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My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe
Me, updating LinkedIn: donuts for dinner 🍩
My CEO: #crullergang
My CEO: #crullergang
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Me, updating LinkedIn: donuts for dinner 🍩
My CEO: #crullergang
My CEO: #crullergang
Hey, how's it going?
February 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Hey, how's it going?
They named Swampscott, Massachusetts after the stankest Pilgrim on the Mayflower.
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
They named Swampscott, Massachusetts after the stankest Pilgrim on the Mayflower.
*intentionally misreading winter olympics event men's freeski big air* men's freaky big hair? finally an event for me😃
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*intentionally misreading winter olympics event men's freeski big air* men's freaky big hair? finally an event for me😃
Me: Do you think Shakespeare had a little ruffled collar for his junk
Therapist: he doesn’t wear a ruff in either of his portraits considered to be authent- I mean the hour's up
Therapist: he doesn’t wear a ruff in either of his portraits considered to be authent- I mean the hour's up
February 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Me: Do you think Shakespeare had a little ruffled collar for his junk
Therapist: he doesn’t wear a ruff in either of his portraits considered to be authent- I mean the hour's up
Therapist: he doesn’t wear a ruff in either of his portraits considered to be authent- I mean the hour's up
In a world of Butt-Heads, one boy dared to Bea different. You will Bealieve us when you meet... Beavis
February 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
In a world of Butt-Heads, one boy dared to Bea different. You will Bealieve us when you meet... Beavis
trying to scheme my way into the schemes group chat
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
trying to scheme my way into the schemes group chat
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THE REVENGE OF SHINOBI
SEGA 1989
SEGA GENESIS
SEGA 1989
SEGA GENESIS
February 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
THE REVENGE OF SHINOBI
SEGA 1989
SEGA GENESIS
SEGA 1989
SEGA GENESIS
I hope Hamnet stays close to the source material
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I hope Hamnet stays close to the source material
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I have to use a parabolic mic because my wife only lets me listen to 3 or 4 birds at a time
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I have to use a parabolic mic because my wife only lets me listen to 3 or 4 birds at a time
I'm locked and loaded
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm locked and loaded
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Buying a 3d printer to recreate the plastic toys of my youth and taking up smoking to them to give them the proper coloration
July 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Buying a 3d printer to recreate the plastic toys of my youth and taking up smoking to them to give them the proper coloration
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please call me Hey You Slut. ma'am is my mother
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 AM
please call me Hey You Slut. ma'am is my mother
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imagine bringing lettuce to the other hunter-gatherers and being like "good news we're going to grow this shit now"
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
imagine bringing lettuce to the other hunter-gatherers and being like "good news we're going to grow this shit now"
before you are born you are assigned a catchphrase
the entire purpose of life is to find it and then say it
the entire purpose of life is to find it and then say it
February 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
before you are born you are assigned a catchphrase
the entire purpose of life is to find it and then say it
the entire purpose of life is to find it and then say it
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for dogs, running around is going on the computer. eating some dirt, is reading a big book. you can map all their behavior to ours. fetch is obvious: cool new videogame. tug of war is like when you're grabbing something but it's not turning out to be quite so easy as you'd hoped hm? barking is posts
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
for dogs, running around is going on the computer. eating some dirt, is reading a big book. you can map all their behavior to ours. fetch is obvious: cool new videogame. tug of war is like when you're grabbing something but it's not turning out to be quite so easy as you'd hoped hm? barking is posts
aliens showing up and identifying our world as "Planet Blue Jeans"
February 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
aliens showing up and identifying our world as "Planet Blue Jeans"
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The dress code here is business skasual. Go home and change into a formal bowling shirt.
November 12, 2024 at 5:18 PM
The dress code here is business skasual. Go home and change into a formal bowling shirt.
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if you swing by my table in the back of the dominoes I’ve got an unlicensed salad bar back there with ALL the fixings, cheapest in town too, 100% anonymous
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
if you swing by my table in the back of the dominoes I’ve got an unlicensed salad bar back there with ALL the fixings, cheapest in town too, 100% anonymous
I'm very normal and absolutely not a lumbering creature that swam the ocean before man descended from the trees.
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I'm very normal and absolutely not a lumbering creature that swam the ocean before man descended from the trees.
Me: are coming to the stakeholder meeting?
Office Dracula: bleh!
Office Dracula: bleh!
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Me: are coming to the stakeholder meeting?
Office Dracula: bleh!
Office Dracula: bleh!
This film really put the run in "first run" because we all ran out of the theatre screaming! AAH! UN TRAIN! MERDE!
February 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
This film really put the run in "first run" because we all ran out of the theatre screaming! AAH! UN TRAIN! MERDE!