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My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe
Refusing to leave the break room "until I find myself" (I'm just eating peanut butter pretzels)
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Refusing to leave the break room "until I find myself" (I'm just eating peanut butter pretzels)
Me, in The Matrix (1999): I'm ready. Plug me in and download every Garfield comic to my brain
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me, in The Matrix (1999): I'm ready. Plug me in and download every Garfield comic to my brain
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
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Me: I'm buying the world's biggest diamond...
My fiance: 😍
Me: ...and using it to focus a laser beam to write my name on the moon
My fiance: 😍
My fiance: 😍
Me: ...and using it to focus a laser beam to write my name on the moon
My fiance: 😍
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me: I'm buying the world's biggest diamond...
My fiance: 😍
Me: ...and using it to focus a laser beam to write my name on the moon
My fiance: 😍
My fiance: 😍
Me: ...and using it to focus a laser beam to write my name on the moon
My fiance: 😍
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soon the screaming winds of Boston will be wild enough to flay my flesh and send my skeleton flying away to another land
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
soon the screaming winds of Boston will be wild enough to flay my flesh and send my skeleton flying away to another land
Expelled and banned from the Westminster Dog Show judges panel for rating every dog breed as "insufficiently muppet-like" and "not Rolf"
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Expelled and banned from the Westminster Dog Show judges panel for rating every dog breed as "insufficiently muppet-like" and "not Rolf"
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Please meet my sons: Lloyd, Ssteve and Jjeff
June 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Please meet my sons: Lloyd, Ssteve and Jjeff
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computer then: bleep, bloop
me: :)
computer now: Microsoft Teams has updated!
me: helppp :(
me: :)
computer now: Microsoft Teams has updated!
me: helppp :(
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
computer then: bleep, bloop
me: :)
computer now: Microsoft Teams has updated!
me: helppp :(
me: :)
computer now: Microsoft Teams has updated!
me: helppp :(
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Cat: I have discovered existentialism for you have failed to refill my food dish in 3 minutes
Me: Curse you Kierkegaard
Me: Curse you Kierkegaard
September 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Cat: I have discovered existentialism for you have failed to refill my food dish in 3 minutes
Me: Curse you Kierkegaard
Me: Curse you Kierkegaard
wrote honk shoo in the teams meeting chat and 6 people logged off with 😴 reacts
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
wrote honk shoo in the teams meeting chat and 6 people logged off with 😴 reacts
I've been sanctioned by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) for practicing Flavor Blasted Cognitive Behavioral Therapy without a license.
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I've been sanctioned by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) for practicing Flavor Blasted Cognitive Behavioral Therapy without a license.
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Commas are the parsley, in the teeth of my posts
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Commas are the parsley, in the teeth of my posts
Me: Luncheonette would be a beautiful name for a girl
Maternity ward nurse: *sprinting and executing a perfect flying kick to my C1 cervical vertebrae*
Maternity ward nurse: *sprinting and executing a perfect flying kick to my C1 cervical vertebrae*
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me: Luncheonette would be a beautiful name for a girl
Maternity ward nurse: *sprinting and executing a perfect flying kick to my C1 cervical vertebrae*
Maternity ward nurse: *sprinting and executing a perfect flying kick to my C1 cervical vertebrae*
A space-based laser would solve a lot of my problems but it wouldn't bring her back
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A space-based laser would solve a lot of my problems but it wouldn't bring her back
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To the little jokester who put two tiny ice cubes and a broken twig at my base while I was sleeping: We will find you.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
To the little jokester who put two tiny ice cubes and a broken twig at my base while I was sleeping: We will find you.
Scrooge: you there boy, what day is it?
Me: why, it's Chuesday sir
Scrooge: back to the coal mine with this one
Me: why, it's Chuesday sir
Scrooge: back to the coal mine with this one
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Scrooge: you there boy, what day is it?
Me: why, it's Chuesday sir
Scrooge: back to the coal mine with this one
Me: why, it's Chuesday sir
Scrooge: back to the coal mine with this one
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Recreating the figgy pudding from first principles
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Recreating the figgy pudding from first principles
[Emailing the global company address book]
Subject: Dunk
Body: and Donuts
Subject: Dunk
Body: and Donuts
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[Emailing the global company address book]
Subject: Dunk
Body: and Donuts
Subject: Dunk
Body: and Donuts
I get all my daily news AND vitamin-d giving sunlight from this hole I trepanned in my skull
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I get all my daily news AND vitamin-d giving sunlight from this hole I trepanned in my skull
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(finds a handgun on the ground) (doesn't know if it's real) (doesn't know how to use it)
Well well well. Looks like the shoe's on the other foot now. Here's what's gonna happen: First, we're gonna restart Berserk '97, right where it left off. Got it? 2nd, there's a little game called Xenogears;
Well well well. Looks like the shoe's on the other foot now. Here's what's gonna happen: First, we're gonna restart Berserk '97, right where it left off. Got it? 2nd, there's a little game called Xenogears;
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
(finds a handgun on the ground) (doesn't know if it's real) (doesn't know how to use it)
Well well well. Looks like the shoe's on the other foot now. Here's what's gonna happen: First, we're gonna restart Berserk '97, right where it left off. Got it? 2nd, there's a little game called Xenogears;
Well well well. Looks like the shoe's on the other foot now. Here's what's gonna happen: First, we're gonna restart Berserk '97, right where it left off. Got it? 2nd, there's a little game called Xenogears;
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LADY JESSICA: Use the Voice.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: [clearing throat]
ELIZABETH HOLMES: [clearing throat]
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
LADY JESSICA: Use the Voice.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: [clearing throat]
ELIZABETH HOLMES: [clearing throat]
The joy of waking up early (more time to put off folding laundry and to observe various bird crimes)
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The joy of waking up early (more time to put off folding laundry and to observe various bird crimes)
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Keeping up with my goblin literature
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Keeping up with my goblin literature