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Playin' with my Gameboy Camera.
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 AM
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Time for you to buy a gun, people.

They're gonna start killing us for fun.
January 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
All I want out of life is to be a gay dog who lives in Japan... it's all I've wanted since I was in 2nd grade (maybe not the gay dog thing).

I'm afraid that I waited too long to try to make this happen and that I'll die before I even get to visit.
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Your Polaroid Sun 660 ain't shit.
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I have been introduced to a new name for shitty white people:

"Sun-ducking snow roaches"

That's goddamn beautiful.
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I was just made aware of this game.
A prison break RPG with animals?
YES PLEASE!

Releases on Switch March 5th.
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I was test fitting the padding in one of my fursuit head projects... the dog was unimpressed.
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Also, schedule a colonoscopy and prostate exam.
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Currently watching:
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM