Snooby
@snooby.bsky.social
I have no political beliefs and I love to have fun with my friends
There should be a button in your car that makes the engine completely dropshot its own shit and render itself completely unrepairable
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
There should be a button in your car that makes the engine completely dropshot its own shit and render itself completely unrepairable
I remember when I was a kid there were all these guys from the future trying to kill me
January 7, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I remember when I was a kid there were all these guys from the future trying to kill me
IPA stands for I'll Pass Amigo. Or if it's your enemy trying to give you one it stands for I'm Pissed Asshole
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
IPA stands for I'll Pass Amigo. Or if it's your enemy trying to give you one it stands for I'm Pissed Asshole
Starting the year off right with an ear infection #sinusitis #ringingnoise
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Starting the year off right with an ear infection #sinusitis #ringingnoise
2026 welcome to be be here!
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
2026 welcome to be be here!
Can SpongeBob feel pain? Do you think this hurt?
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Can SpongeBob feel pain? Do you think this hurt?
Merry Christmas from all the folks down at the diner everyone
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Merry Christmas from all the folks down at the diner everyone
"We don't know whose house it's going to fall on next" -Dumbfuck Dewey, dumbest homeowner in Vancouver
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"We don't know whose house it's going to fall on next" -Dumbfuck Dewey, dumbest homeowner in Vancouver
Going to sleep is the best because when I wake up it is a brand new day! 😃👍
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Going to sleep is the best because when I wake up it is a brand new day! 😃👍
Worst part about going to the dentist is when she asks me how's it going and it's like awesome man now I'm telling my fuckin dentist how it's going
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Worst part about going to the dentist is when she asks me how's it going and it's like awesome man now I'm telling my fuckin dentist how it's going
Reposted by Snooby
When i was born i went completely apeshit
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When i was born i went completely apeshit
Someone really cast a hex on Drake 😭💀 (Footage of Drake on IG Live gambling alone in front of the Mona Lisa because he rented out the Louvre to seem interesting, he starts sputtering and grasping at his throat and clouds of wasps start flying out of his mouth)
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Someone really cast a hex on Drake 😭💀 (Footage of Drake on IG Live gambling alone in front of the Mona Lisa because he rented out the Louvre to seem interesting, he starts sputtering and grasping at his throat and clouds of wasps start flying out of his mouth)
We Are Young by fun. came out during my last year of highschool which oddly enough was a huge hit with both the theater kids AND the guys who took a gap year post-graduation to drunk drive around town for fun before joining the RCMP
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We Are Young by fun. came out during my last year of highschool which oddly enough was a huge hit with both the theater kids AND the guys who took a gap year post-graduation to drunk drive around town for fun before joining the RCMP
Working on something I call "Orange Juice Theory", basically it proposes that if you're thirsty on a hot day or if you want something sweet to go with a sit-down breakfast, a glass of orange juice will really hit the spot
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Working on something I call "Orange Juice Theory", basically it proposes that if you're thirsty on a hot day or if you want something sweet to go with a sit-down breakfast, a glass of orange juice will really hit the spot
Whenever I see footage of a giant squid I'm like, we shouldn't be down there man. We have no business messing with anything down there. We need to stay up here.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Whenever I see footage of a giant squid I'm like, we shouldn't be down there man. We have no business messing with anything down there. We need to stay up here.
"Manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" I am working on a manmade horror that can be comprehended and it will be much scarier. I have a team of evil scientists making the most comprehensible horror you've ever seen
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" I am working on a manmade horror that can be comprehended and it will be much scarier. I have a team of evil scientists making the most comprehensible horror you've ever seen
"You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension". -Nikola Tesla. How are they beyond my comprehension if I can see them. Can't believe we gave this dumbass a nobel prize. And his cars are no good
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension". -Nikola Tesla. How are they beyond my comprehension if I can see them. Can't believe we gave this dumbass a nobel prize. And his cars are no good
Up until the end of my early 20s, I knew at least 1 guy who legitimately thought that McDonald's, on an international level, had an official secret menu from which you could order a "McGangBang"
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Up until the end of my early 20s, I knew at least 1 guy who legitimately thought that McDonald's, on an international level, had an official secret menu from which you could order a "McGangBang"
Everytime I write "&" instead of "and" it saves me 0.5 seconds. Which means that every 1200 ampersands I write gives me enough time to jack off once
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Everytime I write "&" instead of "and" it saves me 0.5 seconds. Which means that every 1200 ampersands I write gives me enough time to jack off once
Reposted by Snooby
Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
(You ask if you can bring your evil villain buddy along to the party this weekend) Dude, no. I don't want people thinking I'm buddies with an evil villain.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
(You ask if you can bring your evil villain buddy along to the party this weekend) Dude, no. I don't want people thinking I'm buddies with an evil villain.
Whenever I get mad at someone online I grab something from my house and go outside and throw it as hard as I can in a random direction and hope it hits them
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Whenever I get mad at someone online I grab something from my house and go outside and throw it as hard as I can in a random direction and hope it hits them
Sending a wax-sealed letter to my confidant overseas asking if he wants to grab a beer tomorrow night
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sending a wax-sealed letter to my confidant overseas asking if he wants to grab a beer tomorrow night
For American Thanksgiving I'm going to pour a lot of chocolate milk on the floor
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
For American Thanksgiving I'm going to pour a lot of chocolate milk on the floor