Snooby
@snooby.bsky.social
I have no political beliefs and I love to have fun with my friends
My no-bake chocolate peppermint bars that outshine Christmas cookies have caused an irreparable schism in my family
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My no-bake chocolate peppermint bars that outshine Christmas cookies have caused an irreparable schism in my family
Knuckle tattoos that say
B R A T Z
B R A T Z
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Knuckle tattoos that say
B R A T Z
B R A T Z
Bunch of punk kids outside fumbling around on rollerblades falling flat on their asses rebelling against the culture of people who are good at rollerblading
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bunch of punk kids outside fumbling around on rollerblades falling flat on their asses rebelling against the culture of people who are good at rollerblading
(Tune of I Wanna Rock and Roll All Nite) I wanna fuck you like an animal
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
(Tune of I Wanna Rock and Roll All Nite) I wanna fuck you like an animal
Guy just saying words to himself so the day will pass: If you want to sit down you can find your chair and use that. You can rest however long you want as long as you don't have anything else to do. If you're hungry you can cook something, or order something. You can drive your car if you need to ge
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Guy just saying words to himself so the day will pass: If you want to sit down you can find your chair and use that. You can rest however long you want as long as you don't have anything else to do. If you're hungry you can cook something, or order something. You can drive your car if you need to ge
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🎴Appraise 160+ hilarious Trading Cards in this uniquely styled, chilled-out, papers-please-'em-up.
🕵️Delve into 30+ story levels to uncover the truth behind your corporate masters.
Wishlist on #steam: s.team/a/3723750 😎👍
#gamedev #indiedev
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hey #PitchYaGame, we're making Trading Card Inspector!
🎴Appraise 160+ hilarious Trading Cards in this uniquely styled, chilled-out, papers-please-'em-up.
🕵️Delve into 30+ story levels to uncover the truth behind your corporate masters.
Wishlist on #steam: s.team/a/3723750 😎👍
#gamedev #indiedev
🎴Appraise 160+ hilarious Trading Cards in this uniquely styled, chilled-out, papers-please-'em-up.
🕵️Delve into 30+ story levels to uncover the truth behind your corporate masters.
Wishlist on #steam: s.team/a/3723750 😎👍
#gamedev #indiedev
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I went in a sensory deprivation tank once but I got bored so I started drinking the water until I threw up
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I went in a sensory deprivation tank once but I got bored so I started drinking the water until I threw up
(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
Whenever I hear about a class action lawsuit it's like oh boy $13
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Whenever I hear about a class action lawsuit it's like oh boy $13
All the mom-and-pop Suffer Centres close early in my town so the only option after 7pm is Painmart
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
All the mom-and-pop Suffer Centres close early in my town so the only option after 7pm is Painmart
Guy who's seen 1 written word: Angles and loops. Big deal.
Guy who's seen 1 thousand written words: C-A-T 😃 B-E-D 😃 W-O-O-D 😃 D-U-C-K 😃 H-O-R-S 😃🤔 Horse... 🐎🐎🐎🤔 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃
Guy who's seen 1 thousand written words: C-A-T 😃 B-E-D 😃 W-O-O-D 😃 D-U-C-K 😃 H-O-R-S 😃🤔 Horse... 🐎🐎🐎🤔 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Guy who's seen 1 written word: Angles and loops. Big deal.
Guy who's seen 1 thousand written words: C-A-T 😃 B-E-D 😃 W-O-O-D 😃 D-U-C-K 😃 H-O-R-S 😃🤔 Horse... 🐎🐎🐎🤔 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃
Guy who's seen 1 thousand written words: C-A-T 😃 B-E-D 😃 W-O-O-D 😃 D-U-C-K 😃 H-O-R-S 😃🤔 Horse... 🐎🐎🐎🤔 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃 H-O-R-S 😃
(Rapping) I went to college for ten thousand years
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
(Rapping) I went to college for ten thousand years
(Trying to sound like I keep up with sports to fit in at new job) Yeah I mean the thing with Ohtani is like. In baseball you have to remember that nothing is as it seems
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
(Trying to sound like I keep up with sports to fit in at new job) Yeah I mean the thing with Ohtani is like. In baseball you have to remember that nothing is as it seems
Slapping some all-terrain treads on my router. I'm bringing the Internet to the woods
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Slapping some all-terrain treads on my router. I'm bringing the Internet to the woods
Somebody better wake up the guy from Green Day. He's been asleep for two month's
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Somebody better wake up the guy from Green Day. He's been asleep for two month's
Don't have a costume so I'm going to the club dressed like I normally do and saying I'm dressed as a roadie
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Don't have a costume so I'm going to the club dressed like I normally do and saying I'm dressed as a roadie
Lint rolling my favourite shirt and softly petting it and going Shhh Shhh like I'm calming my favourite horse during a rainstorm
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Lint rolling my favourite shirt and softly petting it and going Shhh Shhh like I'm calming my favourite horse during a rainstorm
What I think when I see someone replying to a bad tweet to dunk on it: Ah! The Replier's Riposte!
What I think when I see someone QTing a tweet to dunk on it: Hm. The Performer's Pitiable Peacocking.
What I think when I see someone QTing a tweet to dunk on it: Hm. The Performer's Pitiable Peacocking.
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What I think when I see someone replying to a bad tweet to dunk on it: Ah! The Replier's Riposte!
What I think when I see someone QTing a tweet to dunk on it: Hm. The Performer's Pitiable Peacocking.
What I think when I see someone QTing a tweet to dunk on it: Hm. The Performer's Pitiable Peacocking.
Former World's Youngest Baby 4:15.001am-4:15.002am 06/30/94
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Former World's Youngest Baby 4:15.001am-4:15.002am 06/30/94
Some of the most evil men in history threw my shoes over the power lines
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Some of the most evil men in history threw my shoes over the power lines
(Rapping) I got a million enemies and a million bullets I'm a million feet tall and I weigh a million pounds I drank a million beers in a million milliseconds
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
(Rapping) I got a million enemies and a million bullets I'm a million feet tall and I weigh a million pounds I drank a million beers in a million milliseconds
Why was Dragon Quest 6 afraid of Dragon Quest 7. Because Dragon Quest 7 Dragon Quest 8 Dragon Quest 9
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Why was Dragon Quest 6 afraid of Dragon Quest 7. Because Dragon Quest 7 Dragon Quest 8 Dragon Quest 9
The best part of working at a butcher shop when I was younger was the footprint in the ceiling of the freezer that nobody knew anything about
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The best part of working at a butcher shop when I was younger was the footprint in the ceiling of the freezer that nobody knew anything about
I kind of just move around the place slow and weird like a roomba
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I kind of just move around the place slow and weird like a roomba