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My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe
Bartender: the usual?
Me: make it a double
[Bartender slides me a double zzzquil with a little umbrella]
Me: make it a double
[Bartender slides me a double zzzquil with a little umbrella]
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Bartender: the usual?
Me: make it a double
[Bartender slides me a double zzzquil with a little umbrella]
Me: make it a double
[Bartender slides me a double zzzquil with a little umbrella]
Happy new year. The plan? Bringing Crazy Ralph energy to 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Happy new year. The plan? Bringing Crazy Ralph energy to 2026
In 2026 the new catchphrase will be "happier than a cat in a geodesic dome"
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In 2026 the new catchphrase will be "happier than a cat in a geodesic dome"
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It's not delivery, it's da prophecy...
July 31, 2023 at 10:23 PM
It's not delivery, it's da prophecy...
Asking the CEO what his favorite flavor of k-cup coffee is. He doesn't understand the concept so I, loudly, repeat my question until I'm a few millimeters away from his face and I whisper "Hazelnut, bitch"
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Asking the CEO what his favorite flavor of k-cup coffee is. He doesn't understand the concept so I, loudly, repeat my question until I'm a few millimeters away from his face and I whisper "Hazelnut, bitch"
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children of men (2006)
breaking: the first white boy to have swag has died
December 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
children of men (2006)
how I made my first million? geodesic domes for cats
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
how I made my first million? geodesic domes for cats
my out of office message is an autoplaying Wilhelm scream
December 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
my out of office message is an autoplaying Wilhelm scream
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Lout, Lout
Let it all out
This is what oaf therapy is all about
Come on
Your making progress
Come on
Let it all out
This is what oaf therapy is all about
Come on
Your making progress
Come on
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Lout, Lout
Let it all out
This is what oaf therapy is all about
Come on
Your making progress
Come on
Let it all out
This is what oaf therapy is all about
Come on
Your making progress
Come on
Breaking news: a flock of Canadian geese just surrounded a bread truck and flew off with it. Driver shaken but unharmed.
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Breaking news: a flock of Canadian geese just surrounded a bread truck and flew off with it. Driver shaken but unharmed.
Earth
Counter-Earth
Deli Counter-Earth
Counter-Earth
Deli Counter-Earth
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Earth
Counter-Earth
Deli Counter-Earth
Counter-Earth
Deli Counter-Earth
Hobbit pickup line: get with me and I'll cook you breakfast twice
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hobbit pickup line: get with me and I'll cook you breakfast twice
Banned from the American Ornithological Society because I keep sending letters asking to be re-classified as a turkey sandwich vulture.
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Banned from the American Ornithological Society because I keep sending letters asking to be re-classified as a turkey sandwich vulture.
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Cursed Charles entertainment cheese
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Cursed Charles entertainment cheese
The Offspring - Self Esteem (Tuvan Throat Singers Cover)
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Offspring - Self Esteem (Tuvan Throat Singers Cover)
They're calling out Mr New Year New Me for his crimes and in 2026 he will face justice
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
They're calling out Mr New Year New Me for his crimes and in 2026 he will face justice
[A small mouse holding a "Room For Rent" sign politely knocks on my skull 3 times]
Me: welcome
Me: welcome
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[A small mouse holding a "Room For Rent" sign politely knocks on my skull 3 times]
Me: welcome
Me: welcome
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Feeding sun chips to crows to win their favor
August 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Feeding sun chips to crows to win their favor
Ladies is your man only active at dawn and dusk? He might just be a crepuscular fuckboi
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ladies is your man only active at dawn and dusk? He might just be a crepuscular fuckboi
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Shout out Christ, the first to ever Hunk It Dumb boy Style, born today
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Shout out Christ, the first to ever Hunk It Dumb boy Style, born today
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cat: mrow
me: we are not having this conversation right now
me: we are not having this conversation right now
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
cat: mrow
me: we are not having this conversation right now
me: we are not having this conversation right now
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tearing into a big bag of christmas chow
December 25, 2024 at 7:44 PM
tearing into a big bag of christmas chow
Me: Merry Christmas
👽: Thank you but we have evolved beyond consumerism
Me: but you haven't evolved beyond probing?
👽: Nope
👽: Thank you but we have evolved beyond consumerism
Me: but you haven't evolved beyond probing?
👽: Nope
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Me: Merry Christmas
👽: Thank you but we have evolved beyond consumerism
Me: but you haven't evolved beyond probing?
👽: Nope
👽: Thank you but we have evolved beyond consumerism
Me: but you haven't evolved beyond probing?
👽: Nope