Call Me Jasper
@callmejasper.bsky.social
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Secret Furry Account.
This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
Secret Furry Account.
This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
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Call Me Jasper
@callmejasper.bsky.social
· Nov 11
When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
Dietrich Archibald Weissman III
(Archie)
(Archie)
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Dietrich Archibald Weissman III
(Archie)
(Archie)
The woman gleefully murdered a puppy.
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The woman gleefully murdered a puppy.
I like the emoto kids... I just wish they didn't blow through intersections.
January 8, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I like the emoto kids... I just wish they didn't blow through intersections.
I sometimes wonder if I'm gonna regret never finding a partner and getting married.
Like, I dont give a shit right now, but is future Jasper gonna be lonely?
Like, I dont give a shit right now, but is future Jasper gonna be lonely?
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I sometimes wonder if I'm gonna regret never finding a partner and getting married.
Like, I dont give a shit right now, but is future Jasper gonna be lonely?
Like, I dont give a shit right now, but is future Jasper gonna be lonely?
Jeezus fucking christ...
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Jeezus fucking christ...
I hate this miserable sexual predator.
(Don't forget that he would slash the tires of a female coworker's car so she would be forced to stay after hours with him at the studio)
(Don't forget that he would slash the tires of a female coworker's car so she would be forced to stay after hours with him at the studio)
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I hate this miserable sexual predator.
(Don't forget that he would slash the tires of a female coworker's car so she would be forced to stay after hours with him at the studio)
(Don't forget that he would slash the tires of a female coworker's car so she would be forced to stay after hours with him at the studio)
Drag this cunt to the gravel pit.
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Drag this cunt to the gravel pit.
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There was an artist from the other site who drew a Lego crocodile pinup in a seductive pose and was making a 3D model of it.
Anybody know who I'm talking about? I was talking with them about turning it into a hood ornament for the Austin Healey.
Anybody know who I'm talking about? I was talking with them about turning it into a hood ornament for the Austin Healey.
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 AM
There was an artist from the other site who drew a Lego crocodile pinup in a seductive pose and was making a 3D model of it.
Anybody know who I'm talking about? I was talking with them about turning it into a hood ornament for the Austin Healey.
Anybody know who I'm talking about? I was talking with them about turning it into a hood ornament for the Austin Healey.
I'm coming down with a cold or something.
Not sure if I want to draw, play Animal Crossing, or work on my Lego Animal Crossing urban neighborhood moc.
(Still need to get Lego train stuff for my reliable public transportation)
Not sure if I want to draw, play Animal Crossing, or work on my Lego Animal Crossing urban neighborhood moc.
(Still need to get Lego train stuff for my reliable public transportation)
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I'm coming down with a cold or something.
Not sure if I want to draw, play Animal Crossing, or work on my Lego Animal Crossing urban neighborhood moc.
(Still need to get Lego train stuff for my reliable public transportation)
Not sure if I want to draw, play Animal Crossing, or work on my Lego Animal Crossing urban neighborhood moc.
(Still need to get Lego train stuff for my reliable public transportation)
Like, they're neat to look at... 🤷♂️
Of course
January 7, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Like, they're neat to look at... 🤷♂️
I made a comic about it at the time.
January 7, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I made a comic about it at the time.
Can't forget this ancient relic from a time before normies were allowed to use the internet.
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Can't forget this ancient relic from a time before normies were allowed to use the internet.
As an owner of a hot foil machine, yes, you do.
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
As an owner of a hot foil machine, yes, you do.
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You wish your card mat/mouse pad was this fucking cool.
Got this from @pumadriftcat.bsky.social a bruhziilion eons ago and its been missing since like 2021.
Got this from @pumadriftcat.bsky.social a bruhziilion eons ago and its been missing since like 2021.
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
You wish your card mat/mouse pad was this fucking cool.
Got this from @pumadriftcat.bsky.social a bruhziilion eons ago and its been missing since like 2021.
Got this from @pumadriftcat.bsky.social a bruhziilion eons ago and its been missing since like 2021.
Well, that's fucking stupid.
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Well, that's fucking stupid.
What an odd little Nissan.
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
What an odd little Nissan.
We played Jackbox at game night.
I still have a headache from all the yelling and laughing at Drawful 2.
I still have a headache from all the yelling and laughing at Drawful 2.
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
We played Jackbox at game night.
I still have a headache from all the yelling and laughing at Drawful 2.
I still have a headache from all the yelling and laughing at Drawful 2.
You wish your card mat/mouse pad was this fucking cool.
Got this from @pumadriftcat.bsky.social a bruhziilion eons ago and its been missing since like 2021.
Got this from @pumadriftcat.bsky.social a bruhziilion eons ago and its been missing since like 2021.
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
You wish your card mat/mouse pad was this fucking cool.
Got this from @pumadriftcat.bsky.social a bruhziilion eons ago and its been missing since like 2021.
Got this from @pumadriftcat.bsky.social a bruhziilion eons ago and its been missing since like 2021.
Because we got trapped in the Berenstain universe.
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Because we got trapped in the Berenstain universe.
That dysfunctional drunk knows he's going to prison if we get out of this.
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
That dysfunctional drunk knows he's going to prison if we get out of this.
Yeah, I was SUPER confident about it, too, lol.
Got the year right though.
Got the year right though.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Yeah, I was SUPER confident about it, too, lol.
Got the year right though.
Got the year right though.
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this is young JD Vance coming from the past to Looper him, let him go, the timeline must be closed
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
this is young JD Vance coming from the past to Looper him, let him go, the timeline must be closed
My first guess was Fiat 124 Spider, which I think was a damn good guess, lol.
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
My first guess was Fiat 124 Spider, which I think was a damn good guess, lol.
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It doesn’t matter what I wear, people just keep mistaking me for an employee because even my aura says ‘broke college student’
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
It doesn’t matter what I wear, people just keep mistaking me for an employee because even my aura says ‘broke college student’
I've been thinking about buying the cards... I want to get all of my villagers organically, but goddammit where the fuck is Beau ans Lucky?!
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I've been thinking about buying the cards... I want to get all of my villagers organically, but goddammit where the fuck is Beau ans Lucky?!