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Quest Abandoner
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I'd like to see how your lair would fare to a wizard

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The puzzles in my dungeon reward gold and some enchanted sandals
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Life changing duck ponds near me
February 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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I know what to believe anymore
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The key to good job security is to make yourself indispensable to your employer (e.g. by withholding the antidote)
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Don't talk to me about the weather. Tell me about your secret weaknesses, your debuffs, and where you'd hide your runes of power.
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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backyard buck
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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wikipedia list of unknown unknowns
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Please accept my surrender. Here's my blade. Please. No treasure is worth my life. The Bloated Float is yours.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Real nice Monday you got here, sure would be a shame if a Garfield hated it...
February 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Haven't merchants haggled enough for one business day?
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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alms for the mid
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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found a place to pickup bootleg platonic solids, including some unreleased shapes, lmk if you want the hookup 🤙
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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People love MDMA because it gives them the euphoric feeling of being a doctor with a Master of Arts degree.
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Go forth, any trusted warrior who reads this 🗡️
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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So cute when you walk in on your cats in the middle of their ritual to summon the great feline warrior goddess Bastet to protect the home 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Extending a hand out to the void and shaking it firmly but comes back a skeleton covered in worms whoops lol
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Distributing the white marbles equally amongst the hippos. None of God’s creatures will go hungry on my watch
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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It's snowing ☃️❄️ #snowing
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM