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antivax Michaelangelo: what's up Shred man, any room in your bubble for these lab leaks
antivax Leonardo: i knew it, he's got the whole foot clan masked up
antivax Raphael: who cares. the whole world is sick
antivax Donatello: masks have been proven time and again to have no effect against airbor
antivax Leonardo: i knew it, he's got the whole foot clan masked up
antivax Raphael: who cares. the whole world is sick
antivax Donatello: masks have been proven time and again to have no effect against airbor
June 14, 2024 at 6:14 AM
antivax Michaelangelo: what's up Shred man, any room in your bubble for these lab leaks
antivax Leonardo: i knew it, he's got the whole foot clan masked up
antivax Raphael: who cares. the whole world is sick
antivax Donatello: masks have been proven time and again to have no effect against airbor
antivax Leonardo: i knew it, he's got the whole foot clan masked up
antivax Raphael: who cares. the whole world is sick
antivax Donatello: masks have been proven time and again to have no effect against airbor
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I visited Dumb Idiot island and they said they missed you. They want their mayor back. When do you plan to return
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I visited Dumb Idiot island and they said they missed you. They want their mayor back. When do you plan to return
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Clifford the big red cyst
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Clifford the big red cyst
oooooh so you’re like…one of THOSE guys
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
oooooh so you’re like…one of THOSE guys
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i just wanted to let you know that i am holding myself back from saying a bunch of incredibly mean things to you
January 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
i just wanted to let you know that i am holding myself back from saying a bunch of incredibly mean things to you
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Doctor: do you smoke?
Me (thinking he means cooking pop tarts in my smoker and then eating them): two boxes a day
Me (thinking he means cooking pop tarts in my smoker and then eating them): two boxes a day
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Doctor: do you smoke?
Me (thinking he means cooking pop tarts in my smoker and then eating them): two boxes a day
Me (thinking he means cooking pop tarts in my smoker and then eating them): two boxes a day
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i dont know how many bridges i have to burn before i stop hearing about an irrelevant evil guy with bad opinions but i will burn them all.
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i dont know how many bridges i have to burn before i stop hearing about an irrelevant evil guy with bad opinions but i will burn them all.
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social compact suggestion: anytime anyone is laying out this kind of engagement bait in 2026, blocked. this is either engagement bait or someone whose kid stopped calling them anymore because they can't stop saying "bernie bro" at thanksgiving dinner. rehashing the past does not matter, it never did
January 24, 2026 at 9:50 PM
social compact suggestion: anytime anyone is laying out this kind of engagement bait in 2026, blocked. this is either engagement bait or someone whose kid stopped calling them anymore because they can't stop saying "bernie bro" at thanksgiving dinner. rehashing the past does not matter, it never did
oh YEAH well could a disgrace to his family do THIS
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 AM
oh YEAH well could a disgrace to his family do THIS
a cool trick is to comment “I knew it” anytime someone shows any vulnerability whatsoever
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 AM
a cool trick is to comment “I knew it” anytime someone shows any vulnerability whatsoever
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When I was directing cereal commercials I would always try to sneak a handgun into the part of a well balanced breakfast shot
January 22, 2026 at 6:46 AM
When I was directing cereal commercials I would always try to sneak a handgun into the part of a well balanced breakfast shot
I’m here to abuse flag emojis and scold politicians
And I’m all outta flag emojis
And I’m all outta flag emojis
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I’m here to abuse flag emojis and scold politicians
And I’m all outta flag emojis
And I’m all outta flag emojis
I feel really lucky because my favorite thing is bread, followed closely by circuses
January 22, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I feel really lucky because my favorite thing is bread, followed closely by circuses
Stuart Little with Proportional Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Stuart Little with Proportional Naturals
I’m a little mouse and I deserve my pellet goddamnit
January 22, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I’m a little mouse and I deserve my pellet goddamnit
you are all mentally ill siri turn on notifications
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
you are all mentally ill siri turn on notifications
the most ethical thing a billionaire can do is to buy The Oscars wholesale and rename the ceremony “The Poopies”
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 PM
the most ethical thing a billionaire can do is to buy The Oscars wholesale and rename the ceremony “The Poopies”
oh I’ll show you the ‘transitive property’ alright
January 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
oh I’ll show you the ‘transitive property’ alright
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Special kind of pain watching writers I respected embarrass themselves from 2015-2025
January 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Special kind of pain watching writers I respected embarrass themselves from 2015-2025
the famous bigfoot film, but it’s me entering the same chipotle I ate in 6 hours earlier
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
the famous bigfoot film, but it’s me entering the same chipotle I ate in 6 hours earlier
changed my mind, I love AI now
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
changed my mind, I love AI now
k-dog the bounty hunters
January 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
k-dog the bounty hunters
kpop felon hunters
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
kpop felon hunters