Call Me Jasper
@callmejasper.bsky.social
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Secret Furry Account.
This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
Secret Furry Account.
This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
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When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
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Other People:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
March 12, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Other People:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
"Where am I even going with my life? Is all of my hard work and aspiration just a vain attempt to masquerade as a functional adult in front of other people who actually have their shit together?"
Me:
I'm pretty sure I have seasonal affective disorder.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm pretty sure I have seasonal affective disorder.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
My gloom seems to match the weather late in the year, my interest in life reaches startling lows, and all of the projects I didn't finish and the goals I didn't accomplish stare me in my big dumb face until April.
Had a long day working retail...
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Had a long day working retail...
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DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)
June 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)
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I made a thing and I'm so very pleased with myself.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I made a thing and I'm so very pleased with myself.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Get ready for TONS of Zootopia and Robin Hood porn.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
Disney eyes a future where users help shape the story
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Get ready for TONS of Zootopia and Robin Hood porn.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Or... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
I made a thing and I'm so very pleased with myself.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I made a thing and I'm so very pleased with myself.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Fits in perfectly with the rest of my Disney VHS fatboxes... still gotta make proper labels for the tape, but it isn't mission critical.
God, this is so fucking dorky.
Gotta admit, watching NYT columnists crash out is funny as fuck.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Gotta admit, watching NYT columnists crash out is funny as fuck.
I literally did this with Cup Noodle and the coffee maker at work yesterday...
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I literally did this with Cup Noodle and the coffee maker at work yesterday...
The most annoying thing about being demi/ace is explaining your sexuality to people who straight-up don't believe you (which is basically everyone) ESPECIALLY if you're also gay.
"How can you be gay if you don't wanna have sex?"
My ace homies know exactly what I'm talking about.
"How can you be gay if you don't wanna have sex?"
My ace homies know exactly what I'm talking about.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The most annoying thing about being demi/ace is explaining your sexuality to people who straight-up don't believe you (which is basically everyone) ESPECIALLY if you're also gay.
"How can you be gay if you don't wanna have sex?"
My ace homies know exactly what I'm talking about.
"How can you be gay if you don't wanna have sex?"
My ace homies know exactly what I'm talking about.
YO! WHAT THE FUCK?!
How have I never seen this?
How have I never seen this?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
YO! WHAT THE FUCK?!
How have I never seen this?
How have I never seen this?
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Dug out my Disney Infinity stuff so I can chuck it on ebay, and the only figure I wanted to keep is missing.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Dug out my Disney Infinity stuff so I can chuck it on ebay, and the only figure I wanted to keep is missing.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Dug out my Disney Infinity stuff so I can chuck it on ebay, and the only figure I wanted to keep is missing.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Dug out my Disney Infinity stuff so I can chuck it on ebay, and the only figure I wanted to keep is missing.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
Nick has to be in a box somewhere.
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Spank You For Your Furvice (2017)
November 12, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Spank You For Your Furvice (2017)
Grrrrrrrrr... I'm trying to simplify my art style, and it just looks like shit 97% of the time.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Grrrrrrrrr... I'm trying to simplify my art style, and it just looks like shit 97% of the time.
When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
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certified comfort classics📺✨
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
certified comfort classics📺✨
Hey, @nypost.com if you're going for a hit piece, make sure you don't make your target look based as fuck.
Michigan furry ‘Elyon Badger’ running for US Congress on Democratic ticket: ‘Bullying the old f–ks’
Samuel Smeltzer is seeking the Democratic nomination for Michigan’s 7th District in the 2026 midterms, when he hopes to challenge Republican incumbent Tom Barrett for his congressional seat in Wash…
nypost.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey, @nypost.com if you're going for a hit piece, make sure you don't make your target look based as fuck.
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I have a terrible inclination...
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have a terrible inclination...
Dreamed I was wearing a shirt with the Yerf logo on it.
Yerf, sweet children, was a sfw furry website from a time before normies were allowed on the internet, and you had to apply and submit a portfolio to get an account.
It suffered a hard disk failure in 2004 and never really came back.
Yerf, sweet children, was a sfw furry website from a time before normies were allowed on the internet, and you had to apply and submit a portfolio to get an account.
It suffered a hard disk failure in 2004 and never really came back.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Dreamed I was wearing a shirt with the Yerf logo on it.
Yerf, sweet children, was a sfw furry website from a time before normies were allowed on the internet, and you had to apply and submit a portfolio to get an account.
It suffered a hard disk failure in 2004 and never really came back.
Yerf, sweet children, was a sfw furry website from a time before normies were allowed on the internet, and you had to apply and submit a portfolio to get an account.
It suffered a hard disk failure in 2004 and never really came back.
Gonna shamelessly watch The Flintstones movie and enjoy every single goddamn awful minute of it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Gonna shamelessly watch The Flintstones movie and enjoy every single goddamn awful minute of it.
Santa Cruz needs its own Furry Convention.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Santa Cruz needs its own Furry Convention.
*inhales deeply
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*exhales slowly
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I'm just gonna talk about furry shit until my homicidal rage subsides.
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*exhales slowly
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I'm just gonna talk about furry shit until my homicidal rage subsides.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
*inhales deeply
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*exhales slowly
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I'm just gonna talk about furry shit until my homicidal rage subsides.
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*exhales slowly
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I'm just gonna talk about furry shit until my homicidal rage subsides.
Watching a normie talk about RainFurrest 2015 and sticking to the facts is fucking surreal.
I've actually been kinda obsessed with watching people going "undercover" to Cons, and either making themselves look like fucking weirdos, or finding out that we're mostly pretty normal.
I've actually been kinda obsessed with watching people going "undercover" to Cons, and either making themselves look like fucking weirdos, or finding out that we're mostly pretty normal.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Watching a normie talk about RainFurrest 2015 and sticking to the facts is fucking surreal.
I've actually been kinda obsessed with watching people going "undercover" to Cons, and either making themselves look like fucking weirdos, or finding out that we're mostly pretty normal.
I've actually been kinda obsessed with watching people going "undercover" to Cons, and either making themselves look like fucking weirdos, or finding out that we're mostly pretty normal.